Poly The Green Polypus™
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Formula 1, Batman, Half-Life, The Witcher, Pokémon, pizza and smelly cheeses.
Formula 1, Batman, Half-Life, The Witcher, Pokémon, pizza and smelly cheeses.
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Stop Killing Games' EU initiative clears almost 1.3m signatures, prepares for official submission to European Commission next month
www.eurogamer.net/stop-killing...
www.eurogamer.net/stop-killing...
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Stop Killing Games' EU initiative clears almost 1.3m signatures, prepares for official submission to European Commission next month
www.eurogamer.net/stop-killing...
www.eurogamer.net/stop-killing...
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Stop Killing Games Campaign Surpasses Threshold with 1.2 Million+ Valid Signatures
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Stop Killing Games Campaign Surpasses Threshold with 1.2 Million+ Valid Signatures
Happy birthday to the sweetest little boi. ❤️🎂
January 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Happy birthday to the sweetest little boi. ❤️🎂
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After seeing him in Breaking Bad, it's so weird seeing the actor playing Tuco as a cop.
But then he proceeds to literally flip the interrogation table and scare the shit out of a suspect, and I'm like "yep, that's Tuco".
Valid crashout, by the way. The guy did murder two kids.
But then he proceeds to literally flip the interrogation table and scare the shit out of a suspect, and I'm like "yep, that's Tuco".
Valid crashout, by the way. The guy did murder two kids.
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
After seeing him in Breaking Bad, it's so weird seeing the actor playing Tuco as a cop.
But then he proceeds to literally flip the interrogation table and scare the shit out of a suspect, and I'm like "yep, that's Tuco".
Valid crashout, by the way. The guy did murder two kids.
But then he proceeds to literally flip the interrogation table and scare the shit out of a suspect, and I'm like "yep, that's Tuco".
Valid crashout, by the way. The guy did murder two kids.
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Please don't be a tractor, please don't be a tractor, please don't be a tractor...
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Please don't be a tractor, please don't be a tractor, please don't be a tractor...
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Translation:
"Please stop calling out how bad AI is, you're making our investors nervous and that makes us nervous, please just let us gaslight you".
"Please stop calling out how bad AI is, you're making our investors nervous and that makes us nervous, please just let us gaslight you".
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Translation:
"Please stop calling out how bad AI is, you're making our investors nervous and that makes us nervous, please just let us gaslight you".
"Please stop calling out how bad AI is, you're making our investors nervous and that makes us nervous, please just let us gaslight you".
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I heard someone on a podcast say “don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater” about AI, and this is a large part of why that made me angry. The baby is some dumb shit like “it helps me brainstorm!” And the bath water is like 30 ways in which it’s destroying lives. I’d nuke that tub from orbit.
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I heard someone on a podcast say “don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater” about AI, and this is a large part of why that made me angry. The baby is some dumb shit like “it helps me brainstorm!” And the bath water is like 30 ways in which it’s destroying lives. I’d nuke that tub from orbit.
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Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
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PREACH IT TECH JESUS
December 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
PREACH IT TECH JESUS
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Ma voi continuate a comprarvi una Tesla e Starlink e ad usare il suo sito dove guadagna con pubblicità.
Perché tanto basta dirsi "ma cosa cambia uno in più o uno in meno" oppure "ma a me serve" e la coscienza è a posto.
Una cosa potete fare e non fate nemmeno quella. Vergognatevi.
Perché tanto basta dirsi "ma cosa cambia uno in più o uno in meno" oppure "ma a me serve" e la coscienza è a posto.
Una cosa potete fare e non fate nemmeno quella. Vergognatevi.
Elon Musk is truly one of the worst people in the world.
He has far too much influence, and he is extremely dangerous
He has far too much influence, and he is extremely dangerous
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ma voi continuate a comprarvi una Tesla e Starlink e ad usare il suo sito dove guadagna con pubblicità.
Perché tanto basta dirsi "ma cosa cambia uno in più o uno in meno" oppure "ma a me serve" e la coscienza è a posto.
Una cosa potete fare e non fate nemmeno quella. Vergognatevi.
Perché tanto basta dirsi "ma cosa cambia uno in più o uno in meno" oppure "ma a me serve" e la coscienza è a posto.
Una cosa potete fare e non fate nemmeno quella. Vergognatevi.
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Norris heading for the title obviously but Verstappen and Leclerc showing why they're the top 2 drivers in the F1 world right now. A couple of stunning performances.
A real shame the last two tracks are pretty lifeless, soulless ones, too.
A real shame the last two tracks are pretty lifeless, soulless ones, too.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Norris heading for the title obviously but Verstappen and Leclerc showing why they're the top 2 drivers in the F1 world right now. A couple of stunning performances.
A real shame the last two tracks are pretty lifeless, soulless ones, too.
A real shame the last two tracks are pretty lifeless, soulless ones, too.
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Bryan: P4. Good race, well done.
Charles: Good job, guys. And thanks for all the hard work this year. It's not been an easy year and I hope next year will be ours.
#CLRadio
Charles: Good job, guys. And thanks for all the hard work this year. It's not been an easy year and I hope next year will be ours.
#CLRadio
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bryan: P4. Good race, well done.
Charles: Good job, guys. And thanks for all the hard work this year. It's not been an easy year and I hope next year will be ours.
#CLRadio
Charles: Good job, guys. And thanks for all the hard work this year. It's not been an easy year and I hope next year will be ours.
#CLRadio
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We really live in the stupidest timeline. Weakest World Champion I've ever seen. It's a telltale sign that even the commentators spent most of the final lap praising Verstappen's comeback, acknowledging that McLaren "built a rocketship" - Jacques' exact words.
Truly a Mickey Mouse champion.
Truly a Mickey Mouse champion.
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We really live in the stupidest timeline. Weakest World Champion I've ever seen. It's a telltale sign that even the commentators spent most of the final lap praising Verstappen's comeback, acknowledging that McLaren "built a rocketship" - Jacques' exact words.
Truly a Mickey Mouse champion.
Truly a Mickey Mouse champion.
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McLaren are pathetic. embarrassing strategy today. they need to get all the slander Ferrari ever got in 2022 and basically every year since
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
McLaren are pathetic. embarrassing strategy today. they need to get all the slander Ferrari ever got in 2022 and basically every year since
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THE MCLARENS ARE OFFICIALLY DISQUALIFIED
a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor
Alt: a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor
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November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
THE MCLARENS ARE OFFICIALLY DISQUALIFIED
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P4 on a higher downforce setup matching the guys in front in pace with multiple beautiful overtakes.
MY DRIVER.
MY DRIVER.
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
P4 on a higher downforce setup matching the guys in front in pace with multiple beautiful overtakes.
MY DRIVER.
MY DRIVER.
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i never want to hear a single fucking thing about us being the clown team ever again. at least we had the fucking decency to just own up to it. papaya clowns out here trying to argue for every damn excuse under the sun 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
i never want to hear a single fucking thing about us being the clown team ever again. at least we had the fucking decency to just own up to it. papaya clowns out here trying to argue for every damn excuse under the sun 🤡