Christopher 'Smokeyandyouknowthis' Chik, MFA
@g1mpy.bsky.social
He/him. I write things. I read things. Sometimes, it rains. #disabledrights activist. #autistic SNHU MFA '14 #Romanistan #TeamGracie
PFP alt text: my headshot from the back with a 1961 style LA Angels cap on backwards.
PFP alt text: my headshot from the back with a 1961 style LA Angels cap on backwards.
Pinned
I'm Romani.
My family came here ~1911 fleeing this kind of sh*t.
The dream of a place that would finally be safe for us didn't even last til the third generation born here.
My family came here ~1911 fleeing this kind of sh*t.
The dream of a place that would finally be safe for us didn't even last til the third generation born here.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Like Luka, way I ball; that sh*t a blessing."
And what a blessing it was for my LakeShow.
And what a blessing it was for my LakeShow.
Luka has 39-8-11 going into the 4th quarter. And a team actually traded him. This calendar year, no less!
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"Like Luka, way I ball; that sh*t a blessing."
And what a blessing it was for my LakeShow.
And what a blessing it was for my LakeShow.
Fun Fact to brighten your day:
I've been sitting on an occupy mars domain for yeaaars.
No matter how much money that prick has, he'll never get that from me.
I've been sitting on an occupy mars domain for yeaaars.
No matter how much money that prick has, he'll never get that from me.
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Fun Fact to brighten your day:
I've been sitting on an occupy mars domain for yeaaars.
No matter how much money that prick has, he'll never get that from me.
I've been sitting on an occupy mars domain for yeaaars.
No matter how much money that prick has, he'll never get that from me.
Are your ancestors the arbiters of karma?
Or you gadjo?
Or you gadjo?
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Are your ancestors the arbiters of karma?
Or you gadjo?
Or you gadjo?
Help the WeHo Superhero.
Took on 38 of these devastating I.C.E. kidnap cases, but can’t seem to get to my 5th successful outcome.
When we hit on obstruction, I usually move to the next appropriate case and keep trying.
After all this, months later, still stuck at 4 victories.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
When we hit on obstruction, I usually move to the next appropriate case and keep trying.
After all this, months later, still stuck at 4 victories.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
Have reunited only 4 of the
38 I.C.E. kidnap families I’ve taken on when the raids first began, months ago.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
Any and all assistance is greatly appreciated. This isn’t easy.
38 I.C.E. kidnap families I’ve taken on when the raids first began, months ago.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
Any and all assistance is greatly appreciated. This isn’t easy.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Help the WeHo Superhero.
Reposted by Christopher 'Smokeyandyouknowthis' Chik, MFA
Please assist if you can.
Took on 38 of these devastating I.C.E. kidnap cases, but can’t seem to get to my 5th successful outcome.
When we hit on obstruction, I usually move to the next appropriate case and keep trying.
After all this, months later, still stuck at 4 victories.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
When we hit on obstruction, I usually move to the next appropriate case and keep trying.
After all this, months later, still stuck at 4 victories.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
Have reunited only 4 of the
38 I.C.E. kidnap families I’ve taken on when the raids first began, months ago.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
Any and all assistance is greatly appreciated. This isn’t easy.
38 I.C.E. kidnap families I’ve taken on when the raids first began, months ago.
Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
Any and all assistance is greatly appreciated. This isn’t easy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Please assist if you can.
"A ride for it cost your house in fact.
All the ableds doubtin on that.
Crip walkin' without a crip tax.
The beats I've taken would make em snap."
All the ableds doubtin on that.
Crip walkin' without a crip tax.
The beats I've taken would make em snap."
After a week or so of hours of phone calls, I think my XLH treatment is finally set.
So, I'm back on my BS.
Brain said:
"Academic record straight ayyys to start like I'm BigX
Chair cost more than your car, talkin like 3 racks."
So, I'm back on my BS.
Brain said:
"Academic record straight ayyys to start like I'm BigX
Chair cost more than your car, talkin like 3 racks."
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"A ride for it cost your house in fact.
All the ableds doubtin on that.
Crip walkin' without a crip tax.
The beats I've taken would make em snap."
All the ableds doubtin on that.
Crip walkin' without a crip tax.
The beats I've taken would make em snap."
And if you want a vulgar roast?
Call your boy over here.
I rip gadze apart all day on this app.
I will help you do it for money.
Call your boy over here.
I rip gadze apart all day on this app.
I will help you do it for money.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And if you want a vulgar roast?
Call your boy over here.
I rip gadze apart all day on this app.
I will help you do it for money.
Call your boy over here.
I rip gadze apart all day on this app.
