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Green Jacket Lady
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Making fun of Fox News reporters on camera since 2023. "Oh no, you were in your car! They were hurting you so bad."

I made the jacket.

https://x.com/abughazalehkat/status/1706777915516715084?s=20
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Story time. Let’s talk about the weird circumstance that led to Green Jacket Lady, and what was going through my head. I’ve never really told this whole story except to friends, but I think it’s a pretty good one, so settle in.
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LINK FIXED: “Bureaucrats” Losing Jobs in King County Shakeup Say They Were Blindsided by Zahilay’s Emailed Layoff Announcement

“Knowing how much institutional knowledge is going to be walking out the door—it’s going to have an impact,” one employee said.

publicola.com/2025/12/02/b...
"Bureaucrats" Losing Jobs in King County Shakeup Say They Were Blindsided by Zahilay's Emailed Layoff Announcement - PubliCola
“Knowing how much institutional knowledge is going to be walking out the door—it’s going to have an impact,” one employee…
publicola.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m not shocked, but that doesn’t make me any less unemployed. I’m sad to lose a job I’ve loved. If anyone wants to hire a kick ass project manager with deep knowledge of local government, and who sometimes mocks Fox reporters, DM me!
County Executive-Elect Zahilay's Mass Layoff Proposal Shocks Some Longtime Staff
The layoffs aren't unusual for a new executive, Zahilay's team says—it's just that the county hasn't had a new leader in 16 years. publicola.com/2025/11/18/c...
County Executive-Elect Zahilay's Mass Layoff Proposal Shocks Some Longtime Staff - PubliCola
The layoffs aren’t unusual for a new executive, Zahilay’s team says—it’s just that the county hasn’t had a new leader…
publicola.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sara Nelson losing by 16 points is pretty fantastic. Ann Davison losing by 25 is even better.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
How many times can I refresh the KC Elections site? Come on! It’s 8:03!
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Clearly he’s forgotten he’s a renter. Definitely not getting security deposit back. And as his landlord, we better be gearing up for one hell of an eviction proceeding in 3 years.
NYT Confirms: Trump will DEMOLISH the ENTIRE East Wing of the White House.

The Times says the East Wing is expected to be fully torn down by the weekend to make room for Trump's ballroom for billionaires — despite the fact that Trump pledged the White House would not be touched.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
No one is too important to be called on their bullshit.
September 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m not saying you shouldn’t do this, but let’s all just vote for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social instead!
Yeah, wasn’t voting for him before, and this certainly doesn’t change my mind. I would write in a vote for @greenjacketlady.bsky.social before thinking of wasting it on that bozo.
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This clearly needs to happen, right??
👀 the collaboration opportunity I’ve been waiting for!!
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Katie, I think green would look great on you!! 💚💚
A lot of people have been calling me the
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
September 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thanks to r/Seattle for giving me a laugh this morning and sharing this post from Seattle Police Officers Guild on the other site.

How do these people get to/from work in the winter if they’re afraid of the dark?
July 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The deeper Harrell goes in fighting Katie Wilson, the more I can’t wait for her to be our mayor. Angry, divisive, loud? Yes please! All that and more.
With ballots about to drop and just three weeks before Primary Election Day, it's clear the incumbent and his big-money backers are terrified of our campaign. I’m bracing for the attacks to begin. 🧵
Poll Tests Message that Katie Wilson is "Angry," "Divisive," and "Loud"; No Charges Yet for County Assessor Accused of Stalking - PubliCola
And: Three City Councilmembers declined to sign on to an anti-Trump letter; guess which ones! 1. Two online polls that…
publicola.com
July 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And here I was wondering if I didn’t agree with SECB’s choices just because I gotten old. Whew!
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The interns at work have declared that I “have aura.” So that feels pretty good. (I did have to check with them about what it means though. Perhaps that takes away a bit of aura?)
June 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sat next to Paul Reubens, Ray Liotta and Johnny Depp having a drink together. (Figured out later it must have been during the filming of Blow in 2001. Because these guys weren’t just hanging out, right?)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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You know you can just not use AI, right?

You can make a choice not to be part of this.

Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it.

You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose.
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Oh the betrayal. (And for a cat who had gabapentin this morning, he’s not being very chill about it).
June 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is just plain facts.
Just learned that everyone cool on Bluesky lives in D5. (Myself included, obviously)
This D5 resident is grinning like a fool.
June 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This D5 resident is grinning like a fool.
EXCLUSIVE: City Councilmember Cathy Moore will announce this afternoon that she is stepping down as of July 7, PubliCola has learned.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Evergreen.
Hey City Council. Please stop disappointing us at every turn. This is gross.
It’s very troubling to read that the City Council is considering legislation to weaken city ethics codes so that folks with financial interests in legislation can more easily vote on legislation that impacts CMs wallets #Seattle

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ok everyone, it’s jammie time!
I’m all for a public “sleep-in” protest. You can pry Mr. Fuzzy Bear out of my warm snuggly hands.
May 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“Sleeping in public” is such a bullshit thing to criminalize in the first place. Got an hour long bus ride? Don’t nod off. Sunny day at Golden Gardens? Keep upright and eyes open at all times.
Judge Upholds Burien's Total Ban on "Camping," With Appeal Likely
Superior Court judge Michael Ryan ruled that a ban on falling asleep in public criminalizes behavior, not the "status" of being homeless.
publicola.com/2025/05/26/j...
Judge Upholds Burien's Total Ban on "Camping," With Appeal Likely - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett King County Superior Court Judge Michael Ryan dismissed a lawsuit challenging the city of Burien’s total…
publicola.com
May 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m old enough to remember what Covid was like before vaccines. Let’s tell the FDA what we think about this, shall we? www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
May 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Cars can’t buy stuff.
it's hilarious to see that so many vendors are also opposed to cars clogging up pike place.

eliminating cars is a massive public health win - not just for tourists and patrons - but employees as well.

it's *absurd* that it has taken decades to get to even this. feckless leaders delayed action.
'Vastly more walkable': After decades of debate, Pike Place Market soft-launches car ban
www.knkx.org/transportati...
May 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM