Inigo Montoya
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You killed my father; prepare to die.
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
We're going to lose. It will decade decades, maybe centuries before Americans build up the will to mount an effective opposition to this.
this crystallizes why, despite truly heroic solidarity and activism, i can’t quite get in the “we’re going to win” mindset right now. the harm is so active and there’s so much violence we don’t even know about. people are being turned into ghosts.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
We're going to lose. It will decade decades, maybe centuries before Americans build up the will to mount an effective opposition to this.
Ruining the education system in this country was diabolical. Bc it is working like gangbusters
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Ruining the education system in this country was diabolical. Bc it is working like gangbusters
These people have no idea how to think logically
If we had real journalists.. they'd roll this clip when "who pays the tariffs" is mentioned...
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
These people have no idea how to think logically
How that I've read this, me too
I feel like I’ve lived in multiple timelines
One where CFA was both spelled like Chick-Fil-A & Chic-Fil-A
And I don’t know how to explain it…
One where CFA was both spelled like Chick-Fil-A & Chic-Fil-A
And I don’t know how to explain it…
January 17, 2026 at 4:51 PM
How that I've read this, me too
This is not tipsy. It's damn near blackout drunk
Tipsy enough to take down Sara Jay
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This is not tipsy. It's damn near blackout drunk
These niggas vs that nigga
“Fuck these niggas” in public.
“I miss you 🥺👉🏽👈🏽” in private 😂
“I miss you 🥺👉🏽👈🏽” in private 😂
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
These niggas vs that nigga
Quite literally in some cases
ICE Agents:
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Quite literally in some cases
I told my fiancé our daughter will not be doing any track & field events. I only get two days off per week, I'm not giving up literally every waking hour to sit outside and watch our daughter do 5 minutes worth of any sport
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I told my fiancé our daughter will not be doing any track & field events. I only get two days off per week, I'm not giving up literally every waking hour to sit outside and watch our daughter do 5 minutes worth of any sport
Yall ever think about how brutal Krav Maga is designed to be and how the only real opponent Israel has ever had is Palestine?
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Yall ever think about how brutal Krav Maga is designed to be and how the only real opponent Israel has ever had is Palestine?
And some type of martial art/self-defense
This is your sporadic reminder to put them children in sports. Especially the girls.
January 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
And some type of martial art/self-defense
I got to go home and play with my daughter. It happens every day, but it always feels like a blessing
In an attempt to remember to find joy, even in the dark times, what’s one good or enjoyable thing that happened to you today?
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I got to go home and play with my daughter. It happens every day, but it always feels like a blessing
He knows nothing
This little boy talking about he doesn't want his hair cut 😒
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
He knows nothing
The food service industry has an opportunity to do the funniest thing
ICE agents ate at El Tapatio in Willmar, MN, then came back hours later and detained the workers who served them. Turning a meal into surveillance isn’t public safety it’s intimidation. Remember private businesses can refuse service to ICE agents!
ICE agents eat at small-town Mexican restaurant — then detain workers
“Would your mama be proud of you right now?” a bystander said as agents returned at closing time to nab the workers.
www.startribune.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The food service industry has an opportunity to do the funniest thing
They love acting like there aren't any nerdy women in the world. Fine ones at that. And they be fucking. Just not you. And not bc you're also a nerd
let’s talk about this.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
They love acting like there aren't any nerdy women in the world. Fine ones at that. And they be fucking. Just not you. And not bc you're also a nerd
Nelly don't care what we think. We not going to his shows no way
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Nelly don't care what we think. We not going to his shows no way
Too late, nigga
Looks like Ludacris done heard the backlash and got his name taken off ASAP.
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Too late, nigga
They learned the wrong lesson from the Civil Rights Movement
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
They learned the wrong lesson from the Civil Rights Movement
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Preaching non-violence while people are being shot in the streets is the privileged position.
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Preaching non-violence while people are being shot in the streets is the privileged position.
Gavin has never been it. He's good for one thing and, apparently, he can't even do that if someone is physically in the same place as him
I’m gonna need Kamala and/or Mark Kelly to go on ahead and get in the ring.
Gavin ain’t it.
Gavin ain’t it.
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Gavin has never been it. He's good for one thing and, apparently, he can't even do that if someone is physically in the same place as him
I wish this was shocking
ASAP’s new album was kinda bad 🫠
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I wish this was shocking
Yes
On a serious tip, do yall genuinely enjoy being parents?
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Yes
WTF is a catholic knight?
Roughly $1 million in funds is still missing from Eric Adams’s $NYC cyrpto token. Now he could face legal action from a Catholic knight, who claims Adams stole the idea for $NYC coin in the first place.
The Eric Adams Crypto Scandal Is Getting Messier
Roughly $1 million in funds is still missing from Adams’s $NYC token. Now he could face legal action from a Catholic knight.
nymag.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
WTF is a catholic knight?
Thirsty women and gay dudes be funny af
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Thirsty women and gay dudes be funny af
It was a bad take on old school southern rap, but I enjoyed it
That “Million Dollar Baby” song was never good. Social media forced an earwirn into y’all brain. It’s like when arenas use fake cheers through the speakers
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It was a bad take on old school southern rap, but I enjoyed it