gerv
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if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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i will never apologize for a post
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i will never apologize for a post
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He’s never looked more like a Tim Robinson character
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He’s never looked more like a Tim Robinson character
In America the president sits at a big desk and has 20 cowboys telling him he’s doing a good job
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
In America the president sits at a big desk and has 20 cowboys telling him he’s doing a good job
They definitely tried to get David Byrne for that State Farm talking head commercial right
December 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
They definitely tried to get David Byrne for that State Farm talking head commercial right
Oh they’re big nervous
🍃 SCOOP 🍃
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh they’re big nervous
Miami voted for a Dem mayor? I don’t regret to inform you that we are going to win
We have near-final results in the 2 Florida legislative special elections. Neither flipped, but quite the swings toward Dems.
—Democrats kept HD90, winning it by 28%.
(Harris won here by 11%.)
—The GOP kept SD11, winning it by 18%.
(Trump won here by 40%.)
Plus, Dems flipped the Miami mayorship.
—Democrats kept HD90, winning it by 28%.
(Harris won here by 11%.)
—The GOP kept SD11, winning it by 18%.
(Trump won here by 40%.)
Plus, Dems flipped the Miami mayorship.
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Miami voted for a Dem mayor? I don’t regret to inform you that we are going to win
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
Best shot in cinematic history
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Best shot in cinematic history
I’m one of the dumbest dolphins fans there is but with a decent QB I think I could be convinced that Mike is the guy
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m one of the dumbest dolphins fans there is but with a decent QB I think I could be convinced that Mike is the guy
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
Never a good sign when the powers at be are like “everything would be better if you people would just consume more!”
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Never a good sign when the powers at be are like “everything would be better if you people would just consume more!”
Turned the knicks game on immediately got angry man I hate them so much lol
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Turned the knicks game on immediately got angry man I hate them so much lol
Bad day to be an unread copy of The Two Towers
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bad day to be an unread copy of The Two Towers
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Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone
hard-drive.net/thanksgiving...
hard-drive.net/thanksgiving...
Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone - Hard Drive
CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the Paramount series... Read more nonsense
hard-drive.net
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone
hard-drive.net/thanksgiving...
hard-drive.net/thanksgiving...
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Gimli asking for a strand of hair from Galadriel 😢
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Gimli asking for a strand of hair from Galadriel 😢
It’s crazy how gambling is the only industry that promotes its vice as a vice. Every Kalshi ad is just the sweatiest random person freaking over some shit that should not matter to them at all
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It’s crazy how gambling is the only industry that promotes its vice as a vice. Every Kalshi ad is just the sweatiest random person freaking over some shit that should not matter to them at all
Has to be a bit but also lol
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Has to be a bit but also lol
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Hey is this platform still against stuff that sucks absolute ass or has that cooled down a bit
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Hey is this platform still against stuff that sucks absolute ass or has that cooled down a bit