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GubbWerks in Exile
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Queer Trekkie Old Dude on a strange and difficult path.
Erklärbär.
I practice Buddhism because I'm terrible at it.
Autistic as a motherf***er.
I love humans, all of them, but humanity is a constant disappointment.
Pinned
When all the sceptre'd crew
Have paid their Homage, due
The Guillotine
Let Freedom's flag advance
Till all the world, like France
O'er tyrants' graves shall dance
And PEACE begin.

-Joel Barlow, veteran of the Revolutionary War, 1794

A historical artifact presented sans comment.
This is now my favorite typo from any newspaper, courtesy of the Guardian (sharing because I know many of my moots are big fans of 'The Death of Stalin').
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I vow to do better with my alt-texting and worse with my language. Or at least less scatalogical and more generally profane.

Christ-cocking fuckstacks.

anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Drop someone Villainous 😈🖤😈
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Never willingly having purchased Castor Oil in my life (as I am not from 1919), I was shocked to discover, deep in my medicine chest, a bottle old enough to vote and die for its country.

Personally, I blame brownies hopped up on shrooms.
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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At $55 / $700, with 27 days left for Jan rent

I'm a 47 yr old disabled full time college sophomore and single mom, trying to better our lives.

Please help or share.

anjaloafabread on Cash App, Venmo, and PayPal.

Only need help for one month so we don't lose our home.
Thank you! 🩷
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Fadi and Goma were the 351st and 352nd Palestinians murdered by Israel since the ceasefire.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

devil ray
bull shark
elk
coyote
great horned owl
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

humpback whale
red fox
Baltimore oriole
your mom
deez nuts
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'd love a five-second-delay in comments here, like they use for live footage of events where people may say "fuck," because it would allow me to the typos I only see 1 second AFTER I type literally anything ever.
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As my official responsibility as a duly designated Angel of Joy's Death, I am preemptively reminding people that Mark Kelly is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Exxon Mobil, supported Lord Dampnut's EPA pick, and supported the grossly inhumane Laken Riley Act.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Too bad she won't live! But then again, who does, Charlie Brown?
I’m melting, melting, Charlie Brown!
Congratulations, you’re the first to survive the audition Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So 86 Democratic cowards voted to condemn the "horrors of socialism" (and yes, the PA Turnpike is rough sometimes but horrors seems excessive). BUT. Two voted "present," the coward's way of cowardice.

Meaning 88 Democrats are closet fascists.

Nothing in fiction can ever be too obvious again.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Dipping a plain bagel into my coffee like a doughnut because I've lost control of my life.
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
PATTON: Well for one thing, Bill, they're being aggressively targeted at my friend's shows. And my shows when I let my "genius" friends perform. Also disabled people. Because people forget that I'm just a rich guy. BTW thanks for the opportunity to launder my image. Be sure to catch Dave in Riyadh!
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Popped on here for about ten minutes and I'd like to request that every white dude do what I'm about to do:

Shut the f**k up for a few hours. Because holy hopping bollocking shite you guys are extra awful at the moment.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
In a world of constant nightmare garbage trash moving at ten thousand knots, I'd love a new CRPG that can run on my potato and has lots of juicy weird lore without being a punishing slog.

Can I have this? Can i *buttons.* What the hell.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM