Guan Yang
@guan.dk
ontology recapitulates philology
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“The Constitution! You yourselves have destroyed it. You violated it in AFGE v. Trump; you violated it in Trump v. Slaughter; you violated it in Trump v. Boyle. It no longer has the respect of anyone.”
It would be really funny if Jay Powell’s willingness to kill First Republic was followed eventually by his 18 Brumaire.
January 12, 2026 at 8:06 AM
“The Constitution! You yourselves have destroyed it. You violated it in AFGE v. Trump; you violated it in Trump v. Slaughter; you violated it in Trump v. Boyle. It no longer has the respect of anyone.”
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It would be really funny if Jay Powell’s willingness to kill First Republic was followed eventually by his 18 Brumaire.
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It would be really funny if Jay Powell’s willingness to kill First Republic was followed eventually by his 18 Brumaire.
There are now some inaccurate claims being made (sorry for the screenshot). Greenland has been part of the Kingdom of Denmark as a geographical expression only since 1953.
January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
There are now some inaccurate claims being made (sorry for the screenshot). Greenland has been part of the Kingdom of Denmark as a geographical expression only since 1953.
<3 capital
The machine that can slice fresh meat #slicer #fresh meat slicer #fresh meat slicer #food processing machinery #meat processing equipment
TikTok video by Zhiming Technology
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January 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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just saw a post about how "snow crash" was good. please do not do that
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
just saw a post about how "snow crash" was good. please do not do that
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Nu hvor der er benspænd på at sende breve, kan vi så ikke genindføre FAX-MASKINEN?!?
Puh-leaze 🙏🏻
En fixere udgave, og så de ikke-digitale bare får deres ting direkte på køkkenbordet?
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Puh-leaze 🙏🏻
En fixere udgave, og så de ikke-digitale bare får deres ting direkte på køkkenbordet?
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a toy telephone with a note that says " doing well i like you "
ALT: a toy telephone with a note that says " doing well i like you "
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January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Fax mig +1 9173001256
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Alle pariledere i samlet udtalelse: Vi står sammen som et folk
Alle pariledere i samlet udtalelse: Vi står sammen som et folk
Politikerne har sagt det før, nu siger de det igen. 'Vi vil ikke være amerikanere, vi vil ikke være danskere, vi vil være grønlændere', lyder det i en fælles udtalelse fra de fem partiledere.
knr.gl
January 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Alle pariledere i samlet udtalelse: Vi står sammen som et folk
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Anybody else find @apoorvanyt.bsky.social’s justifications for why it’s fine for Denmark to give so few childhood vaccines but not the US a bit odd? Maybe it’s bad for Danish kids too that they don’t get many vaccines! open.spotify.com/episode/1rk0...
The R.F.K. Jr. Era of Childhood Vaccines
open.spotify.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Anybody else find @apoorvanyt.bsky.social’s justifications for why it’s fine for Denmark to give so few childhood vaccines but not the US a bit odd? Maybe it’s bad for Danish kids too that they don’t get many vaccines! open.spotify.com/episode/1rk0...
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Moment of silence for this man, the inventor of Korean fried chicken. This is the banchan and chicken at Coqodoq NYC one of the many places you can find Korean fried chicken
January 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Moment of silence for this man, the inventor of Korean fried chicken. This is the banchan and chicken at Coqodoq NYC one of the many places you can find Korean fried chicken
This isn’t going to happen. A deal could possibly be made if the offer is several million dollars per person + increase in the block grant, but why pay that much when a special military operation is much cheaper and would set a useful precedent.
BREAKING: To acquire Greenland into the US, President Trump is reportedly considering paying Greenlanders $10K-$100K each if they secede from Denmark
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
This isn’t going to happen. A deal could possibly be made if the offer is several million dollars per person + increase in the block grant, but why pay that much when a special military operation is much cheaper and would set a useful precedent.
Tired: resource extraction empire
Wired: vibes based empire
Wired: vibes based empire
The centrality of the western hemisphere in the NSS is kind of like a retrenching Britain’s turn to imperial preference if Britain already had an excess of what it mostly needed from its colonies and dominions.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Tired: resource extraction empire
Wired: vibes based empire
Wired: vibes based empire
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4. Value-Added Tax Law. npcobserver.com/legislation/...
