Gokupants
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What in the actual fuck. Brave's ai search result just made up a venture bros character.
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What in the actual fuck. Brave's ai search result just made up a venture bros character.
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just find out the second assistant gaffer on hot tub time machine 2 is a zionist. i’m sick to my stomach i can’t fucking do this shit anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
just find out the second assistant gaffer on hot tub time machine 2 is a zionist. i’m sick to my stomach i can’t fucking do this shit anymore
Got some cool art when I visited Salem on Friday
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Got some cool art when I visited Salem on Friday
Me, after eating a tuna sandwich: call me Fishsmell
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Me, after eating a tuna sandwich: call me Fishsmell
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Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
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if someone is willing to pay for the products, i'd be willing to purchase these items, deconstruct them, and give them to expert tailors, shoemakers, and craftspeople for review. i will also see if i can track down the factories. i would be interested to know if these items are made in the US
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
if someone is willing to pay for the products, i'd be willing to purchase these items, deconstruct them, and give them to expert tailors, shoemakers, and craftspeople for review. i will also see if i can track down the factories. i would be interested to know if these items are made in the US
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this sounds about right
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
this sounds about right
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BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
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Turns out that perforated nazi might really have been a Turning Point after all
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Turns out that perforated nazi might really have been a Turning Point after all
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NEW COMIC: 6-7!
If you have school age children and don’t understand this one…. buckle up… it’s coming.
If you have school age children and don’t understand this one…. buckle up… it’s coming.
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
NEW COMIC: 6-7!
If you have school age children and don’t understand this one…. buckle up… it’s coming.
If you have school age children and don’t understand this one…. buckle up… it’s coming.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Rest in piss. And also poop.
REST IN PISS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING WORM IT WILL BE CANABALISM WHEN THE EARTHWORMS DEVOUR YOUR BODY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics
Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...
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November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Rest in piss. And also poop.
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REST IN PISS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING WORM IT WILL BE CANABALISM WHEN THE EARTHWORMS DEVOUR YOUR BODY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics
Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
REST IN PISS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING WORM IT WILL BE CANABALISM WHEN THE EARTHWORMS DEVOUR YOUR BODY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
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What's up⬆️all you CIVIC-MINDED🌆 SLUTS🤤, HALAL🕋🕌 HARLOTS😏, BIG 🍆🫸🫷APPLE 🍎BADDIES💃 and COMMUNIST✯☭ CUM-GUZZLERS💦!🥳🎉🚨 IT’S ERECTION 🍆DAY🌞🗓️, NYC! 🗳️🗽🗣️ Time ⏲️⌛️to VOTE 🗳️ for ZOHRAN MAMDANI 🍑🍌 and send SMALL-COCK🐓👌 CUOMO 👎 out 📤of the BIG 🙀APPLE 🍎
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What's up⬆️all you CIVIC-MINDED🌆 SLUTS🤤, HALAL🕋🕌 HARLOTS😏, BIG 🍆🫸🫷APPLE 🍎BADDIES💃 and COMMUNIST✯☭ CUM-GUZZLERS💦!🥳🎉🚨 IT’S ERECTION 🍆DAY🌞🗓️, NYC! 🗳️🗽🗣️ Time ⏲️⌛️to VOTE 🗳️ for ZOHRAN MAMDANI 🍑🍌 and send SMALL-COCK🐓👌 CUOMO 👎 out 📤of the BIG 🙀APPLE 🍎
Uh-oh. Did she find out?
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Uh-oh. Did she find out?
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Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
Visiting my parents for the week and this guy was running around trying to nip our feet last time. Now he is a chonky adult that within a couple hours started following me around demanding pets. I wonder if we can sneak him home with us.
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Visiting my parents for the week and this guy was running around trying to nip our feet last time. Now he is a chonky adult that within a couple hours started following me around demanding pets. I wonder if we can sneak him home with us.
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My auto-correct keeps changing clanker into clunker so I guess that's what I'm going to call them now.
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My auto-correct keeps changing clanker into clunker so I guess that's what I'm going to call them now.
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