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gerv

@gervs.bsky.social

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if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is might as well win the whole fuckin thing Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4h

Simon3333

Italian pizza box chef with the three fingers up to his mouth gesture

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 11h

Supercharged Turndaballova performance loading….

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 12h

tua's eye is fucked

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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 12h

#WinWithQuinn

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 12h

Tua injury news big for the #InForQuinn movement

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna need Mendoza in aqua and orange

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Active BOOsures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 1d

Do you get eepy? I get so eepy.

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 1d

Cuomo made the most racist as I’ve ever seen in my life to close his campaign why’d don’t you report that, quit your jobs and shutter your rag of a paper you hacks

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 1d

Guy whos only seen Eddington: getting real Eddington vibes from this

Brahm Resnik @brahmresnik.bsky.social · 2d

Former US Sen. Kyrsten Sinema lobbies for data center developer at Chandler AZ Plan Commission. Says she's working "hand in glove" w Trump Admin & warns city to embrace DCs or face federal intervention. City Council vote on Sinema's DC scheduled for Nov. 13.

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 1d

Harambe is making a comeback — as a fidget spinner

The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse

Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.

buff.ly

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Waylon Mustard Jr. @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

China just built the biggest bridge in the world, a modern marvel that set ten different world records. Meanwhile we are having the fucking New York Jets and Blackstone bribe our McDonald’s Pedophile President to build the ballroom equivalent of the Flanders house

nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 1d

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 1d

English to Mandarin google translate for “hello i am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?”

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 1d

Dolphins future QB putting my Bruins in the Steiner Recliner

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 3d

Imagining a barstool fan in 2025 who also reads

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 3d

Hate to curse the timeline but I was perusing potential Squawkin’ and I need others to know what’s coming—

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 3d

This is an AB* conversation and you can C** your way out of it

*Albanian Bruce
**Chauncey

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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 3d

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 3d

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4d

Terrible call

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4d

Thats Silky Johnson

Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t think it’s possible to overstate how appallingly racist this Cuomo campaign ad is. For their talking points on sex work, they must have given their AI prompts about 1970s pimp stereotypes and Blaxploitation films.

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4d

Putting my fingers up like the pizza box chef when Fontecchio hits a three

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4d

If we don’t welcome Nazis into the big tent, how will we ever defeat the Nazis??

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4d

Damn did DC make you get a Nazi tattoo too?

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 4d

i think about this tweet a lot

screenshot of a tweet from wint @dril:

"we dont deserve dogs" of course we deserve dogs shit head. before we bred the evil out of them they were basically giant rats

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4d

Oh no lol

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 4d

Love to be a drunk elderly woman giving a talking head interview while driving

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 4d

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 5d

ALWAYS