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It's been a minute since I came down with a cold. Actually it's been a year. I feel like the biggest baby, but there is so much fucking pressure in my sinuses right now, and I want it to stop 😭

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Kitty the little witch @girlyfriday.bsky.social · 19h

Holy shit! That would make me freak out

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Kitty the little witch @girlyfriday.bsky.social · 19h

Essentially. It was developed as a cheap rainy day PE game to play in Washington state. It's fun, but not a big deal. I don't understand the chokehold it has on the rest of the country

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Kitty the little witch @girlyfriday.bsky.social · 20h

You have to grab them by the bill, and pin their wings down. It's not that hard. Everyone gets scared of the hissing.

Adam Gorham @adamgorham.bsky.social · 23h

People will talk about fighting bears or some other apex predator but I have not seen a human being hold their own against a goose

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 1d

Blessing your timeline with two icons: Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton ✨

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton. Piggy is wearing a red garment and she is looking straight ahead. Her hair is curled. Dolly is wearing a brown garment and she is smiling at Piggy. Her hair is high and reaching up to god

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Kitty the little witch @girlyfriday.bsky.social · 1d

We love our sensitive cat boy.

Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 1d

Matilda will not be traveling to Toronto with Andrés Muñoz. “They have a lot of rules,” he said. “A lot of stupid rules.”

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Kitty the little witch @girlyfriday.bsky.social · 1d

We really do love every one of our boys ❤️

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John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 1d

in the history of back, nobody has ever been more it

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Jason M (same name on X) (here since the beta!) @sanjaromin.bsky.social · 1d

Here in the PNW,
We Win
We Dance
We Repeat!

Light that W, Win-Dance-Repeat
#Mariners win 6-2 baby! Lead the ALCS 3-2

#TridentsUp
#SeizeTheMoment

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 1d

Look, times are desperate, I felt like I had to turn up the heat a little bit.

I’m holding a hand-drawn sign that says “Mister Rogers was better than Mr. Dressup,” using the styles of each show’s title card.

I’m holding a hand-drawn sign that reads, “Shawn Michaels did nothing wrong.”

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 3d

I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM

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Kitty the little witch @girlyfriday.bsky.social · 1d

At the jewish deli for breakfast, and of course The Roches' Hammon Song came on the playlist. 😭

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Kitty the little witch @girlyfriday.bsky.social · 1d

It's going to be nutty out there

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