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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 5d

BOBBY_BORIS_PICKETT - MONSTER MASH (REAL).FLAC

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 9d

Thon Maker the Touchdown Baker

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 10d

The Warriors are waiving Curry.

NBA Daily News @fantasynbanews.bsky.social · 10d

Stein: Seth Curry expected to be waived by Warriors before start of regular season due to cap restrictions.

Curry would then re-sign with Warriors when eligible in mid-November.

grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 12d

Mike Tirico announces that Hoobastank will headline the Super Bowl.

ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 12d

Super Bowl halftime performer will be announced at halftime of tonight’s game. 👀👀👀

grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 13d

According to Google AI:

The 2025 MLB season is over (it isn't)

Juan Soto has joined the 40/40 Club with 38 stolen bases.

AI Overview

Juan Soto finished the 2025 season with 38 stolen bases, leading the New York Mets and achieving a career-high in stolen bases. He also recorded 43 home runs, placing him in the exclusive 40-home run and 40-stolen base (40/40) club for the season. This accomplishment is particularly remarkable given his average sprint speed ranked 503rd in the majors.

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 16d

"But I've got nerves of steel. I'm not big into books."

youtu.be/rlfwXNOG0eI?...

Deus Ex best buy mission

YouTube video by webm thread #225

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 16d

DraftKings wants you to bet this same game parlay because Oneil Cruz has a HR in his last one games.

DK SGP: Cruz HR in L1, bet him to do it again!

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Jenna Laine @jennalaine.bsky.social · 19d

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 19d

DraftKings has a same game parlay on their front page from some jabroni at Barstool. Sadly, over 7,000 people have already placed this bet.

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 19d

Slowly waving my phone flashlight back and forth while singing this to my family.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 19d

🎶Now I've heard there was a dumper lord
A master of runs saved and scored
But you don't really care for catchers, do ya?
Handles each starter every fifth
And dingers from each side he hits
The backstop king, imposing, Raleighlujah🎶

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 20d

Google deploying AI to offer terribly vague fantasy football advice.

Search for Tucker Kraft

Fantasy football implications Kraft's injury led to debates about whether to start him, trade him, or pick up a replacement TE.

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 20d

It's better than that AI-generated Noah's Ark commercial for 4Patriots.

grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 21d

Broken link

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 21d

"Six of Chicago’s last eight games went under and Soldier Field has produced unders 57% of the time since 2013."

Boy, this is a load of irrelevant nonsense. Why only cite the last 8 games for one trend? Why only go back to 2013 for the other trend? It's just cherry picking data to fit a narrative.

FeldMoney on Parx video giving nonsensical reasons on why to bet.

grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 22d

Pop-Tarts
Snickers
Cocoa Puffs
A head of lettuce
Jelly beans

CNET: A cooking instructor reveals 5 foods you should never put in a nonstick pan

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 22d

I thought Daryl Hall was wearing a neck brace in his photo.

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 23d

Man with entire body covered in Philadelphia tattoos recommends betting on a Philadelphia sports team.

Shirtless man with Philly tattoos all over his body

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 24d

Me making a financial decision: "I can look at the data and make an informed decision, but does this got drip?"

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 24d

Parx has a section called BetWire on their site. It's essentially social media bets placed in a section for you to bet along. Obviously, this is a terrible idea for bettors.

Example: The reason for betting on this parlay is "This WNBA props parlay got drip."

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grizzlyblair @grizzlyblair.bsky.social · 28d

I like to imagine the author was on a flight recently and raised his hand to ask a flight attendant this question.

"Uh, yes, hi. When is the best time to go potty?"