goober
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I’m literally just a goober 💖
Here to yap about Big Brother. Wicked Stan since 2003.
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Here to yap about Big Brother. Wicked Stan since 2003.
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Oh so now the president is just openly comparing us to Germany in World War 2. Cool cool cool 😎🙃
Trump: "No nation is in any position to be able to secure Greenland other than the US. We're a great power. Much greater than people even understand. I think they found that out 2 weeks ago in Venezuela. We saw this in World War 2 when Denmark fell to Germany after just 6 hours of fighting."
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Oh so now the president is just openly comparing us to Germany in World War 2. Cool cool cool 😎🙃
What they’re doing is so obvious 🙄
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What they’re doing is so obvious 🙄
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Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
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tbt to when joe biden was gonna ban gas stoves and menthol cigarettes like those were the pressing issues of the time
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 PM
tbt to when joe biden was gonna ban gas stoves and menthol cigarettes like those were the pressing issues of the time
Okay but BB25 Alliance Names were so good and funny looking back:
The Professors
Bye Bye Bitches
Legend 25
For Real For Real
THE MAFIA
Brown Sugar Babes
The Sirens
Poundtown
Reilly’s Promise
Family Style and The Minutemen were neither good nor funny tho
The Professors
Bye Bye Bitches
Legend 25
For Real For Real
THE MAFIA
Brown Sugar Babes
The Sirens
Poundtown
Reilly’s Promise
Family Style and The Minutemen were neither good nor funny tho
January 21, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Okay but BB25 Alliance Names were so good and funny looking back:
The Professors
Bye Bye Bitches
Legend 25
For Real For Real
THE MAFIA
Brown Sugar Babes
The Sirens
Poundtown
Reilly’s Promise
Family Style and The Minutemen were neither good nor funny tho
The Professors
Bye Bye Bitches
Legend 25
For Real For Real
THE MAFIA
Brown Sugar Babes
The Sirens
Poundtown
Reilly’s Promise
Family Style and The Minutemen were neither good nor funny tho
Obsessed with Gail Lewis reposting a bunch of anti-ice videos LOL she’s an icon
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Obsessed with Gail Lewis reposting a bunch of anti-ice videos LOL she’s an icon
…didn’t this happen before???
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 AM
…didn’t this happen before???
My poor boyfriend LMAO. He works in a huge manufacturing plant and sometimes when he’s busy and I don’t hear from him I get in an anxiety spiral and think one of the big machines killed him so I email his work email 😭 it happens maybe once a year but tonight was the night LOL (he’s fine just busy)
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 AM
My poor boyfriend LMAO. He works in a huge manufacturing plant and sometimes when he’s busy and I don’t hear from him I get in an anxiety spiral and think one of the big machines killed him so I email his work email 😭 it happens maybe once a year but tonight was the night LOL (he’s fine just busy)
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how’s it goin? oh, ya know.
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 AM
how’s it goin? oh, ya know.
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*art shouldnt be "media" you "consume" it should be an experience you feel
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
*art shouldnt be "media" you "consume" it should be an experience you feel
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How is everyone not anxious all the fucking time
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 AM
How is everyone not anxious all the fucking time
Kinda shitty that only one person from my college friend group has checked in with me about how I’m doing with everything going on in MN. Like first my ex gets them in the break up even though he was a cheater and now they can’t even bother to check in?
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Kinda shitty that only one person from my college friend group has checked in with me about how I’m doing with everything going on in MN. Like first my ex gets them in the break up even though he was a cheater and now they can’t even bother to check in?
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live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
So like is Billy Joe Armstrong going to sing the “maga agenda” line at the Super Bowl?
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
So like is Billy Joe Armstrong going to sing the “maga agenda” line at the Super Bowl?
AFTER A 2.5 HOUR MEETING, IT APPEARS THE BEEF IS SQUASHED!
I don’t know if we will work together in the future but we aren’t beefing now
Still haven’t heard from the board president but she did at least “read” a message in our group chat this morning? Not really sure why she’s not communicating 😬
I don’t know if we will work together in the future but we aren’t beefing now
Still haven’t heard from the board president but she did at least “read” a message in our group chat this morning? Not really sure why she’s not communicating 😬
The theatre company board is meeting tonight with the husband in the couple we are beefing with. Added layer of weirdness is the board president never told him about the meeting even though she said she would and is not responding to messages so we are now worried for her.
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
AFTER A 2.5 HOUR MEETING, IT APPEARS THE BEEF IS SQUASHED!
I don’t know if we will work together in the future but we aren’t beefing now
Still haven’t heard from the board president but she did at least “read” a message in our group chat this morning? Not really sure why she’s not communicating 😬
I don’t know if we will work together in the future but we aren’t beefing now
Still haven’t heard from the board president but she did at least “read” a message in our group chat this morning? Not really sure why she’s not communicating 😬
Help I just remembered something embarrassing from a few weeks ago 😭
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Help I just remembered something embarrassing from a few weeks ago 😭
I have no opinion on air fryers. My bf had one before we moved in together that I used a few times. He gave it to his sister when we moved in together bc our kitchen was too small and we didn’t have space for it 🤷🏻♀️
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I have no opinion on air fryers. My bf had one before we moved in together that I used a few times. He gave it to his sister when we moved in together bc our kitchen was too small and we didn’t have space for it 🤷🏻♀️
Don’t lose hope. Tomorrow could be the day it happens 🤭🤞
January 20, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Don’t lose hope. Tomorrow could be the day it happens 🤭🤞
Seeing the police speak out against ICE in MN is wild. I mean it’s only happening now after off duty officers are being attacked, but I’m glad they’re at least speaking out
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Seeing the police speak out against ICE in MN is wild. I mean it’s only happening now after off duty officers are being attacked, but I’m glad they’re at least speaking out
My heart feels lighter for some reason today. I’m not really sure why because the horrors persist and the threats are still very real. But it’s a small reprieve from the doom so I’ll take it for now
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
My heart feels lighter for some reason today. I’m not really sure why because the horrors persist and the threats are still very real. But it’s a small reprieve from the doom so I’ll take it for now
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traitors discourse is always kind of dissatisfying because such a large proportion of the audience is genuinely unintelligent 😭
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
traitors discourse is always kind of dissatisfying because such a large proportion of the audience is genuinely unintelligent 😭
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The theatre company board is meeting tonight with the husband in the couple we are beefing with. Added layer of weirdness is the board president never told him about the meeting even though she said she would and is not responding to messages so we are now worried for her.
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The theatre company board is meeting tonight with the husband in the couple we are beefing with. Added layer of weirdness is the board president never told him about the meeting even though she said she would and is not responding to messages so we are now worried for her.
fuck every single one of you that use an air fryer over an oven. you’re trying to be “hip” and “trendy” and ovens are going to be forgotten about. they’re going to be left behind like flip phone. frankly you all disappoint me and it’s embarrassing
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM