Didn’t know you were playing the Glasgow Bowl!

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Just hold on here. Is that you again, Lawrence?

All the best. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Woke? You haven’t been paying attention

Someone’s clearly never had to capture a king - surrounded by his most trusted bishops, knights and moving fortifications (?), accompanied by the infinitely more skilful queen - from a territory entirely landscaped in checkerboard flooring 🙄

😃 www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...

“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft

We’ll call the new format ‘No rest for the wicked’. Players can wear their ‘home clothes’.

Ringo didn’t get the ‘play it cool’ memo.

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social one for treat day?

He knows he’s getting sacked and he’s thinking “how can I hit Spurs fans where it will hurt them the most?”

Rump Foreshank’s defence that nominative determinism made him do it was dismissed at the tribunal.

@apartridgeqotd.bsky.social I’m Batman

This is another fine bed you’ve gotten me into!

Murder she float.