Instructor Plato
@glutesofzeus.bsky.social
Sir/She/Her
I'm here to run the Athletic Club in Elysium, Glutes of Zeus. Adults only.
(Fan account for Maria Ying's book, The Hades Calculus) -N-S-F-W-
Artwork by @docfantasy.bsky.social
I'm here to run the Athletic Club in Elysium, Glutes of Zeus. Adults only.
(Fan account for Maria Ying's book, The Hades Calculus) -N-S-F-W-
Artwork by @docfantasy.bsky.social
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Enrollment is as follows. Applicants are required to have: Blood, One functioning vertebrae, Two legs, Two arms, lungs(plural), a heartbeat, and a functioning brain or equivalent. All prosthetics are legal.
I used to wonder why Wooden furniture costs so much in Elysium, and why the store insisted that the table I was getting was 'Goth.'
In my defense, I think it'd be in-character for Greek gods.
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I used to wonder why Wooden furniture costs so much in Elysium, and why the store insisted that the table I was getting was 'Goth.'
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Honestly, citizens of Elysium are such freaks that trying to appear mundane would make you stick out like a small rodent from a kilometer away
Privacy in Elysium is always relative. Normally, I'd say the best way to not get spied on is to be incredibly mundane, but the 12 have some really weird tastes.....
It's important to remind you people that I am always watching.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Honestly, citizens of Elysium are such freaks that trying to appear mundane would make you stick out like a small rodent from a kilometer away
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posting some more mech stuff I was doodling today #phimechstuff
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
posting some more mech stuff I was doodling today #phimechstuff
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Who's a good boy? who's a good boy? YOU ARE!!! XD
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Originally posted : 1 Dec 2022
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Originally posted : 1 Dec 2022
October 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Who's a good boy? who's a good boy? YOU ARE!!! XD
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Originally posted : 1 Dec 2022
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Originally posted : 1 Dec 2022
Just pre-ordered mine 😌
If The Persephone Effect gets 20 more preorders, we'll release a scene from the book where Aphrodite steps on Hephaestus. Foot perverts rejoice; 'and so... they are both tops'.
Amazon: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Payhip: payhip.com/b/fozMp
Amazon: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Payhip: payhip.com/b/fozMp
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just pre-ordered mine 😌
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The #EODM recommends everyone switch to dark mode for their own safety.
Light mode is fine, what are people talking about
All these attempts to cancel Bee and none of you have spoken out about the most heinous and vile thing she's done. I can hold my silence no longer: Bee *willingly* uses light mode, prefers it even!! I love her but I can't stay quiet anymore!!
February 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The #EODM recommends everyone switch to dark mode for their own safety.
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Did you know that Ice Rinks are actually very important facilities for disaster responses? In Mass Casualty Events, when regular facilities are overwhelmed, Ice Rinks can be converted to adhoc morgues! This allows casualties to be stored safely before transportation to the Acolytes of Hades.
#EODM
#EODM
February 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Did you know that Ice Rinks are actually very important facilities for disaster responses? In Mass Casualty Events, when regular facilities are overwhelmed, Ice Rinks can be converted to adhoc morgues! This allows casualties to be stored safely before transportation to the Acolytes of Hades.
#EODM
#EODM
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In the EODM we have specialist 24/7 teams monitoring all potential hazards, including severe weather - no matter its source 🫡
#EODM
#EODM
You heard it here first. Rain is @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us squirting.
Fun fact: there is no such thing as a natural disaster! Sociopolitical effects, both mortal and divine, can be found in every kind of disaster. Some of these effects can mitigate impacts and consequences, whilst others exacerbate them.
#EODM
#EODM
February 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the EODM we have specialist 24/7 teams monitoring all potential hazards, including severe weather - no matter its source 🫡
#EODM
#EODM
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YOU CAN'T SPELL LOVE WITHOUT LESBIANS. OR OVULATION. OR VOLTRON. OR ESTROGEN.
March 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
YOU CAN'T SPELL LOVE WITHOUT LESBIANS. OR OVULATION. OR VOLTRON. OR ESTROGEN.
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May 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU'RE THINKING "KING ZEUS IT'S REPREHENSIBLE TO HAVE YOUR EMPLOYEES DRESS UP AS YOURSELF AND LORD HADES AND HAVE RAW SEX ON THE CONFERENCE ROOM TABLES" AND IT IS. IT IS REPREHENSIBLE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IT IS? GOOD FOR EMPLOYEE MORALE.
One kerfuffle of note being a servant of Zeus was the couples costume party I was invited to. It was also bring your sister to work day. We were told to wear gold and black outfits respectively. You can see where this is going.
April 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU'RE THINKING "KING ZEUS IT'S REPREHENSIBLE TO HAVE YOUR EMPLOYEES DRESS UP AS YOURSELF AND LORD HADES AND HAVE RAW SEX ON THE CONFERENCE ROOM TABLES" AND IT IS. IT IS REPREHENSIBLE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IT IS? GOOD FOR EMPLOYEE MORALE.
Considering the nature and nurture of Persephone this is the least surprising thing to hear. She goes on the town wearing only the blood of her siblings. She's also seen what her mom's compost bin uses for material.
Scale of moral grayness among my characters
Persephone: cannibalism, thinks mortals are worthless insects
Anoushka: glasses planets, chokes to death a woman she loved (tbf, she tried to kill Anoushka)
Gunrunner Viveca: well
Persephone: cannibalism, thinks mortals are worthless insects
Anoushka: glasses planets, chokes to death a woman she loved (tbf, she tried to kill Anoushka)
Gunrunner Viveca: well
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Considering the nature and nurture of Persephone this is the least surprising thing to hear. She goes on the town wearing only the blood of her siblings. She's also seen what her mom's compost bin uses for material.
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"Ah, little godling, this rush of battle makes me oh, so excited! You won't mind keeping me company awhile longer after we're done, mm?~"
Aphrodite, winner of my latest poll! SFW ver.
Aphrodite, winner of my latest poll! SFW ver.
October 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Ah, little godling, this rush of battle makes me oh, so excited! You won't mind keeping me company awhile longer after we're done, mm?~"
Aphrodite, winner of my latest poll! SFW ver.
Aphrodite, winner of my latest poll! SFW ver.
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Hey everyone, just Iris making sure everything is in order with Maya ;)
Hope you guys like it!
You can find the alternative versions in the link in the signature! ;)
Hope you guys like it!
You can find the alternative versions in the link in the signature! ;)
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hey everyone, just Iris making sure everything is in order with Maya ;)
Hope you guys like it!
You can find the alternative versions in the link in the signature! ;)
Hope you guys like it!
You can find the alternative versions in the link in the signature! ;)
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241 melon at Uni
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No pasties/video/source will be on my SS
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No pasties/video/source will be on my SS
October 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
241 melon at Uni
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No pasties/video/source will be on my SS
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No pasties/video/source will be on my SS
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was thinking about mecha yuri again so I doodled up some stuff #phimechstuff
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
was thinking about mecha yuri again so I doodled up some stuff #phimechstuff
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October 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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HELLO MA’AM I finished this piece in. 2 days. Which I don’t usually do most of my art takes me at least a week. But I think I’m just gay
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
HELLO MA’AM I finished this piece in. 2 days. Which I don’t usually do most of my art takes me at least a week. But I think I’m just gay
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