Nicholas
@generalpants.bsky.social
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Turns out she's also just not very good at taxonomy
Please enjoy this hilariously bad video of Aliyah Boston guessing NFL teams.
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Turns out she's also just not very good at taxonomy
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February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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My king
Everyone mad at the guy who thinks Bad Bunny isn't American but let's ignore that dummy and find out who this hero is
Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social
Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
My king
Said I'm fighting for Minnesota's rights but you can have these lefts too
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Said I'm fighting for Minnesota's rights but you can have these lefts too
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Your reminder that Kenneth Walker III finishing sixth in the 2021 Heisman merited nothing less than an FBI investigation
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Your reminder that Kenneth Walker III finishing sixth in the 2021 Heisman merited nothing less than an FBI investigation
Real stinky game from Adelaide wew 🤢
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Real stinky game from Adelaide wew 🤢
Love when I see the title of an email and immediately know I'm about to read about some bullshit
@838carlisle.bsky.social
@838carlisle.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Love when I see the title of an email and immediately know I'm about to read about some bullshit
@838carlisle.bsky.social
@838carlisle.bsky.social
The Kennedy Blairaissance tho... My GOD
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The Kennedy Blairaissance tho... My GOD
Original Ryan Miller pads, ain't never been washed and only dropped once
We had several sets of goalie pads come in today! Gear up tomorrow from 8am - 3:30pm.
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Original Ryan Miller pads, ain't never been washed and only dropped once
Wow who could have seen that coming
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Wow who could have seen that coming
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At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
Despite featuring two marching snares(!) I hated basically everything about that anthem
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Despite featuring two marching snares(!) I hated basically everything about that anthem
It's the moooooost wonderful time, of the year (nwsl preseason rosters are due)
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It's the moooooost wonderful time, of the year (nwsl preseason rosters are due)
She's got that shit ON
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
She's got that shit ON
This is a "I would die a thousand happy deaths if the Dash wanted to sign or trial Maggie Illig"
But spiritually she feels like a Sweden or USL player, at least as a rookie
But spiritually she feels like a Sweden or USL player, at least as a rookie
I would've had some suggestions smh
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
This is a "I would die a thousand happy deaths if the Dash wanted to sign or trial Maggie Illig"
But spiritually she feels like a Sweden or USL player, at least as a rookie
But spiritually she feels like a Sweden or USL player, at least as a rookie
It's time for MACetball (MACsketball?)
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It's time for MACetball (MACsketball?)
Oh neat baseball already started
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Oh neat baseball already started
Angel City signing someone from NCT 127?
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Angel City signing someone from NCT 127?
*Wolverine in bed looking at a picture frame*
and sure, they convert on 3rd and 17
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
*Wolverine in bed looking at a picture frame*
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BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.