Ghost Plants
@ghostplants.bsky.social
I'm the ghost of all the house plants you killed.
I really want a to see a wrestling tag team where one guy is like “No. I’m not one half the champs. I do so much work, it’s more like 3/4ths or 5/8th of the tag champs.”
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I really want a to see a wrestling tag team where one guy is like “No. I’m not one half the champs. I do so much work, it’s more like 3/4ths or 5/8th of the tag champs.”
Trump is like one of the video game bosses that you get real close to defeating but then they transform into a bigger garbage threat and their health bar gets refueled.
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Trump is like one of the video game bosses that you get real close to defeating but then they transform into a bigger garbage threat and their health bar gets refueled.
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new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...
J.D. Vance: From Trump Critic to Millennial David Duke
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
I’m sure if my team did illegal highjacking of a boat on the ocean, I wouldn’t record it and let my press secretary show it to everyone.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m sure if my team did illegal highjacking of a boat on the ocean, I wouldn’t record it and let my press secretary show it to everyone.
That 2000 dollars isn’t a tax refund or stimulus check. It’s a bribe.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
That 2000 dollars isn’t a tax refund or stimulus check. It’s a bribe.
Every year it feels like Riyadh Season gets earlier and earlier. I just want to enjoy Halloween without having to hear “Screaming Dying Journalist” by Mariah Carey on the intercom at Target.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Every year it feels like Riyadh Season gets earlier and earlier. I just want to enjoy Halloween without having to hear “Screaming Dying Journalist” by Mariah Carey on the intercom at Target.
My heart goes out to the President. I heard he came down with MDS.
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My heart goes out to the President. I heard he came down with MDS.
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
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with 50 percent of the vote in, 2/3rds of California has voted to send Kevin Kiley to the shadow dimension
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
with 50 percent of the vote in, 2/3rds of California has voted to send Kevin Kiley to the shadow dimension
Imagine if Andy Cumobo showed up at a club in NYC. He be booed out of the building. Let’s go Zohran.
It can’t be overstated how significant it is to see Zohran pop up just about everywhere in NYC, from masjids to gay clubs to taxi stands to grocery stores, the man is everywhere and it MATTERS
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Imagine if Andy Cumobo showed up at a club in NYC. He be booed out of the building. Let’s go Zohran.
When elected President, my first order will be to turn that fucking $200 million ballroom into an all-year Spirit Halloween.
And everyone can go it in expect billionaires.
And everyone can go it in expect billionaires.
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When elected President, my first order will be to turn that fucking $200 million ballroom into an all-year Spirit Halloween.
And everyone can go it in expect billionaires.
And everyone can go it in expect billionaires.
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“Look, if drag queens want to read to kids, great, because parents ain’t doing it.” - @ghostplants.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Look, if drag queens want to read to kids, great, because parents ain’t doing it.” - @ghostplants.bsky.social
My arms hurts from all the Covid shots and all the voting Yes on 50 I’m doing.
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My arms hurts from all the Covid shots and all the voting Yes on 50 I’m doing.
Can’t wait for every doctor and smart scientist to defect to another country as a Christian Fundamentalist bureaucracy gets cemented in.
Or maybe it already happened and I missed it.
Or maybe it already happened and I missed it.
October 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can’t wait for every doctor and smart scientist to defect to another country as a Christian Fundamentalist bureaucracy gets cemented in.
Or maybe it already happened and I missed it.
Or maybe it already happened and I missed it.
Great cake toppers.
New in stock! DAPOL Doctor Who Third Doctor Limited Edition Action Figure Playset and rare DALEK
September 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Great cake toppers.
A bug or spider fell from the ceiling of my living room onto the floor and it was big enough for me to see it, and hear, it fall. It crawled away before I could lock in on it. I’m now scared of the living room.
September 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A bug or spider fell from the ceiling of my living room onto the floor and it was big enough for me to see it, and hear, it fall. It crawled away before I could lock in on it. I’m now scared of the living room.
Ah yes. Freedom of the Press unless it disagrees with the Man in the High Castle.
President Trump filed a $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times and four of its journalists, accusing them of harming his business and personal reputation.
Trump files $15 billion defamation lawsuit against 'New York Times'
President Trump filed a $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times and four of its journalists, accusing them of harming his business and personal reputation.
n.pr
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ah yes. Freedom of the Press unless it disagrees with the Man in the High Castle.
Sounds like me in high school.
These hairy spiders spend almost all of their lives underground. But when it's time to mate, they must brave the great outdoors before they perish.
Male tarantulas are moving and wooing their way across Colorado
These hairy spiders spend almost all of their lives underground. But when it's time to mate, they must brave the great outdoors before they perish.
n.pr
September 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sounds like me in high school.
I heard a Florida Streamer call Auburn, a nearby town to me, as“A-U-burn” instead of what it’s actually pronounced (“OW-burn”) and I can’t let it go.
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I heard a Florida Streamer call Auburn, a nearby town to me, as“A-U-burn” instead of what it’s actually pronounced (“OW-burn”) and I can’t let it go.
Pretty sure the shooter is the same guy who killed Epstein.
Hashtag release the list.
Hashtag release the list.
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Pretty sure the shooter is the same guy who killed Epstein.
Hashtag release the list.
Hashtag release the list.
It’s not “No one wants to work”, it’s more “Business don’t want to pay for worker”.
August 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s not “No one wants to work”, it’s more “Business don’t want to pay for worker”.
Is the White House just a hospice for old rich white men?
August 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Is the White House just a hospice for old rich white men?
Fuck. I think I left my AOL away message on for the last 2 decades.
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Fuck. I think I left my AOL away message on for the last 2 decades.