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Extreme Juxtaposition: Parody, Essays, Art.
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February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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A different approach could implicate Trump as using the Epstein files to do his own blackmail? He is attempting to carry on what Epstein did. You know, because he is a stable genius, and the full release will destroy his scheme.
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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Free passports for all citizens then. I shouldn't have to pay $200 to get to vote.
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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And married people who took their spouses last name would not be able to register at all, as marriage certificates aren’t on the list of acceptable documents
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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It’s especially harmful to woman who are divorced and have a different name than their birth certificate.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Married women have to show documents explaining why their names are not the same as on their birth certificates!
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Donald Trump is notoriously brilliant at *being manipulated by others*.

He threw away tens of millions of Papa's dollars on failed Mafia-backed ventures because he hungered for Manhattan fame.

He got fucked up the Kompromat hole by the Russians.

Trump is a tool: a tired, worn-out front man.
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Trump is so evil that sometimes I forget how stupid he is. he’s an absolute idiot.
February 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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I can meme, right? I'm allowed to post some things other than art I hope.
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Who ya gonna call?
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
[Blah blah blah], "but it isn't what you think."

I'll be the judge of what I think.
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Good morning! We have to do everything possible to keep hope alive.
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Even in this time of war against many scientific institutions, I question the veracity of any marmot based forecasting systems
February 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Will share my Bar Keepers Friend if you ask nicely.
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Like.. like this?
Hey baby, could you bend over and scrub for me? I've been such a dirty girl...
I'm so easygoing right now you could probably get me to do your dishes if you asked right
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.

The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.

It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM