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My wife’s friend was telling us about the dumb, hot, new-agey guy she’s hooking up with, including how he “blends his water”

I was the only one to catch this nugget and ask a follow-up question. And yes, he just fills up his blender with water and blends it before he drinks it. No one knows why
Da fuq?
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Congrats to this Etsy(?) ad on espn dot com for outstanding achievements in the field of teeny pictures that catch your eye by looking like straight up vulvas and clits
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My latest Litterboxd review: another stinky piece of shit from my cat!
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me and everyone I know are looking just fine, actually
Opinion | The Epstein files will come out. No one is looking good.
Conspiracy theories are unlikely to be put to rest with looming disclosures.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Noticed I’ve been eating too much “food products” and not enough “food”
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Happy Veterans Day
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
1. Disabled comments, of course

2. Not really

3. Even if so, who’s behind all the other shitheads who voted yes?
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Strange how security/cybersecurity is the one industry that doesn’t advertise about being “AI powered” 🤔
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Made a quick chart
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Uhh these CNN exit polls don’t look good. Unless they were just teasing the worst groups for Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Saw a lady with a Cuomo sticker by the polling place and couldn’t help but give out an audible “UGHHH”

Then I did it again louder and on purpose
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Season sudden death!
For all the lingo that exists, I’ve never heard anyone talk about baseball’s “sudden death” - situations where either team could win on the next pitch
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Entering egg nog season (November-January)

Wrapping up margarita season (the rest)
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
For all the lingo that exists, I’ve never heard anyone talk about baseball’s “sudden death” - situations where either team could win on the next pitch
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My daily schedule:

-Work for an hour
-Come back here and see some crazy shit I missed
-Repeat
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Heartwarming ❤️
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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"no more superficial individual expression"
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Love to ask questions curiosly and then limit replies
Genuinely curious what the analysis of the American Civil War is from tankie WWII revisionists.
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You’re cancelled, bitch!
September 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
US futures edge up on news of terrible jobs report, pending catastrophic asteroid collision
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Reposted by Petey Pablo
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Describing the practice as “vital to player development,” researchers at Harvard University published a study Monday that shows immediate skin-to-skin contact between NFL coaches and new...
theonion.com
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
BRB, practicing politics the right way
September 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM