I am upgrading my view on the sequel to "Ready or Not" from "Why?" to "Mild to moderate excitement," after seeing the recent trailer. (It has David Cronenberg AND Batmanuel!)

This is now my favorite typo from any newspaper, courtesy of the Guardian (sharing because I know many of my moots are big fans of 'The Death of Stalin').

I vow to do better with my alt-texting and worse with my language. Or at least less scatalogical and more generally profane.

Christ-cocking fuckstacks.

anisota.net/harvest

Drop someone Villainous 😈🖤😈

Never willingly having purchased Castor Oil in my life (as I am not from 1919), I was shocked to discover, deep in my medicine chest, a bottle old enough to vote and die for its country.

Personally, I blame brownies hopped up on shrooms.

Fadi and Goma were the 351st and 352nd Palestinians murdered by Israel since the ceasefire.

When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with

@profanity.accountant Hm.

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

devil ray
bull shark
elk
coyote
great horned owl

I'd love a five-second-delay in comments here, like they use for live footage of events where people may say "fuck," because it would allow me to the typos I only see 1 second AFTER I type literally anything ever.

As my official responsibility as a duly designated Angel of Joy's Death, I am preemptively reminding people that Mark Kelly is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Exxon Mobil, supported Lord Dampnut's EPA pick, and supported the grossly inhumane Laken Riley Act.

Too bad she won't live! But then again, who does, Charlie Brown?

A movie that takes place where you're from

So 86 Democratic cowards voted to condemn the "horrors of socialism" (and yes, the PA Turnpike is rough sometimes but horrors seems excessive). BUT. Two voted "present," the coward's way of cowardice.

Meaning 88 Democrats are closet fascists.

Nothing in fiction can ever be too obvious again.

Dipping a plain bagel into my coffee like a doughnut because I've lost control of my life.

PATTON: Well for one thing, Bill, they're being aggressively targeted at my friend's shows. And my shows when I let my "genius" friends perform. Also disabled people. Because people forget that I'm just a rich guy. BTW thanks for the opportunity to launder my image. Be sure to catch Dave in Riyadh!

Popped on here for about ten minutes and I'd like to request that every white dude do what I'm about to do:

Shut the f**k up for a few hours. Because holy hopping bollocking shite you guys are extra awful at the moment.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.