A living ghost with bones n shit
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Lucky. All i got was a dozen or so white dogs. Had to apply the spots myself. Didnt even want them. Seemed like too many of any kind of breed but those were different times
Hey all the new people from twitter. If you are a real person, dont follow me. This is a sex worker bot and starving war refugee bot fan account only.
Dont bother dm-ing me unless it is to alert me to sexy singles in my area or if your family is on the brink of death and the only cure is bitcoins.
I always knew this day would come... Now I gotta remember how to play
the older i get the short that list seems to get
can we make a sign up sheet somewhere where, when the economy crashes again, everyone who saw it coming a mile away and can opt out of the bad shit thats gonna happen?
real question about these hairbrained A.I. social media sites is if i sign up how can i tell if I am not the only fucking person on the site
To quote legendary Minnesotan Mitch Hedberg: Escelators can never break. They can only become stairs.
Im not a "goals" guy same way I am not a leprechaun guy but i would love to make it to a place in standup comedy where i can tell Saudi Arabia to fuck off.
Some asshole in 2019: "Wouldn't it be awesome if instead of searching the web and clicking on a site and reading the information you had to like pretend your search engine is a person and you can have them read the information and take a stab at summarizing it?"
Me, a time traveling hero: "no, kys"
True but the only solution they will consider is more ai
I wish I could get too old and fat to give up on doing comedy like giving up on playing in the NFL. Problem is older and fatter only makes someone think that comedy is still possible
most people say brevity is the soul of wit. I usually just say "Brevity is wit"
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fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
under armour flag shirt
Hey Comedy™️ is legal now. Nonfiction jokes, which is different than Comedy™️is still very much against the law
Thinking I need a stand up comedy catch phrase. I am leaning toward "Well here is MY thing..." (then I pull it out and just stare off into space for several minutes)
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America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: On the left hand side of the panel a member of the KKK is snivelling like a pissy little baby. A Red Guy and a Purple Guy stand next to him. The Red Guy says to the Purple Guy, “Look what you’ve done”

Panel 2: The Red Guy continues “You’ve upset this poor, sweet racist”
the little KKK bitch whimpers “I don’t even feel like lynching a black person”

Panel 3: The Red Guy goes on with disgusting sympathy “He doesn’t even feel like lynching a black person” 

Panel 4: The Red Guy says “And that’s his FAVOURITE thing to do” he puts his arm around the whiny little pointy robed cunt.
...and yet they never even let ME have a show to begin with.. sad.
leaving a bowl of mayo our for (white) santa claus, roasting adjunct professors over a huge pile of oil billionaires' money, and tucking yourself in bed with hours of interracial cuckold erotica
to be clear. i didnt like that charlie fella but if i got another paid federal holiday off of work you bet your ass i would honor the holiday and the old tradtions
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The CIA whenever any leftist movement gains popularity
Big deal. I told the paramedics basically this exact thing when I fell down that thing last year
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
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