I will help you do it for money.
Ayyyyooooooooooo 😆😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ayyyyooooooooooo 😆😂
After a week or so of hours of phone calls, I think my XLH treatment is finally set.
So, I'm back on my BS.
Brain said:
"Academic record straight ayyys to start like I'm BigX
Chair cost more than your car, talkin like 3 racks."
So, I'm back on my BS.
Brain said:
"Academic record straight ayyys to start like I'm BigX
Chair cost more than your car, talkin like 3 racks."
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
After a week or so of hours of phone calls, I think my XLH treatment is finally set.
So, I'm back on my BS.
Brain said:
"Academic record straight ayyys to start like I'm BigX
Chair cost more than your car, talkin like 3 racks."
So, I'm back on my BS.
Brain said:
"Academic record straight ayyys to start like I'm BigX
Chair cost more than your car, talkin like 3 racks."
the drink aint need no mix.
i'm tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
the drink aint need no mix.
i need more than this.
im tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
🎶
i'm tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
the drink aint need no mix.
i need more than this.
im tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
🎶
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the drink aint need no mix.
i'm tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
the drink aint need no mix.
i need more than this.
im tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
🎶
i'm tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
the drink aint need no mix.
i need more than this.
im tryna get faded, baby,
this ain't gon' do shit.
🎶
Reposted by Christopher 'Smokeyandyouknowthis' Chik, MFA
I released my 4th poetry collection last week.
You can buy it for me for a dollar. It’s not up on my itch page yet cause I’m sleepy busy and behind.
but if you tip me $1.00 and include ur email in the memo,
I’ll send you an EPUB ebook of my 4th poetry collection
You can buy it for me for a dollar. It’s not up on my itch page yet cause I’m sleepy busy and behind.
but if you tip me $1.00 and include ur email in the memo,
I’ll send you an EPUB ebook of my 4th poetry collection
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I released my 4th poetry collection last week.
You can buy it for me for a dollar. It’s not up on my itch page yet cause I’m sleepy busy and behind.
but if you tip me $1.00 and include ur email in the memo,
I’ll send you an EPUB ebook of my 4th poetry collection
You can buy it for me for a dollar. It’s not up on my itch page yet cause I’m sleepy busy and behind.
but if you tip me $1.00 and include ur email in the memo,
I’ll send you an EPUB ebook of my 4th poetry collection
Well today was a day.
Holy sh*t.
Got a random phone call related to a monoclonal antibody treatment for my XLH that I'm trying to get approved.
From like the educational contact point who helps patients understand as it's a First in Class treatment.
Now an XLH org might screen our 15m film.
Holy sh*t.
Got a random phone call related to a monoclonal antibody treatment for my XLH that I'm trying to get approved.
From like the educational contact point who helps patients understand as it's a First in Class treatment.
Now an XLH org might screen our 15m film.
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Well today was a day.
Holy sh*t.
Got a random phone call related to a monoclonal antibody treatment for my XLH that I'm trying to get approved.
From like the educational contact point who helps patients understand as it's a First in Class treatment.
Now an XLH org might screen our 15m film.
Holy sh*t.
Got a random phone call related to a monoclonal antibody treatment for my XLH that I'm trying to get approved.
From like the educational contact point who helps patients understand as it's a First in Class treatment.
Now an XLH org might screen our 15m film.
Reposted by Christopher 'Smokeyandyouknowthis' Chik, MFA
This is a great piece and it's by a journalism school classmate so have to share. missionlocal.org/2025/11/sf-w...
S.F. has zero electric-wheelchair charging stations. Users are frustrated.
Electric wheelchair users are used to keeping a mental map of where to charge their chairs. The city hasn't done enough to help, they say.
missionlocal.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is a great piece and it's by a journalism school classmate so have to share. missionlocal.org/2025/11/sf-w...
BigXthaPlug - Home
Name the last song you've heard.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BigXthaPlug - Home
Escape from Tarkov.
I was probably top 5 worldwide and I wasn't 5 and I wasn't 4.
Only streamer to ever do 24hr+ straight without dying once (while pushing every fight I heard on every map I played).
Wiped Slush's 5 man in labs on 1 mp5 mag dump.
Got Pest a few times.
Was called "human radar."
I was probably top 5 worldwide and I wasn't 5 and I wasn't 4.
Only streamer to ever do 24hr+ straight without dying once (while pushing every fight I heard on every map I played).
Wiped Slush's 5 man in labs on 1 mp5 mag dump.
Got Pest a few times.
Was called "human radar."
Name a videogame you've played for 1250+ hours.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Escape from Tarkov.
