cowboy johnny
@garbagefireboy.bsky.social
30 || he/they || i like anime and kpop and shitposts
chicano, trans, disabled, still here
chicano, trans, disabled, still here
me the last several months
February 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
me the last several months
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waiter
my pasta is bats
my pasta is bats
January 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
waiter
my pasta is bats
my pasta is bats
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An interesting fact about the band ZZ Top is that their singer Frank Instrument is the only member who didn’t play an instrument
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
An interesting fact about the band ZZ Top is that their singer Frank Instrument is the only member who didn’t play an instrument
i appreciate all the support that some people want to give to latinos in the states these days, but if you’re reducing us to a job title like farm worker or hotel maid, you’re not helping like you think you are. we are more than the work we do.
January 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i appreciate all the support that some people want to give to latinos in the states these days, but if you’re reducing us to a job title like farm worker or hotel maid, you’re not helping like you think you are. we are more than the work we do.
thank god cats are such sleepy creatures, i love me a good rest and resting with a friend is even better
January 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
thank god cats are such sleepy creatures, i love me a good rest and resting with a friend is even better
this depression got me feeling like that noise that cartoon characters make when they start falling down
January 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
this depression got me feeling like that noise that cartoon characters make when they start falling down
whoever filled my head with this fucking mucus, your moms a hoe
January 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
whoever filled my head with this fucking mucus, your moms a hoe
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wife: sweep the floor
me: *sweeps the floor
floor: assumes the crane stance and just hoofs me in the skull, winning the tournament
me: *sweeps the floor
floor: assumes the crane stance and just hoofs me in the skull, winning the tournament
January 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
wife: sweep the floor
me: *sweeps the floor
floor: assumes the crane stance and just hoofs me in the skull, winning the tournament
me: *sweeps the floor
floor: assumes the crane stance and just hoofs me in the skull, winning the tournament
highkey if you say “MAGAt” i’m gonna assume you’re a, over the age of 50 and b, homophobic. why else would you be calling someone the cowards f slur
January 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
highkey if you say “MAGAt” i’m gonna assume you’re a, over the age of 50 and b, homophobic. why else would you be calling someone the cowards f slur
another day, another tired of white women
January 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
another day, another tired of white women
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You cannot be both pro-life and a fan of Willy Wonka.
January 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You cannot be both pro-life and a fan of Willy Wonka.
to the person singing i believe i can fly in the alley behind my house have a good night be safe muah ily
January 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
to the person singing i believe i can fly in the alley behind my house have a good night be safe muah ily
fuck i really did not need mexican food and a blizzard
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
fuck i really did not need mexican food and a blizzard
doordash baby please stop offering me double dash i don’t need mexican food and a blizzard but maybe i do and how can i know until i buy it
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
doordash baby please stop offering me double dash i don’t need mexican food and a blizzard but maybe i do and how can i know until i buy it
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god i hate it when my disability has the AUDACITY to disable me
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
god i hate it when my disability has the AUDACITY to disable me
literally me moments ago, i almost didn’t make it
IT HAPPENED TO ME: my phone is across the room and i really, really want it
January 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
literally me moments ago, i almost didn’t make it
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
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nice credit score you got there. be a shame if it was all...imaginary
January 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
nice credit score you got there. be a shame if it was all...imaginary
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i bet this feels so good if you're a deck of cards
January 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i bet this feels so good if you're a deck of cards
i miss my dad and my uncle a lot today. i’m so lucky that they loved me and i got to love them.
January 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
i miss my dad and my uncle a lot today. i’m so lucky that they loved me and i got to love them.
2pm already? damn i better go to bed
January 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
2pm already? damn i better go to bed
me in the womb looking at my twin i’m about to eat
January 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
me in the womb looking at my twin i’m about to eat
ice is in oregon
January 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ice is in oregon
January 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM