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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11h

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h

This was done to the White House, a federal property, by a man who wanted protesters who spray painted a wall arrested for "destruction of federal property."

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 14h

Get Smart

golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 14h

The Air that I Breathe
(Olivia Newton-John)

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Gallego on what the next Democratic president should do about Trump's ballroom: "To really mess with him, just name it the Barack Obama Ballroom, and I think that will take care of half the problem."

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20h

Yes, typically asbestos filled structures are demolished in a few days with no mitigation measures and dumped by a golf course under a mesothelioma cloud.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

WELKER: Why didn't the president tell the public he was going to tear down the entire East Wing, which as you know is part of the people's house?

BESSENT: Well, I think this was a judgment call on the president. The president is a master builder. It could've been asbestos. It could've been mold.

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 18h

"Mid sneeze" captures the look perfectly.

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 1d

Shooting Star - Bad Company

golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 2d

Werewolves of London

golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 2d

End of the Line
(Traveling Wilburys)

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 2d

Magic Man

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Jeffries: "He's found time to demolish the East Wing in the most horrific way possible bc he wants to erect a ballroom so he can be celebrated like a king. He's found time for all of these different things, but somehow can't be bothered to find a dime to extend the ACA tax credits."

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 2d

April Come She Will
(Simon & Garfunkel)

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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 3d

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 3d

Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 2d

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 3d

The End of the World
(Skeeter Davis)
"Don't they know it's the end of the world?
It ended when you said, "Good-bye"

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 3d

Chantilly Lace (The Big Bopper)
"Hello, baby
Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speakin'"

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 3d

"Confronting the brutal truth of your skin at this age will be frightening, but you are a middle-aged woman and lately, you seem to delight in brutal truth to a degree that is becoming uncomfortable for those around you."

How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women

1. Gather lots of makeup. However much makeup you think it will take to achieve the no-makeup look, it will take far more makeup than that. Go to a...

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 3d

So good, so funny! My laugh lines got deeper just from reading this. (But I'm okay with that).

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 3d

Come Back When You Grow Up
(Bobby Vee)

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 3d

Thirteen (Johnny Cash)

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golfwidow.bsky.social @golfwidow.bsky.social · 3d

Hot Legs (Rod Stewart)

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Q: Can the president tear down anything he wants without oversight? Could he demolish this building or the Jefferson Memorial?

LEAVITT: Only for vertical construction will a submission be required.

Q: So it sounds like the answer is yes

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