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Hazel
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Stay left. Drink beer. Watch cricket (Glos CCC). Let football ruin you (Dons with added Celtic and Roma.) Swim wherever you can. She/her
It’s genuinely frightening how much disinformation and outright lies are believed. Including by people who don’t go and do this stuff but quietly support it.
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Fingers crossed for you on that. And yes, bring on spring indeed.
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Should have put money on my Ashes prediction. I was never optimistic about this series.
Realising that there are people out there who are (were) a lot more optimistic than me about this series. I just assumed 4-1 at best (still do). #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Very nice furry animals
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Leading the line.
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Abysmal
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Lawyer unable to research law things that they will 100% be asked in an interview in an effort not to upset the leader of a rogue state, which has just seized control of a nation and carted off its president.
Govt minister Darren Jones is asked what element of international law gives the US the right to abduct the leader of another country.

Jones says he's not qualified to answer that question and he's not a spokesperson for the US administration.
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
A bloke who worked as a human rights lawyer can’t comment on a clear breach of international law?
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I woke up this morning and was horrified by the US bombing of Venezuela. Not long after, I learned of Maduro’s kidnapping and presumed it would be widely condemned. And then this.
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
When even the Celtic boozers in London are singing “sack the board” they should take note (they won’t.)
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Also of friends in the right places.
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.

Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
International law openly broken and get this from the EU. Beyond awful.
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
🤣
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
In the pub for Old Firm. Discussion on Venezuela and the old boy next to me has expressed a desire for Trump to kidnap Starmer 👀
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Thinking of everyone in Venezuela 🇻🇪 Solidarity with you and, not for the first (nor I imagine the last) time, fuck Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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Israel is saying the truth.

The rest of the world is lying.

Even our own eyes are lying.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
*were
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
They’ll do it when we are away from home with the opposition in blue.
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Shall we stay in the pub?
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Thanks!
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Not for me but how many do they get on these?
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM