Princess Geia 🍉
@guyoharrison.bsky.social
Artist, Writer, Mike.
Church of reformed neo Buddhism. www.guyoharrison.com
Church of reformed neo Buddhism. www.guyoharrison.com
Starting a project of making little prints from 2025 memories.
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Starting a project of making little prints from 2025 memories.
2 in a pack? What the fuck is this nonsense?
"Can you eat 3 shredded wheat"
was the strapline, the whole point was to have 3 in a pack.
We have degraded as a species.
"Can you eat 3 shredded wheat"
was the strapline, the whole point was to have 3 in a pack.
We have degraded as a species.
January 16, 2026 at 12:08 PM
2 in a pack? What the fuck is this nonsense?
"Can you eat 3 shredded wheat"
was the strapline, the whole point was to have 3 in a pack.
We have degraded as a species.
"Can you eat 3 shredded wheat"
was the strapline, the whole point was to have 3 in a pack.
We have degraded as a species.
I just inherited my Nanas old typewriter. I first used it 36 years ago. It's the size of a small hatchback and it still has the ding! Jessica Fletcher eat your heart out.
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I just inherited my Nanas old typewriter. I first used it 36 years ago. It's the size of a small hatchback and it still has the ding! Jessica Fletcher eat your heart out.
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
Shaun of the dead is on. He works in an electrical goods shop and all the TVs are massive CRT boxes, which is weird because this was only released a few years ago.
#shaunofthedead
#shaunofthedead
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Shaun of the dead is on. He works in an electrical goods shop and all the TVs are massive CRT boxes, which is weird because this was only released a few years ago.
#shaunofthedead
#shaunofthedead
I hate football.but I have to say, watching match of the day on mute while I scroll in the evening is great because it's just constant slow motion videos of handsome men with bouncing bulges in tight shorts, hugging and kissing.
New favourite show tbh.
New favourite show tbh.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I hate football.but I have to say, watching match of the day on mute while I scroll in the evening is great because it's just constant slow motion videos of handsome men with bouncing bulges in tight shorts, hugging and kissing.
New favourite show tbh.
New favourite show tbh.
Fucking #tesco
£9 for a 70cl bottle of baileys. £22 for a litre. If you can make a profit selling it for 9 quid what the fuck are you doing. Bunch of data harvesting, profiteering cunts.
£9 for a 70cl bottle of baileys. £22 for a litre. If you can make a profit selling it for 9 quid what the fuck are you doing. Bunch of data harvesting, profiteering cunts.
December 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fucking #tesco
£9 for a 70cl bottle of baileys. £22 for a litre. If you can make a profit selling it for 9 quid what the fuck are you doing. Bunch of data harvesting, profiteering cunts.
£9 for a 70cl bottle of baileys. £22 for a litre. If you can make a profit selling it for 9 quid what the fuck are you doing. Bunch of data harvesting, profiteering cunts.
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The little social group that my husband and I founded in 2017, Gay City Bowlers, became a Community Interest Company, became a National Lottery ‘good cause’, and launched into three new cities.
Every year around this time I do the same thread and it has been a lot of fun.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The little social group that my husband and I founded in 2017, Gay City Bowlers, became a Community Interest Company, became a National Lottery ‘good cause’, and launched into three new cities.
Perfect political climate to read V for Vendetta.
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Perfect political climate to read V for Vendetta.
Oh my god #EnglishTeachers is so fucking good I can't believe it's been cancelled.
EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT
EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh my god #EnglishTeachers is so fucking good I can't believe it's been cancelled.
EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT
EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT
Just stumbled on #dstingnakedUK on E4. What an interesting sociological programme.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just stumbled on #dstingnakedUK on E4. What an interesting sociological programme.
I want to follow fewer news accounts and more funny rude, whimsical accounts to remind me of how fun life is and less about how terrible it all is.
Any suggestions gratefully received.
Any suggestions gratefully received.
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I want to follow fewer news accounts and more funny rude, whimsical accounts to remind me of how fun life is and less about how terrible it all is.
Any suggestions gratefully received.
Any suggestions gratefully received.
"Only a small sample is needed, please do not send us an entire shit"
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Only a small sample is needed, please do not send us an entire shit"
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ten thousand Sikhs marched through Leicester today in a religious procession.
A young Sikh girl was interviewed and she explained the meaning of the celebration and the offering of food to all comers.
"And what's your favourite food?"
"Chips"
Iconic.
A young Sikh girl was interviewed and she explained the meaning of the celebration and the offering of food to all comers.
"And what's your favourite food?"
"Chips"
Iconic.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ten thousand Sikhs marched through Leicester today in a religious procession.
A young Sikh girl was interviewed and she explained the meaning of the celebration and the offering of food to all comers.
"And what's your favourite food?"
"Chips"
Iconic.
A young Sikh girl was interviewed and she explained the meaning of the celebration and the offering of food to all comers.
"And what's your favourite food?"
"Chips"
Iconic.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
By order of the traitors you have been murdered.
Signed the traitors
ITS BY ORDER OF THE TRAITORS WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS GONNA SIGN IT?
#traitorz
#celebritytraitors
Signed the traitors
ITS BY ORDER OF THE TRAITORS WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS GONNA SIGN IT?
#traitorz
#celebritytraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
By order of the traitors you have been murdered.
Signed the traitors
ITS BY ORDER OF THE TRAITORS WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS GONNA SIGN IT?
#traitorz
#celebritytraitors
Signed the traitors
ITS BY ORDER OF THE TRAITORS WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS GONNA SIGN IT?
#traitorz
#celebritytraitors
I wonder why people who answer their phone on the train and say "hello, yes I can't talk right now, I'm on the train"
Don't realise they can simply not answer the phone?
Don't realise they can simply not answer the phone?
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I wonder why people who answer their phone on the train and say "hello, yes I can't talk right now, I'm on the train"
Don't realise they can simply not answer the phone?
Don't realise they can simply not answer the phone?
I seem to have found myself on bonsai tiktok and I have to say it feels very healing.
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I seem to have found myself on bonsai tiktok and I have to say it feels very healing.
Charlie is pooped after decorating.
September 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Charlie is pooped after decorating.
I swear Jenny from Gogglebox is like Julie Walters in acorn antiques
When the cameras stop she's a right posh cow.
When the cameras stop she's a right posh cow.
September 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I swear Jenny from Gogglebox is like Julie Walters in acorn antiques
When the cameras stop she's a right posh cow.
When the cameras stop she's a right posh cow.
Wow I'd totally forgotten the joy at riffling through the work stationary cupboard for provisions.
Do I need a little nobbly rubber finger cover and more post its? Yes, yes I do.
Do I need a little nobbly rubber finger cover and more post its? Yes, yes I do.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Wow I'd totally forgotten the joy at riffling through the work stationary cupboard for provisions.
Do I need a little nobbly rubber finger cover and more post its? Yes, yes I do.
Do I need a little nobbly rubber finger cover and more post its? Yes, yes I do.
It's interesting enjoying a holiday while listening to a book about the inevitability societal collapse.
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It's interesting enjoying a holiday while listening to a book about the inevitability societal collapse.
Lovely lake views
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Lovely lake views