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@grillinchillin9.bsky.social

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Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ndsxj47hf3hpi4ibsiv27p7v/feed/aaadyeggry74k

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · Feb 27

If I had to wear a bra, a thong up my ass, a tampon, and high heels I'd be a total bitch too. I get it ladies, I get it.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 1d

Nerd sext: Hey do you want to get shoved in to a locker with me?

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 1d

Some people just look better in the pitch black dark.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 3d

Walks outside….

See’s neighbor….

Walks back inside.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 8d

I didn’t get to watch Tiger King on Netflix; I’m going to hold off until Tiger King the musical comes out.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 6d

Her fragrance was ethereal, like Bounce dryer sheets left out in the rain, both mundane and haunting.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 6d

Me: OMG, someone just shit in my mouth.

Waiter: Sir, you’re eating a Caesar salad.

Me: Same thing.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 7d

<<< Volunteering to give breasts exams during the month of October. Exceptional satisfaction guaranteed.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 8d

I’m sorry you’re having a bad day. Have you tried eating a plate full of bacon? Eating bacon will turn your frown upside down.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 8d

Say what you will about strip clubs, but at least they don’t have “Bring your kid to work day.”

Good for them looking out for today’s youth.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 9d

Going to med school just means you can use big fancy words like “stool” or “feces” instead of “dookey” or “shit.”

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 9d

If she looks at her watch during sex she’s more than likely not a keeper.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11d

Not too happy but moderately happy will do.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11d

People that ask questions in my replies. Go away.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11d

I've annoyed everyone in the house. Its quiet and peaceful. Winning.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 13d

Always make sure that your exit plan has a backup plan for when you get trapped talking to stupid people.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 21d

Act when fear tells you to hide
For in the act you become stronger than the fear
You are in control.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 16d

No no..I’ll be okay
I have my disappointment cheese

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 16d

Listening to Trump at the U.N. sounds like a giant KKK rally.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 16d

Shady people hit up Pawn Shops before 9am, these are the facts.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 19d

Waking up and not knowing what day of the week it is, then realizing it’s the weekend and you don’t have to go to work is such a rush.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 19d

So if I say skid marks are you thinking about on the road or your husband’s underwear?

Don’t worry, I won’t tell him.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20d

Some days I just like to go outside and pretend I'm a dandelion... today is one of those days...

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 19d

So if I say skid marks are you thinking about on the road or your husband’s underwear?

Don’t worry, I won’t tell him.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · Jun 27

I'm free to do what I want any old time.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · Aug 30

I enjoy my hot dogs like my men, carcinogenic and likely to kill me.

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