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Helen

@gorewhoree.bsky.social

80 followers 65 following 920 posts

She/Her/It Gamer, Warhammer nerd, unapologetic furry Certified Hood Classic I am to be trusted with a keyboard and mouse I promise :3 No Minors, just to be safe

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Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 3h

Fuck me man I’m becoming a giants fan

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 8h

Some aesthetics can really only be pulled off by grouchy 30+ year old trans women

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 10h

Why do I see so many sports broadcasters talk about Jaxson Dart and Brian Daboll like they’re having a secret gay affair

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 12h

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Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 11h

I just saw a huge scary centipede crawl from my roof and under my bed before I could react and now I’m too scared to get under the covers and sleep

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 11h

Does anyone know how to get rid of bugs cause I’m deathly afraid of them and in the past month I’ve seen an uncomfortable amount in my apartment

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 13h

“Thank you so much for saving my job” ass hug

Jaxson Dart (Giants QB) being hugged by Brian Daboll (giants head coach)

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 13h

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

The giants leading over the eagles 34-17 somehow

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 14h

Back to painting my little guys

A mini painting stand with the text “Woof!” Painted onto it

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 1d

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Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 1d

I can get perfect hospital corners but I can’t get bitches

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 1d

👀

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 1d

Attractive players for each game: Trevor Lawrence (jags) (jags won), Amon Ra St Brown (lions) (lions won), Jalen Hurts (Eagles) (Eagles won), Mitchell Trubisky (bears) (bears won)
My conclusion is that if teams want to win they should hire more pretty faces and give me free tickets to games

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 1d

NFL teams as a whole are historically 4-0 when I am watching them and think one of their players is attractive (Jags vs Chiefs 2025, Lions vs Ravens 2025, Eagles vs Chiefs Super Bowl 59, Bears at Broncos 2019)

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M-1R @hovermyr.bsky.social · 1d

*trying really hard not to sound genuinely angry* ok. ready check. no I'm not saying "off the leash" this time. you dumb fucking dogs need to stop dying to the 40% double drops for that. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED THIS BY NOW!!

M-1R @hovermyr.bsky.social · 1d

in practice this would fall apart immediately because my handler roleplay would not survive five consecutive wipes to the same easy mechanic but you know

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Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t even cry myself to sleep cause I can’t sleep

Helen @gorewhoree.bsky.social · 2d

Tonight my sleep schedule got ruined so fucking bad that I don’t know how I’m supposed to recover. I ran out of the shit I used to use to help me with this last week and I can’t get it cause I have no transportation. Fuck my life. Just kill me.