matt prindle
@griefbison.bsky.social
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Allman Brothers: “I like you a lot but I’d like to see if I can do better.” [10 min solo session]
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Fear of commitment never sounded cooler then when they called it being a “ramblin’ man”
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“Right on. Case dismissed.”
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Fear of commitment never sounded cooler then when they called it being a “ramblin’ man”
griefbison.bsky.social
My favorite thing about live music is big big video screens.
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Two Frankenstein movies in six months is actually not enough Frankenstein movies.
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Jake Sully [human] -> Avatar program -> Jake Sully [Na’vi] -> Magic ponytail in USB port -> Tron world Jake -> Tron Ares program -> physical world manifestation of Tron Jake -> Avatar program -> Tron Ares Na’Vi Jake
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Could a Na’vi’s pony tail plug their consciousness into the world of Tron? My new one-man show supposes
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Could a Na’vi’s pony tail plug their consciousness into the world of Tron? My new one-man show supposes
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Thank YOU (for the pottygiggles)
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I had a chuckle at the urinal recalling your post from the other day.
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If you are pure of heart, your SUV will fit in the clearly labeled compact car parking spot.
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Lots of love to you guys. It was so great getting to know him over the years.
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Bring the submarine to periscope depth. Daddy wants a peek
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They function and they’re spectacular.
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ICE is like The Minions but with dicks that don’t work.
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The ONLY people I will thank for their service are those who put up elaborate and gruesome Halloween decorations.
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You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A proud American
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Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer
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GUY WHO CREATED MARE OF EASTTOWN & TASK: I have a pitch for a new show
HBO: Is it about bereaved residents of Delaware County PA?
GUY: Ha ha no it’s a sci fi show about colonists on an alien planet
HBO: Cool
GUY: [under breath] & they’re all bereaved residents of Delaware County PA
HBO: Hm?
GUY: Hm?
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this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)
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Tron Ares better hope he doesn’t run into me because I do not mess around.
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The Life of the World’s Dullest Showgirl
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Why call it a “beer belly” when you can call it your Library of Sins?
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Or there is an explanation and it’s just “That’s how people talk after they’ve been stitched together and reanimated.”
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It would be really great if Jacob Elordi’s Frankenstein had an unexplained Australian accent.
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It would be really great if Jacob Elordi’s Frankenstein had an unexplained Australian accent.