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Caipirinha de Glifosato
@glifo.bsky.social
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Três pensamentos intrusivos num sobretudo
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mikannn.bsky.social
quem disse que no carnaval não tem som evangélico também??? 🙏🙏🙏
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
glifo.bsky.social
as patinadoras japonesas são mt boas mds
February 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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zecapagodinhe.bsky.social
@glifo.bsky.social aparecendo na casa de mutuals
casadeneca.bsky.social caillou @casadeneca.bsky.social · 13h
sem conseguir sair desse vídeo desde ontem
February 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
it’s pretty funny to make a world where everything is based on computer. and then fuck that part up specifically
February 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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elpalmo.bsky.social
ATENÇÃO! amanhã é ano novo chinês, dia 17

dia 17: não pode lavar cabelo, cortar unha ou faxinar a casa

dias 17, 18 e 19: usem vermelho mas NÃO USEM UM LOOK TODO VERMELHO esse ano, contrabalanceem com alguma cor (vai de acordo com seu animal)

dias 20, 21, 22 e 23: usem cores dos seus animais
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 AM
glifo.bsky.social
🐞 Animal #932 🐴
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟧🟧🟨🟨🟩
🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
🔥 4 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
glifo.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs do the same
- aprender
- OSS
- ócio
- visitar mutuals
- meus gatos (gatos num geral

@velminha1987.bsky.social
@ratinhonaweb.bsky.social
@elpalmo.bsky.social
@zecapagodinhe.bsky.social
@birinaite.bsky.social
luaowl.bsky.social luao >:) @luaowl.bsky.social · 1d
5 things I like and 5 oomfs do the same
- minha namorada
- dinossauros
- ser vagabunda online
- desenhar
- cozinhar

@paquitadodjabo.bsky.social
@mercuria.bsky.social
@bbi.bsky.social
@glifo.bsky.social
@hotlinege.bsky.social
litia.scares.men squillian fancyson @litia.scares.men · 1d
5 things I like and 5 oomfs do the same
- chocolate
- pintar as unhas
- animais
- filmes de terror

@revolution.monster
@luaowl.bsky.social
@floracb.bsky.social
@adorodogs.bsky.social
@angra.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
glifo.bsky.social
fiz karê pra amiga de vocês
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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coward.bsky.social
make local coop to play with wife
Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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meowryveilles.bsky.social
Toda vez que converso sobre segurança dos dados pessoais nas mãos de big techs e me dizem "ah mas vão fazer o que com meus dados, sou um ninguém"

Taí o que vão fazer
camarotedacpi.bsky.social Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 1d
🗽 TUDO NORMAL NA TERRA DA LIBERDADE

O Departamento de Segurança Interna dos EUA está exigindo que Google, Meta, Reddit e Discord exponham a identidade de usuários que criticaram agentes do ICE e/ou expuseram sua localização e hotéis. O Departamento exige endereço, telefones, e-mail e nomes civis.
Protesto contra o ICE, força anti-imigração dos EUA, em Minneapolis
February 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
glifo.bsky.social
dr pavel i’m CIA

you’re not allowed to bring friends
February 16, 2026 at 7:21 PM
glifo.bsky.social
🦃 Animal #931 🪽
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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🫃🫃🫃🫃
🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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bobbyilustra.bsky.social
Parece que o jogo virou não é mesmo
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
glifo.bsky.social
🐳 Animal #930 🦔
I figured it out in 12 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 6.7

metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
glifo.bsky.social
a louça ficar suja sempre que a gente usa é uma grande falha de projeto
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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prdolan.bsky.social
I could fix her. But why would I want to?
Pic of woman with eye patch adn long red hair with headline: NY woman detained attempting to ride a horse through subway, dressed as a pirate and handing out gold chocolate coins.
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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lukeisamazing.bsky.social
you missed the best one
tweet from getfiscal: me: so Karl Marx, that’s basically what the world is like in 2018. What’s your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism doomed? Marx: holy, you went to the moon? Me: dos communism still have a future? Karl Marx: the moon in the fucking sky?
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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vxundergroundre.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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junin.crise.love
é sexta de carnaval no Brasil, o melhor país do mundo.
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
glifo.bsky.social
How to Blow Up a Pipeline: Learning to Fight in a World on Fire

por Andreas Malm
janus.bsky.social The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 4d
me in any conversation about anything lately:
screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone “I think we need to destroy the data centers”
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
glifo.bsky.social
🐰 Animal #929 🦖
I figured it out in 3 guesses!
🟨🟩🟩
🫃🫃🫃
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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thedailytism.com
Aidan Michaels, 35, who booked a fortnight’s holiday to Portugal – having briefly forgotten about the great Marrakesh fiasco of 2023 – announced today that he is finally used to the heat, food and slightly different electrical hum, just in time for his flight home tomorrow.
Autistic man on holiday adjusts to everything being different just in time to go home
An autistic man who decided to go abroad for “a bit of a change” has finally adjusted to everything being completely different on day 13 of his two-week trip.  Aidan Michaels, 35, who booked a…
thedailytism.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:01 AM
glifo.bsky.social
a HORA pra eu estar com febre
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM