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somewhere between Mugler and LeRagBin
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Also Idaho and Utah. Nothing for my Black ass in them states
States that scare me even though I've never been to them and also probably can't find them on a map in under 60 seconds:

1. West Virginia
2. Connecticut
3. Rhode Island
4. Iowa
5. Oregon
6. Oklahoma
7. Arkansas
8. Wyoming
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Capitalism requires that we (working class people) "earn a living", which implies that we actually don't deserve to live unless we "earn" it by letting our surplus values be exploited by the capitalist ruling class. And this is all while having more than enough food, housing, etc., for everyone!
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My eyes are burning
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I work with sociopaths. Who is eating raw onions at 9:30 am. I will knock all this shit over
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not Rao's! 😮‍💨
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Need a professional way to say "you got me fucked up"
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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"WHY BADDIES NOT FUCKING WIT ME!?"

"Y'ALL TOO GOOD FOR MCDONALD'S AND CHILL??"
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Me, at least a dozen times daily:
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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You do not have to be grateful for things you didn't want. "It's the thought that counts." If you were thinking, you wouldn't have got me some bullshit. Foh. Y'all want people to be appreciative after you showed a clear lack of consideration for them and you can 100% miss me with that 😒
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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The same as in real life. Zero.
How many BlueSky bodies yall got?
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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How do you like your water temperature when you shower?

Because me, if the water ain’t on hell you can keep it 😂
a cartoon character with the words burn baby burn on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with the words burn baby burn on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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The goal was to kill people and steal data while removing POC from power all while enriching fElon. So, I guess it was a success.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Not even a crumb of dick.
I’ve never been this hoeless in my life.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Charging for tables at TGI Fridays... what the helly
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Absolutely not. That place is a hellscape, a perfect blend of Twitter and facebook.
Y'all be actually using Threads? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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The volume of water needed to cool the servers in data centers has become a nationwide resource issue.

Volume isn’t the most pressing problem in Morrow County, however. The issue is pollution, which Amazon’s data centers have exacerbated since its arrival.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cheers, fellow noggers
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Now why am I in it
If she got any combination of these five, she’s a hoochie mama:

Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead

She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I used to tweet FREE EUGENE but that man loves it there.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Y'all can never make me hate Toya. She understands the assignment every season #Married2Med
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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#Married2Med Season 12, Episode 1 SNEAK PEEK. Season Premiere, Sunday 9/8c on Bravo. (Source: Bravo/NBCUniversal)
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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And he’s still fine right now
#BlackSky who was an early crush for you?

I’ll start:
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I’m worth it. I deserve it. And I’m not here to convince anyone otherwise. Either you see it or you don’t.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM