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Extreme Juxtaposition: Parody, Essays, Art.
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Drawing 89.2 - Valentine's Day 2026

In the spirit of Valentine's Day (okay, Valentine's Day Weekend), I'm giving away all drawings in the 89 series free.

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15 February 2025
4:25 pm
Self portrait: stage workshop at Ely High School
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February 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota
Sunday, 15 February 2026
2:25 pm
41°F / 5°C
Precipitation: 10%
Humidity: 59%
Wind: 8 mph / 13 kph
Skies mostly clear

Self portrait

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February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
#ColoringBookOne
Drawing 89.2 - Valentine's Day 2026

In the spirit of Valentine's Day (okay, Valentine's Day Weekend), I'm giving away all drawings in the 89 series free.

www.patreon.com/posts/drawin...
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"The Weinstein Problem"
is an anagram of
"Libertine Men Who Pest"
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
#drawings
"Crimson Blossom 2"
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
March 27, 2024 at 2:50 PM
#ColoringBookOne
Drawing 89.1 - Valentine's Day 2026

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, I'm giving away all drawings in the Drawings 89 free.

www.patreon.com/posts/drawin...
February 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I would never stage dog fights, or cock fights, or any such animal fights.

Yet the first time I saw diagrams showing the similar structures of human blood hemoglobin and plant chlorophyll, right away I thought:

I want to put them in a genetically engineered cage match.
February 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
#GnomonRadio
"Do You Know the Way to San Tropez"

Written by Burt Bacharach and Pink Floyd for Dionne Warwick, with lyrics by Hal David and Pink Floyd.

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February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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#GnomonTV
"Full Metal Shining"
Jack Nicholson, Vincent D'Onofrio
Director: Stanley Kubrick

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February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
#GnomonTravel
Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel

Luxury aerial hotel famed for its fleet of flying heart-shaped beds.

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February 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
#drawings
"Yellow Spiral"
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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So Where is Shed of the year 2026?

Behind the shed #94: Is 20 years of sheds, the end?

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#shedoftheyear
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
February 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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I’m surprised that she wasn’t advocating for more abuse. Don’t people want the DOW to go to 75,000
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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in England "The C word" you can't say is "Colonialism"
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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hey I noticed the dow is below 50k, I assume that means it's legal to talk about systemic abuse again
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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We only ever see the jock predators. All the predators' technological artifacts are made by their beleaguered nerd class, who often find their own creations turned against them in cruel pranks and hazing rituals.
watching predator badlands and I can't help but wonder why we never see these predators do some calculus or whatever enables their technology
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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🌍 #OTD in the #History of #Photography, 14 February 1990, the #Voyager1 #space probe snapped the famous PALE BLUE DOT photograph of Earth from 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) away. In the pic, Earth is the tiny dot halfway up the furthest right band.
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM