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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 11h

My heart goes out to the President. I heard he came down with MDS.
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 1d

with 50 percent of the vote in, 2/3rds of California has voted to send Kevin Kiley to the shadow dimension

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine if Andy Cumobo showed up at a club in NYC. He be booed out of the building. Let’s go Zohran.

Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 3d

It can’t be overstated how significant it is to see Zohran pop up just about everywhere in NYC, from masjids to gay clubs to taxi stands to grocery stores, the man is everywhere and it MATTERS

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 20d

When elected President, my first order will be to turn that fucking $200 million ballroom into an all-year Spirit Halloween.
And everyone can go it in expect billionaires.

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 21d

“Look, if drag queens want to read to kids, great, because parents ain’t doing it.” - @ghostplants.bsky.social

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 25d

a man with a beard is smiling while holding a cell phone in his hand .

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Oct 7

My arms hurts from all the Covid shots and all the voting Yes on 50 I’m doing.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Oct 4

Can’t wait for every doctor and smart scientist to defect to another country as a Christian Fundamentalist bureaucracy gets cemented in.
Or maybe it already happened and I missed it.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Oct 4

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 27

I’m hoping for an Iron Chef UB set.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 17

Great cake toppers.

scifitoys.co.uk @scifitoys.co.uk · Sep 16

New in stock! DAPOL Doctor Who Third Doctor Limited Edition Action Figure Playset and rare DALEK

An original DAPOL Doctor Who Third Doctor Limited Edition Action Figure Playset. The playset looks to be in a great condition without any noticeable paint loss.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 16

A bug or spider fell from the ceiling of my living room onto the floor and it was big enough for me to see it, and hear, it fall. It crawled away before I could lock in on it. I’m now scared of the living room.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 16

Ah yes. Freedom of the Press unless it disagrees with the Man in the High Castle.

NPR @npr.org · Sep 16

President Trump filed a $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times and four of its journalists, accusing them of harming his business and personal reputation.

Trump files $15 billion defamation lawsuit against 'New York Times'

President Trump filed a $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times and four of its journalists, accusing them of harming his business and personal reputation.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 13

Sounds like me in high school.

NPR @npr.org · Sep 13

These hairy spiders spend almost all of their lives underground. But when it's time to mate, they must brave the great outdoors before they perish.

Male tarantulas are moving and wooing their way across Colorado

These hairy spiders spend almost all of their lives underground. But when it's time to mate, they must brave the great outdoors before they perish.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 11

I heard a Florida Streamer call Auburn, a nearby town to me, as“A-U-burn” instead of what it’s actually pronounced (“OW-burn”) and I can’t let it go.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 11

Pretty sure the shooter is the same guy who killed Epstein.
Hashtag release the list.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Sep 10

Vectorman.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Aug 31

It’s not “No one wants to work”, it’s more “Business don’t want to pay for worker”.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Aug 30

No reason.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Aug 30

Is the White House just a hospice for old rich white men?

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Aug 30

Fuck. I think I left my AOL away message on for the last 2 decades.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · Aug 21

I’ve stubbed my toes at least 4 times in the last 24 hours.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Aug 17

FUCK ALL INVESTOR'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTAN REACHEN OUT FOR THEIR NICE ASS OLD COMPUTER AND IT SAY'S "VENTURE CAPITAL IS RUINING THE COMPUTER, AND WE CANT STOP IT BECAUSE WE HVE TO FIGHT OVER WHETHER SCHOOL LIBRARYS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE BOOKS , AND ALSO BECUASE I DONT KNOW HOW, I DONT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!! I DONT KNOW " - DA BIG MONEY BOYS ARE RUINING ALL ASPECT'S OF LIFE AND MOST PEOPLE ARE STILL WANDERING AROUND ASKING CHAT GPT WHAT THEY SHOULD EAT FOR LUNCH , DA NEXT TIME WHEN YOU SEE DA STATE OF THING'S AND ASK "WHY WONT SOMEONE "DO SOMETHING"" REMEBER THAT DA AVERAGE GUY GETS THERE MIND BLOWN BY TRYING TO KISS THERE PHONE WHEN THEY SAY "ARE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND" AND THERE PHONE SAYS YES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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NorCal Resist @norcalresist.bsky.social · Aug 17

It’s already time for Cesar’s next check in. Come stand in solidarity. Monday at 7:45 am in sacramento at 650 Capitol Mall- we will be outside. Keep in mind lots of folks are in line for their court and appointments so supportive signs are appreciated!

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Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · Aug 16

New mural in my neighborhood sending me into orbit 💀

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