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Suns Gorilla spotted
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Suns Gorilla spotted
Team Stripes voters... STAY IN LINE!!!
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Team Stripes voters... STAY IN LINE!!!
Wearing this in front of Deni kicks ass thank you Spike
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Wearing this in front of Deni kicks ass thank you Spike
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obama didn’t have an nba wildcat strike to break this year so he settled for going to watch a war criminal play in the all star game
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
obama didn’t have an nba wildcat strike to break this year so he settled for going to watch a war criminal play in the all star game
Commissioner Silver please give us a Mute Reggie button
February 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Commissioner Silver please give us a Mute Reggie button
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shoe house, wacky golf, north myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
shoe house, wacky golf, north myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979
Another Dunk Contest Disaster
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Another Dunk Contest Disaster
Bill Simmons vindicated for saying he wouldn't watch Jaxson Hayes dunk even if he was "outside my house right now on my court"
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Bill Simmons vindicated for saying he wouldn't watch Jaxson Hayes dunk even if he was "outside my house right now on my court"
Nice custom jacket, Jake from State Farm!
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Nice custom jacket, Jake from State Farm!
It would be funny for Dame to win it, so I hope he does
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
It would be funny for Dame to win it, so I hope he does
Very excited about this
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Very excited about this
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Comrade Sweatshirt 🫡
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Comrade Sweatshirt 🫡
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![Free Beef Stew school walkout
[pic of isaiah stewart]
February 12 2026 at
1:30pm
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The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
Balloon Boy has been shot down over El Paso! RIP 😢
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Balloon Boy has been shot down over El Paso! RIP 😢
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
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comedy is ok but clown is more difficult LEGENDARY
Philippe Gaulier, a French clown who was known as one of comedy’s greatest teachers, with students including Sacha Baron Cohen and Emma Thompson, died on Monday. He was 82.
Philippe Gaulier, Revered Clown and ‘Tormentor’ of Aspiring Comedians, Dies at 82
Gaulier often insulted his pupils, but many became stars, including Sacha Baron Cohen, Emma Thompson and Rachel Weisz.
nyti.ms
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
comedy is ok but clown is more difficult LEGENDARY
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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
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NEW: Over the last several months, ICE has carried out a secret campaign to place new and expanded facilities for its agents and lawyers in nearly every state and major metro area in the US—over 150 in all. @wired.com is publishing dozens of these locations; @leahfeiger.bsky.social has the scoop:
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
NEW: Over the last several months, ICE has carried out a secret campaign to place new and expanded facilities for its agents and lawyers in nearly every state and major metro area in the US—over 150 in all. @wired.com is publishing dozens of these locations; @leahfeiger.bsky.social has the scoop:
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union strong baby bless up to my uaw brother
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
union strong baby bless up to my uaw brother