I was probably top 5 worldwide and I wasn't 5 and I wasn't 4.
Only streamer to ever do 24hr+ straight without dying once (while pushing every fight I heard on every map I played).
Wiped Slush's 5 man in labs on 1 mp5 mag dump.
Got Pest a few times.
Was called "human radar."
I was probably top 5 worldwide and I wasn't 5 and I wasn't 4.
Only streamer to ever do 24hr+ straight without dying once (while pushing every fight I heard on every map I played).
Wiped Slush's 5 man in labs on 1 mp5 mag dump.
Got Pest a few times.
Was called "human radar."
Bouta go all Sam Jackson on my nose.
"Sneeze n drip one more time, MFer. I dare you."
Gonna roll up in that diner like "pass me my tissue box. It's the one with 'Bad Allergy MFer' on it."
"Sneeze n drip one more time, MFer. I dare you."
Gonna roll up in that diner like "pass me my tissue box. It's the one with 'Bad Allergy MFer' on it."
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bouta go all Sam Jackson on my nose.
"Sneeze n drip one more time, MFer. I dare you."
Gonna roll up in that diner like "pass me my tissue box. It's the one with 'Bad Allergy MFer' on it."
"Sneeze n drip one more time, MFer. I dare you."
Gonna roll up in that diner like "pass me my tissue box. It's the one with 'Bad Allergy MFer' on it."
Reposted by Christopher 'Smokeyandyouknowthis' Chik, MFA
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Parent: “Coach why you making them run”
Me: they were late
Parent: Coach it’s my fault
Me: Well you can run if you want too
Parent:
Me: they were late
Parent: Coach it’s my fault
Me: Well you can run if you want too
Parent:
a man is standing in front of a white car .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a white car .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Fr tho.
I'm pretty much WifeGuyTM and all my homies think I have the baddest Wonder Woman wifey. They love how much I love her.
They also love her wool dryer balls tips.
I'm pretty much WifeGuyTM and all my homies think I have the baddest Wonder Woman wifey. They love how much I love her.
They also love her wool dryer balls tips.
men mocking men for loving their girlfriend, do yall got something to tell us
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Fr tho.
I'm pretty much WifeGuyTM and all my homies think I have the baddest Wonder Woman wifey. They love how much I love her.
They also love her wool dryer balls tips.
I'm pretty much WifeGuyTM and all my homies think I have the baddest Wonder Woman wifey. They love how much I love her.
They also love her wool dryer balls tips.
In the newest episode of Listen to gadže Say the Darnedest Things:
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In the newest episode of Listen to gadže Say the Darnedest Things:
Reposted by Christopher 'Smokeyandyouknowthis' Chik, MFA
![Ambulatory mobility aid users going out in public: @emmanewbound [woman vampire from what we do in the shadows, possibly wearing cat ears on her head "let the ceremony of judgement commence"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreibfj6fpsslftwle7vjmgodnw7xpt3bcv4tejjeihbhxk2bftyzlhu@jpeg)
Sorry I been kinda MIA.
Back pain from the atmospheric river begat a wonky shoulder that's excruciating.
Top it off I just sneezed, through a Claritin tablet AND a Benedryl, for 10m straight.
I think the ancestors replaced my nose with a hydrant in my sleep.
Back pain from the atmospheric river begat a wonky shoulder that's excruciating.
Top it off I just sneezed, through a Claritin tablet AND a Benedryl, for 10m straight.
I think the ancestors replaced my nose with a hydrant in my sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sorry I been kinda MIA.
Back pain from the atmospheric river begat a wonky shoulder that's excruciating.
Top it off I just sneezed, through a Claritin tablet AND a Benedryl, for 10m straight.
I think the ancestors replaced my nose with a hydrant in my sleep.
Back pain from the atmospheric river begat a wonky shoulder that's excruciating.
Top it off I just sneezed, through a Claritin tablet AND a Benedryl, for 10m straight.
I think the ancestors replaced my nose with a hydrant in my sleep.
If you ain't bumpin Xiuhtezcatl while you're cooking?
Are you even cooking?
*dances around the kitchen island in his power chair, just Rrom af doin Roma sh*t*
Are you even cooking?
*dances around the kitchen island in his power chair, just Rrom af doin Roma sh*t*
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you ain't bumpin Xiuhtezcatl while you're cooking?
Are you even cooking?
*dances around the kitchen island in his power chair, just Rrom af doin Roma sh*t*
Are you even cooking?
*dances around the kitchen island in his power chair, just Rrom af doin Roma sh*t*
"Smokin on that endo. Game Cube. Nintendo."
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November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Smokin on that endo. Game Cube. Nintendo."
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