For a response to the claim that this law imposes a new "condom tax," see this post by @chinalawtranslate.bsky.social:
www.chinalawtranslate.com/en/reality-c...
For a response to the claim that this law imposes a new "condom tax," see this post by @chinalawtranslate.bsky.social:
www.chinalawtranslate.com/en/reality-c...
Reality Check: Condom Tax
You’ve probably heard that China is imposing a tax on condoms to increase birth rates. While based on recent legal changes, the story is pretty
www.chinalawtranslate.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
4. Value-Added Tax Law. npcobserver.com/legislation/...
For a response to the claim that this law imposes a new "condom tax," see this post by @chinalawtranslate.bsky.social:
www.chinalawtranslate.com/en/reality-c...
For a response to the claim that this law imposes a new "condom tax," see this post by @chinalawtranslate.bsky.social:
www.chinalawtranslate.com/en/reality-c...
Laws use the terms “her i riget” (“in this realm”) for the entire state and “her i landet” (“in this country”) for the European territory of the state. But these terms are not consistently defined and in one case, a use of “her i riget” in a pension law was held to only refer to Denmark.
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Laws use the terms “her i riget” (“in this realm”) for the entire state and “her i landet” (“in this country”) for the European territory of the state. But these terms are not consistently defined and in one case, a use of “her i riget” in a pension law was held to only refer to Denmark.
Micro-bullish
JPMORGAN: TRUIST SECURITIES RAISES TARGET PRICE TO $331 FROM $330
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Micro-bullish
Invade for the Guan-o, not the guano.
I exaggerate but is this like invading Nauru for the Guano, but after the Haber-Bosch process was discovered?
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Invade for the Guan-o, not the guano.
tired: berries 🫐
wired: sushi 🍣
wired: sushi 🍣
Parents Are Going Broke From Their Kids’ Sushi Obsession
Raw fish has replaced pizza as a birthday party staple, prompting plenty of regret.
www.wsj.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
tired: berries 🫐
wired: sushi 🍣
wired: sushi 🍣
It doesn’t do this, but in general I highly recommend the Chrome extension Language Reactor which lets you have two sets of subtitles displayed at the same time, in Netflix and YouTube. Also useful is the auto pause feature which pauses after every line.
I’m just a girl
standing in front of Netflix
asking them why I cannot have subtitles of spoken Korean AND translations of written Korean AND closed captions of spoken English at the same time
standing in front of Netflix
asking them why I cannot have subtitles of spoken Korean AND translations of written Korean AND closed captions of spoken English at the same time
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It doesn’t do this, but in general I highly recommend the Chrome extension Language Reactor which lets you have two sets of subtitles displayed at the same time, in Netflix and YouTube. Also useful is the auto pause feature which pauses after every line.
The conductor’s score of Shostakovich’s 7th
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The conductor’s score of Shostakovich’s 7th
Sent out after the end of the year, as is right.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sent out after the end of the year, as is right.
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I'd go further. I'm with Dante. The best human existence is possible only in cities.
I'm entirely serious about this: until you internalize the view that urban America is Real America, you won't see the urgency of structural reform of an American government whose fundamental structures so disadvantage its population centers—the great engines of its prosperity, progress, & culture.
Another good practice for the New Year would be for all the non-fascists in America who want to opine about politics to really begin believing that urban America is Real America & that its denizens are The Authentic People. Get some self-respect & drop the volkish nationalist view that they're not
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'd go further. I'm with Dante. The best human existence is possible only in cities.
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There should be more swearing at swearing in ceremonies. Just let loose with a string of obscenities and afterwards say you misunderstood the concept.
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
There should be more swearing at swearing in ceremonies. Just let loose with a string of obscenities and afterwards say you misunderstood the concept.
Yes, I would like my employees to emulate the spending habits of rock stars.
“When I reached out to Brex to try to understand what its ad meant, no one answered.”
The Year of Subway Slop
AI and nonsense ads trolled us on our commutes.
www.curbed.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Yes, I would like my employees to emulate the spending habits of rock stars.