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James Goss
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Writer and audio drama producer living in a cave in Turkey so you don't have to. Hickson in the streets, Rutherford in the sheets.
The silver fund in my Turkish bank account is still doing CRAZY SHİT 📈, so i check it to cheer myself up before opening emails.
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Took Dad to see the amazing church at Cemil. The cats were charming.
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Getting used to my new Turkish gym and the different vibe.

A hot İranian just made me eat his banana in the changing room.

#NotAEuphemism
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Your regular check-in with Music Shop Cat
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Editorial Note: It has taken more than 20 minutes to get this far, including at least one point at which most people would have closed the laptop and gone outside. I'm not suggesting that government infects any IT it touches with incompetence, but I'm not NOT suggesting that either.
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I couldn't go to America any more than i could go to Hogwarts, but
This Rocky Horror cast is nuts.
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Finished re-reading Agatha Christie's The Hollow last night. Delighted how little i remembered or how complicated a book it actually is. Very peculiar ending, brilliantly so.
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 AM
With Dad in a Turkish government hospital for his foot. Pleasingly different system. Everyone stands in a corridor then gets seen according to whether they have an appointment or how old they are. Or, if they are an auntie, how many blankets on their knees.
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Street Cat thinks you should have an afternoon nap too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Same, girl, same
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Started re-reading The Hollow last night. İ remember it as Lucy Angaketel and a butler skipping merrily around a swimming pool with a gun but it's way more complicated and Mary Westmacotty.
January 27, 2026 at 8:19 AM
An epic wind blew through last night, signalling the end of true winter.
Also means everyone can greet each other with "The Lodos Has Come" like we're in an episode of Star Trek.
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Took Dad to an underground city this morning. Here are its guardians.
January 27, 2026 at 7:46 AM
A uniquely British awful.
bbc.com/news/article...
Scafell Pike hikers left Wasdale rescue team to pay hotel bill
The mountain rescue team says it feels obliged to settle the debt on their behalf.
bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
the nice thing about the bluesky do-over is knowing you can immediately unfollow someone who says something nasty about an author you like as you know there's worse to come.
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Major "Stephen from #TheTraitors" vibes
January 26, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Cat sleeping on the roof of a car in front of the mosque
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 AM
morning!
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Putting the word "truth" in quotation marks in your headline cos 🤷
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The mayor's thermometer has got a bit over-excited by the thaw and is declaring it to be 22 degrees today.
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The Paddington Meme but incoherently racist
Reform UK:

Demonises migrants seeking work as an “invasion”.

Celebrates threat of an actual military invasion of a NATO ally.
January 25, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Having done BBC objectivity training: you'll never get in trouble for both-sidesing anything. No matter how great the stretch.
The BBC coverage is absolutely terrible.

It leads on "sharply contested narratives"

It has a dramatic skew to the US government

It has posted the video but has failed to report on what it shows: it shows the US govt account is untrue
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM