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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 2d

Was going to do a big wash of my bedding and underbedding and rotate my mattress, but I don’t want to sleep in sheets soaked with evil so I washed my clothes instead (happy to inflict evil on others)

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 2d

Very evil weather today….

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 2d

A nice morning routine on my days off is cuddling with my cat until I get up to pee and let her out to pee too, then I get back into bed and she joins me to resume cuddling 🥰

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve made coffee and peppermint tea to be chilled overnight and drunk in the heat tomorrow, if you would like a refreshing cold beverage tomorrow I suggest you do the same

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 3d

Had a 2pm Vietnamese iced coffee yesterday and slept 5 hours over a 9 hour period last night, feels absolutely dogshit

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 4d

Oh!

A promotion offering a gondola ride over the Korean DMZ

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 5d

There’s so many different kinds of bubbles inside me rn

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 5d

Went to go get the last Coke in the fridge, couldn’t find it, couldn’t remember drinking it, disappointed but remember I was drinking a beer anyway, go find my beer, finish the beer, look left and there’s a cold can of coke beside me, evidently opened in a fugue state

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 5d

Summer is gonna be stinking filthy hot isn’t it?

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 5d

Min maxing mother to her early grave

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 5d

Cat just stood on the top of the lounge and vomited off the side :(

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 5d

“We’ve sent a code to your email!” well I have sent an assassin to your home

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 6d

Victorians are too scared of speeding to survive the imminent Mad Max future, your 100km speed limits and poindexter driving will quickly see you captive to Queenslanders and New South Welshman who do not fear velocity

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 6d

Smaug 😭

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🦇 CuntGPT 🕸️ @cunexttuesday.lol · 6d

Community housing is a scam involving private entities exploiting vulnerable tenants for government dollars

#AusPol

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

Tenants evicted after taxpayer-funded landlord fails to maintain property

The community housing provider says the landlord was unwilling to complete the necessary repairs, which included fixing doors that would not shut, leaking roofs and mouldy concrete.

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 6d

Bullying works 🙂‍↕️

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 7d

Yes it will, ebbs and flows, nothing you can’t handle

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 7d

I’m sorry my love, I hope it passes soon ❤️‍🩹

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 7d

I drink at least 3 litres of water a day and have since I was like 14, I can’t tell you how good that shit feels. In almost every other way I have completely fucked my health but when I chug down a bottle I can literally feel it flowing to my brain

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 8d

Had falafel two nights in a row

a large pipe is sitting in the middle of a hole in the ground .

ALT: a large pipe is sitting in the middle of a hole in the ground .

media.tenor.com

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 8d

I think I saw the same one lol

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 9d

Ayyyyy congratulations!!!!

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 9d

Happy birthday angel!!!!!

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 10d

It’s sooooo dumb like why do I feel like a teenager about to get in trouble?? I didn’t even smoke weed as a teenager!!!

Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 10d

This is MY house!!!!!!!!!