Greatbob Umber
@greatbobumber.bsky.social
I used to co-write badDNDhooks at that other place. I’m Maya’s dad. That’s my actual identity right now.
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
someone take the image from It's Always Sunny with Charlie looking frazzled in front of the wall of conspiracies and red tape and just replace all the shit on the conspiracy wall with just two images of Epstein and Trump and a single line between them and nothing else on the wall
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
someone take the image from It's Always Sunny with Charlie looking frazzled in front of the wall of conspiracies and red tape and just replace all the shit on the conspiracy wall with just two images of Epstein and Trump and a single line between them and nothing else on the wall
isn't it about time for a Hollow Knight 3 trailer, at least? c'mon Team Cherry, what the fuck
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
isn't it about time for a Hollow Knight 3 trailer, at least? c'mon Team Cherry, what the fuck
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
if I worked at the Daily Planet, the second I found out that Superman was Clark Kent, I'm throwing a shitfit. I didn't get a raise because Lois SOMEHOW got to interview Superman again?!? Oh, covered a Metropolis fucking dog show because somehow Clark got pics inside the Fortress of Solitude? Fuck th
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if I worked at the Daily Planet, the second I found out that Superman was Clark Kent, I'm throwing a shitfit. I didn't get a raise because Lois SOMEHOW got to interview Superman again?!? Oh, covered a Metropolis fucking dog show because somehow Clark got pics inside the Fortress of Solitude? Fuck th
Can we bring Dick Cheney back to life and have him die again this week? I could really use a heartwarming pick me up.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Can we bring Dick Cheney back to life and have him die again this week? I could really use a heartwarming pick me up.
Finished my NaNoWriMo. A coming of age tale about writing an entire book in one single social media post under an oppressive regime in an America so similar to this one it will feel like non-fiction. It’s a quick read - but an unforgettable take on modern society. I’ve titled it “The Great Gatsby 2”
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Finished my NaNoWriMo. A coming of age tale about writing an entire book in one single social media post under an oppressive regime in an America so similar to this one it will feel like non-fiction. It’s a quick read - but an unforgettable take on modern society. I’ve titled it “The Great Gatsby 2”
I don’t know if this is a controversial take but top-cut hot dog buns are bullshit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t know if this is a controversial take but top-cut hot dog buns are bullshit.
wanna see that Marvel What If issue where Cap is unfrozen in 2025 and the President asks him to apologize for punching Hitler in the face
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
wanna see that Marvel What If issue where Cap is unfrozen in 2025 and the President asks him to apologize for punching Hitler in the face
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Spent 20 minutes absolutely flummoxed over the final clues of a crossword puzzle because it turns out I don’t actually know how to spell “doppelgängers.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spent 20 minutes absolutely flummoxed over the final clues of a crossword puzzle because it turns out I don’t actually know how to spell “doppelgängers.”
From what I'm seeing, it appears that Nancy Pelosi is finally retiring from congress so that she can star in Gremlins 3?
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
From what I'm seeing, it appears that Nancy Pelosi is finally retiring from congress so that she can star in Gremlins 3?
Let’s make it simple. If it rhymes with “nut,” don’t do it in November. This covers shaving as No Cut November is valid.
No Smut November - this will help with not nutting.
No Gut November - lose some weight, fatty
No Rut November - don’t get so down on yourself, dumbass
No Smut November - this will help with not nutting.
No Gut November - lose some weight, fatty
No Rut November - don’t get so down on yourself, dumbass
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Let’s make it simple. If it rhymes with “nut,” don’t do it in November. This covers shaving as No Cut November is valid.
No Smut November - this will help with not nutting.
No Gut November - lose some weight, fatty
No Rut November - don’t get so down on yourself, dumbass
No Smut November - this will help with not nutting.
No Gut November - lose some weight, fatty
No Rut November - don’t get so down on yourself, dumbass
Sometimes I question whether or not it's even worth it to be on social media at all. Then Dick Cheney dies and a bunch of democrats get elected and then I remember.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sometimes I question whether or not it's even worth it to be on social media at all. Then Dick Cheney dies and a bunch of democrats get elected and then I remember.
I usually try and keep going until I Quibi (shoutout Quaid Army) but this honestly made me sad and I had to quit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I usually try and keep going until I Quibi (shoutout Quaid Army) but this honestly made me sad and I had to quit.
(Multipart) My main exposure to ai right now is through youtube shorts. There's a bunch of youtube short ai accounts that only post fabricated stories in the vein of Redditor Update stories. Which are basically stories that start with something like, "I went to the reunion and they told me I wasn't
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
(Multipart) My main exposure to ai right now is through youtube shorts. There's a bunch of youtube short ai accounts that only post fabricated stories in the vein of Redditor Update stories. Which are basically stories that start with something like, "I went to the reunion and they told me I wasn't
live every day as if it's Dick Cheney's last
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
live every day as if it's Dick Cheney's last
if only Dick Cheney could die every day
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
if only Dick Cheney could die every day
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong
June 8, 2023 at 1:42 PM
if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong
I swear to Christ, if I see a fucking a bunch of centrist Democrats lamenting the death/honoring the life of Dick Cheney, I'm going to fucking lose it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I swear to Christ, if I see a fucking a bunch of centrist Democrats lamenting the death/honoring the life of Dick Cheney, I'm going to fucking lose it.
A lot of people don't know that his first name wasn't actually Dick - it's a title given to the biggest asshole alive at the time of the passing of the previous holder of the mantle.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A lot of people don't know that his first name wasn't actually Dick - it's a title given to the biggest asshole alive at the time of the passing of the previous holder of the mantle.
that guy with the mountain of steak nuggets at Arby's was just a vivid portent about the death of Dick Cheney, I see that now
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
that guy with the mountain of steak nuggets at Arby's was just a vivid portent about the death of Dick Cheney, I see that now
Back before she went psycho, I had a “Republicans for Voldemort” shirt that I absolutely loved. I wonder what today’s equivalent would be. “Republicans for Thanos” just doesn’t hit the same.
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Back before she went psycho, I had a “Republicans for Voldemort” shirt that I absolutely loved. I wonder what today’s equivalent would be. “Republicans for Thanos” just doesn’t hit the same.