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Três pensamentos intrusivos num sobretudo
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mellymeldubs.bsky.social
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back “come see my daughter’s film A Woman’s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with me”
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
glifo.bsky.social
ai meus músculos
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
glifo.bsky.social
juntando coragem pra sair na rua (tá quente e úmido
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
YOU - No, I'll show you how a gentleman treats a doorbell! (Kiss the doorbell.)
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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jucotigre.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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laryro.bsky.social
Simplesmente acabei de ver uma vaga que o plano de saúde era o SUS

pqp véi a cara nem arde hahahahahahahaha
Print dos benefícios de uma vaga de emprego, em inglês: Competitive salary and benefits (based on experience) Statutory life and long-term disability coverage Workers' compensation coverage Statutory short-term sickness benefits Family-related statutory benefits (where applicable) Transportation benefits in accordance with local regulations (Vale-transporte) Food and meal-related allowances in line with local market practices Statutory pension benefits through Brazil's social security system Access to public healthcare through Brazil's Sistema Único de Saúde (SUS) MUST speak fluent english
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
a facebook message from Ten Thousand Bees that says "come outside"
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
glifo.bsky.social
comprem a rifa do meu filho
luaowl.bsky.social luao >:) @luaowl.bsky.social · 5h
HORA BOA AMIGOS
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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meo.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 PM
glifo.bsky.social
chocado que o ponto de ônibus aqui não tem banco assento nada… é só um poste com uma cobertura
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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hildahilstbot.bsky.social
O amor e sua fome.
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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mst.org.br
🚩 HISTÓRICO! A Faculdade Josué de Castro em Viamão (RS), é credenciada pelo MEC e passa a integrar o sistema federal de ensino superior.
📲 Saiba mais: mst.org.br/2026/02/12/p...
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
glifo.bsky.social
“nove andares não é tanto assim” aí tem cinquenta lances de escada entre o térreo e o primeiro
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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dinelliarte.com
Encontrei a raça da minha cachorra
Cachorro mago "eu faço magia (transformo as minhas emoções em problemas gastrointestinais)"
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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musicologyduck.bsky.social
what if an environment where its possible to be functional
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
glifo.bsky.social
a notícia da redução da jornada de trabalho do méxico sair com menos de um dia de diferença da notícia da reforma trabalhista argentina….
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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thedailytism.com
Ethan Stern, 37, was appointed to the position at the start of the year, after a lifetime of keeping up an ongoing bit because there are apparently no lengths he won’t go to for a punchline.
Autistic man “doing a silly bit” accidentally becomes professor of criminology
An autistic man has recently been promoted to professor of criminology at a prestigious university as a result of his ongoing commitment to what he describes as a “funny little autistic joke”,…
thedailytism.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
glifo.bsky.social
acho que esqueci como dorme
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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cumade.bsky.social
pensando muito no chat gpt humano
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
glifo.bsky.social
🦘 Animal #927 🐩
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟩
🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
🔥 10 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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guimoire.bsky.social
perdendo tudo com esse
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
glifo.bsky.social
desidratado
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
glifo.bsky.social
??? azul me oferecendo dlc de voo doméstico em euro
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
glifo.bsky.social
os calouros de engenharia depois da primeira prova de álgebra
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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averyedison.com
sigh
Post from Avery Edison: I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM