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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy
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Still on the Bird app/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice G.O. Jail We were informed that there was a need for G.O. Jail over on BSky, so we're here to check it out Special Officer Bildaddy rocks! He's lovely! He's handsome! The other officers are ok
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 5d
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++RULES OF G.O. JAIL on BSKY++
We'll keep it simple:
1. Over-angsty posts will get 24 hours jail bar time
2. If Jail receives a report, HRH will consider it and hand down a verdict
3. We expect @ninstarfish.bsky.social to be a regular guest
4. Special Officer Bildaddy is fantabulous
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 7d
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LITERALLY JUST ARRIVED!!
Going to spend some time settling the Jail in, getting the officers acquainted with you loverly lot...and then...we'll see.
Mind how you go.
Have a loverly weekend.
G.O JAIL
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
In the meantime, plse do not let the recent events spoil your imminent enjoyment of the weekend.
Tiny Michael is in our thoughts, Tiny David & the Bentley are still in hospital and we are still waiting to receive a report on how Tiny Rob is, after his ordeal.

Tiny Michael, this meme is for you.
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
that awful, awful night.
Please read the Witness Statement, bravely submitted by Louise Rabey Illustration, a totally comprehensive & well written testimony to the heinous acts committed by @ninstarfish.bsky.social
Rest assured that Justice will follow, as soon as I can figure out what it shld be +
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
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*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH*
Dear G.O. Fandom Peasants
After a very distressing 24 hrs, after which I had to retire to my chambers with a strong drink & cheesy snax lovingly provided by Peasant Bucky @bucky1984.bsky.social , I now feel strong enough to review the posts from +
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 4d
I unkilned the kiln today ✨️

shop update coming Saturday October 11th 🍂🧡
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my gosh!! They are beautiful!
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
IT'S GOOD OMENS!
HOW COULD THERE NOT BE DRAMA??
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
Admittedly, Jail were at the pub after their training, admittedly HRH might have imbibed a thimblefull of his favourite beverage, and some cheesy snacks, but he had an awful lot of posts to come back to.
But he did his best to catch up.
We think he did quite well.
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
No, but you're not being nice to HRH
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
Hineko
Please don't get on the wrong side of HRH
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
I need someone to organise all of the treats that will be flowing my way, Peasant Bucky!
HRH
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
PEASANT BUCKY!!
PRAISE BEEEEEE!!
I HAVE MISSED YOU!
HRH
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
You said he's up your sleeve...we can check that quite easily.
Your Dark & Gloomy Basement is being searched as we speak.
S.O. Bildaddy agreed with you, no bricks.
But you didn't negotiate on food.
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
Probably best if you stay as a...guest...for now...where we know you will be safe from the fandom. Whilst we wait for your trial.
They won't forget Tiny Michael in a hurry.
Now. Food.
What would you like?
Turkraken's good today!
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
Tiny David and the Bentley are currently in Intensive Care, young Star, recovering very slowly from their ordeal and still covered in a fair amount of dust.
...
Unless.
You haven't cloned Tiny David...have you?
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
**NEWSFLASH - UPDATE ON TINY ROB**
YOUR ROVING REPORTER, JIMMY McSQUEE HERE!!
NEWS JUST IN!
Tiny Rob has been Saved!!
By Special Officer Bildaddy!
We await to hear how Tiny Rob has fared!
S.O. Bildaddy wears a scrumptious red velvet gown, slashed to the thigh!!
Stay tuned for more of his dresses!
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
AHHH!
YOUNG STAR
BACK HOME, AT LAST
Back to your...nice...comfy cell
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
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TINY ROB LIVES!! PRAISE BEE!

#TINYROBISSAVED
#PRAYFORTINYDAVIDANDHISBENTLEY
#NEVERFORGETTINYMICHAEL
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
*GENTLY BUT FIRMLY GRABS THE JAR WITH TINY ROB IN IT AND EXITS THE BUILDING AT A TROT*

OK BOYS, WE GOT HIM, I'M COMING OUT WITH TINY ROB!

YOU CAN APPREHEND STAR NOW! HOPE YOU GUYS GOT THE TURKRAKEN NICE & HOT! STAR DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE FOOD, HAHA!
BUT DO ME A FAVOUR AND DITCH THE BRICKS!
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
We have information from credible sources that a Tiny has been...well, I can't bring myself to say it...is a pile of dust and another Tiny and his beloved vintage car are in Intensive Care!
The identity of these Tinies have noT yet been verified.
STAY TOONED FOR MORE CLOOS- I MEAN FURTHER UPDATES!
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
**NEWSFLASH - G.O. FANDOM**
IT'S YOUR ROVING REPORTER HERE, JIMMY McSQUEE!
A tense situation has developed at the Dark & Gloomy Basement, south of town, where it's believed that A Notorious Angst-Poster has taken Tiny Rob hostage!
We believe that S.O. Bildaddy, of GO Jail is leading negotiations! +
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
STAR!!
Look what we have for you!
All the cake you can eat!
G.O. Jail
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
Ok...do we have a deal? Give me the jar, nice and gently...and you come along with us? No more Tinies have to be hurt today...don't you think enough have been hurt already, hmm?

*G.O. Jail...standby...I may be exiting the building with the Perp and the hostage...I repeat, standby*

S.O. Bildaddy
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
#SAVETINYROBINTHEJARWITHTHEWHITELIDANDDEADNIGHTINGALE
Don't you think it'd be better, all round, if you hand the jar to me, Star? I'll look after you and make sure you're ok.
You have my word as a Jail Officer, Obstetrician and Shoemaker.
If that's not enough, I don't know what is.
S.O. Bildaddy
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social · 1d
We know, young Sam, try to keep calm. We're all over this situation like a rash...officers everywhere, ambulances and what not and Officer Bildaddy is trying to talk her down.
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