gizmo
@gizmotron.bsky.social
Dad, artist, he/him (see, it's not difficult), reformed I.T. engineer, science nerd, EUphile, Earth history/palaeontology (Ediacaran), pianist learning Rach 3, guitarist learning Mach 4, lover, fighter, berk.
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gizmo
@gizmotron.bsky.social
· Dec 8
Plenitude Action Lipozomes with Contour Regard™
Kayvan Novak as Fonejacker. No idea how I missed this in the late 2000s. I feel like I've just met my adoptive parent for the first time.
www.youtube.com/shorts/-xN4P...
www.youtube.com/shorts/-xN4P...
Fonejacker Funniest Moments😂 [Pt.1] #memes
YouTube video by Crackheadcentral
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Kayvan Novak as Fonejacker. No idea how I missed this in the late 2000s. I feel like I've just met my adoptive parent for the first time.
www.youtube.com/shorts/-xN4P...
www.youtube.com/shorts/-xN4P...
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The Co-Op going above and beyond with their customer service offerings.
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The Co-Op going above and beyond with their customer service offerings.
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for the people who think it’s very clever to point out that Australia restricted guns and still has mass shootings, they announced stricter gun laws 48 hours after the Bondi Beach massacre. 48 hours.
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
www.npr.org
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
for the people who think it’s very clever to point out that Australia restricted guns and still has mass shootings, they announced stricter gun laws 48 hours after the Bondi Beach massacre. 48 hours.
The Statue of Levity
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Statue of Levity
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
ugh I want off this shithole timeline
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
ugh I want off this shithole timeline
We live in the worst peacetime era in modem history.
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We live in the worst peacetime era in modem history.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Not only is AI shite, it's also a tiresome prude.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Not only is AI shite, it's also a tiresome prude.
Make Skin Blotchy Again
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Make Skin Blotchy Again
😐
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
😐
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A. I. is not a "Superhuman" it is Ask Jeeves with mistakes
The tech giant’s AI chief talks about superintelligence “red lines,” why AI will transform medicine and how he unwinds by chatting with Copilot.
Microsoft’s Mustafa Suleyman: ‘AI Is Already Superhuman’
The tech giant’s AI chief talks about superintelligence “red lines,” why AI will transform medicine and how he unwinds by chatting with Copilot.
bloom.bg
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
A. I. is not a "Superhuman" it is Ask Jeeves with mistakes
The only way to stop a bad guy's bullets is a good guy with no gun.
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The only way to stop a bad guy's bullets is a good guy with no gun.
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ITS THE FUCKING GUNS ITS THE FUCKING GUNS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS THE FUCKING GUNS
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ITS THE FUCKING GUNS ITS THE FUCKING GUNS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS THE FUCKING GUNS
oh man I never noticed the letters of the tv show friends are the initials of all the characters!
F oebe
R achel
I oey
E oss
N handler
D onica
S onica
F oebe
R achel
I oey
E oss
N handler
D onica
S onica
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
oh man I never noticed the letters of the tv show friends are the initials of all the characters!
F oebe
R achel
I oey
E oss
N handler
D onica
S onica
F oebe
R achel
I oey
E oss
N handler
D onica
S onica
I haven't watched a single second of the BBC since the Brexit referendum and their highly polarised coverage and position on not covering the post-referendum remain campaigns.
This is sadly not unexpected. Props to #RobinInce for just being himself. 👍
This is sadly not unexpected. Props to #RobinInce for just being himself. 👍
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I haven't watched a single second of the BBC since the Brexit referendum and their highly polarised coverage and position on not covering the post-referendum remain campaigns.
This is sadly not unexpected. Props to #RobinInce for just being himself. 👍
This is sadly not unexpected. Props to #RobinInce for just being himself. 👍
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Genuinely astounding. All the insight of someone's desperate uncle who spends every waking moment on Facebook
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Genuinely astounding. All the insight of someone's desperate uncle who spends every waking moment on Facebook
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December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
America is really just a very, very large island.
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
America is really just a very, very large island.
"Died for his country" #LampPostWanker
"He was reputed to be the first person in the country to receive a football banning order when they were introduced, and spent several spells in prison in his younger days for football-related violence."
Well-known Bristol football fan died in tragic fall from lamppost
City fan Paul Lumber was a published author of books about the days of football casuals in the 1980s
www.bristolpost.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"Died for his country" #LampPostWanker
Fonejacker Drive Thru Prank #funny #comedy #prank
YouTube video by Factual Loops
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Our Silence of the Lambs...
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Our Silence of the Lambs...
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you'd think that the fact the president of the united states is completely fucking insane would be a bigger news story
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you'd think that the fact the president of the united states is completely fucking insane would be a bigger news story