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US Senator (D) : I think ICE should spend more time shooting high prices to death than american citizens.
*fist pump*
*fist pump*
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
US Senator (D) : I think ICE should spend more time shooting high prices to death than american citizens.
*fist pump*
*fist pump*
it isnt nice to say someone is ugly as fuck which is why i do it to kristi noem
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
it isnt nice to say someone is ugly as fuck which is why i do it to kristi noem
i wouldnt wish death or ill on anyone but i also have a ranked list with the respect to how upset it would make me if it happened. i put myself at the bottom of the list
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i wouldnt wish death or ill on anyone but i also have a ranked list with the respect to how upset it would make me if it happened. i put myself at the bottom of the list
it has been a decade easily since i swatted a jump shot out of the air. probably 2. no one ever tells you when you have your last..
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
it has been a decade easily since i swatted a jump shot out of the air. probably 2. no one ever tells you when you have your last..
i have not stopped thinking about the stranger things finale.... holy shit that was awful
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i have not stopped thinking about the stranger things finale.... holy shit that was awful
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Koopa Bros.
'Paper Mario'
Nintendo 64
'Paper Mario'
Nintendo 64
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Koopa Bros.
'Paper Mario'
Nintendo 64
'Paper Mario'
Nintendo 64
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Also this oldie but goodie:
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Also this oldie but goodie:
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Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
Im glad the players are safer now but i still dont think they quite nailed it on these kick off rules.
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Im glad the players are safer now but i still dont think they quite nailed it on these kick off rules.
Being a big dumb guy has been a challenge but not insurmountable so far
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Being a big dumb guy has been a challenge but not insurmountable so far
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
politically, I'm with you as long as your guns are pointed at the villains outside of the bunker. we can shoot at each other later if it comes to that, but let's beat these mfs first.
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
politically, I'm with you as long as your guns are pointed at the villains outside of the bunker. we can shoot at each other later if it comes to that, but let's beat these mfs first.
Arrested Development rewatch log 1: Havent watched this in years. 5 minutes in still hilarious.
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Arrested Development rewatch log 1: Havent watched this in years. 5 minutes in still hilarious.
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HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
i also redact my dick pics in a similar manner to avoid embarrassment today has been very triggering for me
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i also redact my dick pics in a similar manner to avoid embarrassment today has been very triggering for me
chuck schumer is cracking his "strongly worded letter writing" fingers as we speak. #notallheroswearcapes
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
chuck schumer is cracking his "strongly worded letter writing" fingers as we speak. #notallheroswearcapes
kinda shocked how metroid prime 4 kinda came and went.
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
kinda shocked how metroid prime 4 kinda came and went.
I really want to play a new video game but kojima hasnt put out a new death stranding game in MONTHS
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I really want to play a new video game but kojima hasnt put out a new death stranding game in MONTHS
Wow this came flooding back to me
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wow this came flooding back to me
my new metric on judging the economy is called "slut-flation". it is measured by how many girls there are doing porn who i dont recognize.
under normal market conditions you have the usual turnover; retirements, drug overdoses, murders, disappearances, etc.
under normal market conditions you have the usual turnover; retirements, drug overdoses, murders, disappearances, etc.
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my new metric on judging the economy is called "slut-flation". it is measured by how many girls there are doing porn who i dont recognize.
under normal market conditions you have the usual turnover; retirements, drug overdoses, murders, disappearances, etc.
under normal market conditions you have the usual turnover; retirements, drug overdoses, murders, disappearances, etc.