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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · Mar 8

New pinned post~

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 26d

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 7h

a blurry picture of people walking down a street at night .

Alt: a blurry GIF of two people dancing jumpstyle

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah they'll just terminate your whole account if you agree to the arbitration clause and then try to sue.

Good thing North American users still have the option of opting out for a couple more weeks or so.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 7h

If you're in the US (and I think Canada) you can opt out of that, at least.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 7h

Gotta make sure they didn't force an arbitration clause onto UK users first.

I know US (and possibly Canadian) residents had the option to opt out of arbitration and maintain their right to a jury trial, but I don't think that was provided to UK/EU users.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 7h

Or just. Not stored AT ALL. Because there was no reason to store that shit ANYWHERE, IN ANY FORMAT.

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 8h

58%! Creeping ever closer! 💖

Thank y'all so much!!

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Ameren keeps raising my power bill and I need to replace the groceries I lost to my fridge and freezer dying 🫠 Pls help

BB would like his Faucet Activator to be a little less stressed out

💕💸🖤🧡 #mutualaid #Fundsky #Helpsky #aidsky #helpfolkslive2025 #MAhelp

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 8h

I spent two whole years doing ALL of my Life Drawing homework literally <8 hours before it was due.

Fuck AI 💖

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 8h

...I can be bribed with good food, yes 😆

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 8h

I mean, AFTER THIS YEAR THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

(Don't worry, I promise to spare my loved ones and innocent bystanders 💖 AS FOR EVERYONE ELSE-- *revs chainsaw*)

"The killer" in white text on a red and black background

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 8h

I'm like 99% sure she's being thoroughly sarcastic.

I mean, she's followed by The World's Funniest And Most Notorious Troll (/affectionate) Gail Simone, after all.

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 8h

Money, guns, and power.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 8h

They DO hate Jesus.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 9h

Hey man if you think the Pope is "divisive" you should try cracking open the Bible and reading about this "Jesus" guy.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 10h

Someone pay me to draw this PLEASE—

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 11h

Happy birthday!

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🐴 Jam 🎃 comms open! ⭐ @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 23h

I GOT THE ROOM!!!! but I still can't afford the deposit! Please help me out it would mean the world!!
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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 20h

And this is exactly why I opted out of their underhanded little arbitration clause.

Because I want to be able to sue their asses if I ever end up affected by something like this.

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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 1d

no, i’m not tired of ‘being nice.’

yes, i still want to ‘go apeshit.’

these things can coexist.

now stop asking me.

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Aw no, poor Vasily--

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 1d

"I meant no harm! I just publicly fantasized about you trannies being death-camped! It's totes okay though because I protected some of my workers from ICE and the right has abused MY family!"

Dude do you ever think before you speak or do you just barf things out reflexively.

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm a white straight guy" Trust me, we know. The whole "creaming your pants to the idea of a Jewish trans woman being put into a death camp as revenge for not supporting Newsom" thing kind of gave it away.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 1d

You: "I'm not fanaasizing about you stupid queers and trannies being put into camps!"

Also you:

Screenshot of user fantasizing about LGBTQ+ people being put into camps as revenge for not supporting Gavin Newsom

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 1d

It's always the ones with "Proud Parent, Spouse, Dog Owner"-type shit in their profile, ISTG.

Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 1d

You are deranged.