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gizmo
@gizmotron.bsky.social
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Dad, artist, reformed I.T. engineer, science nerd, climate skepticism skeptic, EUphile, Earth history/palaeontology (Ediacaran), pianist learning Rach 3, guitarist learning Mach 4, lover, fighter, berk.
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Plenitude Action Lipozomes with Contour Regard™
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Finally saw the plans for the new White House
I love the way my garage door remote control has not only up and down buttons but also left and right buttons.
Woke up this morning feeling awful. As a lifelong tee-totaler I felt for the first time like needing the hair of the dog but this is my dog:
I used to live in a flat below a couple who frequently engaged in noisy 3am coitus so I sent them a cease and desist letter addressed to 'the ho moaner'.
With Great Power comes Great Response Ability
OPERA HAS BEEN UPDATED EVERYOOOOOOOOOONNEEEE!
I like to summer there!
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A bit late on #FossilFriday but this Ediacaran Mistaken point specimen has been on my desk haunting me this last month. It is the paratype of #Beothukis mistakensis. All know specimens of this sp. on the E Surface are oriented nearly perpendicular to the palaeocurrent doi.org/10.3389/fear...
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And by crap… I mean coprolites! Fossil poop!
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Yall want to see a box of crap for #FossilFriday? Of course you do!
The Triassic coprolites I have are from 'red beds' in the southern UK (sabkha-type deposits) - small, a mix of reptilian/croc/large fish. Nothing like your whoppers!

I'll upload some pics tomorrow, they are preserved in brecciated sediments and sandwiched between lovely layers of gypsum/anyhdrite
Oh yes, bullseye! :-) 🤟
I have a range of coprolites from the Triassic and as a matter of convention I wash my hands after handling them.
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Pissing in the shower just to remind the toilet I do have other options
Ricky Gervais is the Richard Hammond of comedy.
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Hey @dailymail.co.uk we fixed your newspapers for you 💋

Lord Rothermere who owns the Daily Mail pays NO TAX in the UK.

The rest of us fund public services, he CHOSES not to. Yet we’re supposed to believe problems in the NHS are migrants’ fault? The utter cheek.
I dunno this looks like a pretty reliable vision of America in about eight months' time where citizens have to self-militarize and shoot their way to work and no cunt can spell.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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Yes!
Make Avelo extra sorry they contracted with ICE - do not fly Avelo.
They’re feeling the pressure. 😈
AVELO QUITS ANOTHER AIRPORT

Avelo recently approached them, “asking to be relieved of its contractual obligation to pay rent for the remainder of its agreement at BDL after finishing one year of fully incentivized, rent-free operation at the airport.” 😬 www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/c...
Avelo Airlines is leaving Bradley Airport
Avelo Airlines is ending its service from Bradley International Airport. The Connecticut Airport Authority says Avelo Airlines has decided to end service from Bradley sometime in January. “We are disa...
www.nbcconnecticut.com
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
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