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Extreme Juxtaposition: Parody, Essays, Art.
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We only ever see the jock predators. All the predators' technological artifacts are made by their beleaguered nerd class, who often find their own creations turned against them in cruel pranks and hazing rituals.
watching predator badlands and I can't help but wonder why we never see these predators do some calculus or whatever enables their technology
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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🌍 #OTD in the #History of #Photography, 14 February 1990, the #Voyager1 #space probe snapped the famous PALE BLUE DOT photograph of Earth from 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) away. In the pic, Earth is the tiny dot halfway up the furthest right band.
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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watching predator badlands and I can't help but wonder why we never see these predators do some calculus or whatever enables their technology
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Naval Liquors
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
#GnomonApparel
Wealthy

Brand of beard towels marketed towards affluent yet rugged men.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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The you when paper towels don’t tear properly is the real you
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Donald Trump is a bully, a liar, a cheat, an adulterer, a self-absorbed narcissist.

He lacks charisma, he lacks intelligence, he lacks education, he lacks physical courage, he talks too much.

Trump only has adoring crowds because the mafia that runs him spends millions every year on propaganda.
February 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Trump is very insecure about his very limited intellect and is obsessed with people thinking he is smart and a good businessman. Obviously unresolved daddy issues with his criminal father Freddy. Problem is, he is a moron and the only way he knows how to succeed is as a con man.
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
#ThreeYearsAgo
13 February 2023
5:27 pm
Sunset
Can you find the snowmobiler in this photo?
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February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota
Friday, 13 February 2026
12:41 pm
35°F / 2°C
Precipitation: 0%
Humidity: 68%
Wind: 3 mph / 5 kph
Skies mostly clear

Shed

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February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
#NewsFlush
"Beneath the Trading Pit of the Apes"
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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“You bloody bastards. Also, the Dow is over 50,000.”
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
February 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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"Honey, I Ate the Kids"
Rick Moranis
Director: Joe Johnston

Epic biographical film loosely based on the life of Francisco Goya.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_av5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpUF...
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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"But it's okay, Sarah. The Dow is at 50,000..."
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Yes. The souls of the children give me strength. But the Dow is at 50,000.
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
He makes the planes crash on time.

www.yahoo.com/news/trump-b...
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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