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Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana
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If I had to wear a bra, a thong up my ass, a tampon, and high heels I'd be a total bitch too. I get it ladies, I get it.
Snickerdoodle cookies are like regular cookies except they’re part snickers and poodle.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Snickerdoodle cookies are like regular cookies except they’re part snickers and poodle.
Back in the day you could completely get away with shooting the sheriff just as long as you didn’t shoot the deputy. Life was easier back then.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Back in the day you could completely get away with shooting the sheriff just as long as you didn’t shoot the deputy. Life was easier back then.
Maybe what the world needs is ‘80’s rock ballads to come back and heal us all.
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Maybe what the world needs is ‘80’s rock ballads to come back and heal us all.
Adam and Eve didn’t have football games to watch back in the day, and that’s really sad.
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Adam and Eve didn’t have football games to watch back in the day, and that’s really sad.
Thick cut bacon isn’t for the weak, only the strong ones can handle its deliciousness.
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thick cut bacon isn’t for the weak, only the strong ones can handle its deliciousness.
Contrary to popular belief, I’ve never practiced Santeria and I’ve never owned a crystal ball.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I’ve never practiced Santeria and I’ve never owned a crystal ball.
I’m Gen X. My childhood didn’t require one single password, and it was fantastic.
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m Gen X. My childhood didn’t require one single password, and it was fantastic.
Decaffeinated coffee...what's the point?
That's like masturbating and saying you just got laid.
Um..no you didn't.
That's like masturbating and saying you just got laid.
Um..no you didn't.
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Decaffeinated coffee...what's the point?
That's like masturbating and saying you just got laid.
Um..no you didn't.
That's like masturbating and saying you just got laid.
Um..no you didn't.
Your toilet should be considered a bomb shelter. Just imagine your neighborhood without it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Your toilet should be considered a bomb shelter. Just imagine your neighborhood without it.
Not right now, too busy drowning in gravy.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not right now, too busy drowning in gravy.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but fuck Christmas music.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but fuck Christmas music.
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AGE TEST:
You fall, people laugh= young
You fall, people gasp= old
You fall, people laugh= young
You fall, people gasp= old
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
AGE TEST:
You fall, people laugh= young
You fall, people gasp= old
You fall, people laugh= young
You fall, people gasp= old
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One scoop of mashed potatoes per person and DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
One scoop of mashed potatoes per person and DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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And then the clerk said "Your wrinkles and grays are HIDEOUS!"
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And then the clerk said "Your wrinkles and grays are HIDEOUS!"
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
Cry over spilled milk? No.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cry over spilled milk? No.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
Want to feel like a kid again? Wipe out and scrape you knees. Loads of childhood fun all over again.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Want to feel like a kid again? Wipe out and scrape you knees. Loads of childhood fun all over again.
Some people are like buying a used car. There’s potential, but their best days are have already come and gone.
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Some people are like buying a used car. There’s potential, but their best days are have already come and gone.
Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
Well “The Big Beautiful Bill” has taken a whole new meaning these days.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Well “The Big Beautiful Bill” has taken a whole new meaning these days.
If you’re sitting on a toilet right now reading this just know we’re all rooting for you. You’ve got this, make it happen.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you’re sitting on a toilet right now reading this just know we’re all rooting for you. You’ve got this, make it happen.
Just another day of you wiping your ass for the good of society.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just another day of you wiping your ass for the good of society.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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I’m to the age if I have to sit on the ground it will take five grunts and a moan to stand back up.
February 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I’m to the age if I have to sit on the ground it will take five grunts and a moan to stand back up.
You don’t scare me, you’re not a VCR from the ‘80 and ‘90’s that kept blinking 12:00 at all times of the day.
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You don’t scare me, you’re not a VCR from the ‘80 and ‘90’s that kept blinking 12:00 at all times of the day.
When you were a kid was there any more awkward moment than running in to your teacher in a public place?
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
When you were a kid was there any more awkward moment than running in to your teacher in a public place?
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.