@barnestoneworth
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Faith my arse. They’re just racists.
Faith and Reform: is the religious right on the rise in UK politics?
Faith and Reform: is the religious right on the rise in UK politics?
Powerful Christian figures are emerging in Britain but there are important differences from the US, where evangelism has fuelled Trump
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Faith my arse. They’re just racists.
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Have the politicians who think there is an over-diagnosis of mental health issues tried living as a regular person with a regular job/regular life in this shitty, poorly-managed, racist country recently?
Just a thought 😪
Just a thought 😪
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Have the politicians who think there is an over-diagnosis of mental health issues tried living as a regular person with a regular job/regular life in this shitty, poorly-managed, racist country recently?
Just a thought 😪
Just a thought 😪
Notification at 7.02 this morning, while doing Wordle: ‘play today’s Wordle!’
Notification from work at 7.03: ‘you have a shift starting soon’.
Ever felt like sticking your phone in the microwave on high for 10 minutes?
Notification from work at 7.03: ‘you have a shift starting soon’.
Ever felt like sticking your phone in the microwave on high for 10 minutes?
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Notification at 7.02 this morning, while doing Wordle: ‘play today’s Wordle!’
Notification from work at 7.03: ‘you have a shift starting soon’.
Ever felt like sticking your phone in the microwave on high for 10 minutes?
Notification from work at 7.03: ‘you have a shift starting soon’.
Ever felt like sticking your phone in the microwave on high for 10 minutes?
A Stranger Things Christmas special maybe?
Manger Things?
Manger Things?
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A Stranger Things Christmas special maybe?
Manger Things?
Manger Things?
Is this an Onion headline
Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Leftwing party asks members to pick between Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many
The leftwing party formed by Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana has revealed a shortlist of names for its members to pick from: Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many.
Ahead of its first conference in Liverpool this weekend, the party is asking its 50,000 members to choose what it should be called, with the result to be announced by Corbyn on Sunday. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Is this an Onion headline
A theme park dedicated to a famous political scandal from the late 70s?
Jeremy Thorpe Park?
Jeremy Thorpe Park?
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A theme park dedicated to a famous political scandal from the late 70s?
Jeremy Thorpe Park?
Jeremy Thorpe Park?
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
The fact that Yes Sir, I Can Boogie is the unofficial Scotland anthem is one of the best things that’s ever happened in football.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The fact that Yes Sir, I Can Boogie is the unofficial Scotland anthem is one of the best things that’s ever happened in football.
Imodium must be unique among medicines: something you take one dose of, that works immediately, but 2 days later you are overwhelmed by a desire to never take it again.
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Imodium must be unique among medicines: something you take one dose of, that works immediately, but 2 days later you are overwhelmed by a desire to never take it again.
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Watching DIY SOS. If Nick Knowles turned up in my garden, I'd start crying too.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Watching DIY SOS. If Nick Knowles turned up in my garden, I'd start crying too.
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This seriously undermines the dignity of Sooty and Sweep.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This seriously undermines the dignity of Sooty and Sweep.
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
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If you're tired of the biased BBC don't forget to tune in to GB News to watch shows hosted by Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson, Matthew Goodwin or Jacob Rees-Mogg. 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you're tired of the biased BBC don't forget to tune in to GB News to watch shows hosted by Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson, Matthew Goodwin or Jacob Rees-Mogg. 🤣
Still trying to get my head round the idea that someone at the BBC thought it necessary to splice 2 bits of film together in order to make Donald Trump look like a criminal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Still trying to get my head round the idea that someone at the BBC thought it necessary to splice 2 bits of film together in order to make Donald Trump look like a criminal.
Where’s your fucking poppy?
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Where’s your fucking poppy?
17yo daughter earlier: ‘Do. Politicians do firework night? Because didn’t Guy Fawkes try to blow them all up?’
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
17yo daughter earlier: ‘Do. Politicians do firework night? Because didn’t Guy Fawkes try to blow them all up?’
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Free Palestine 🖤
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Free Palestine 🖤
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
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i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
‘I just spent 30 minutes on hold talking to the lost property office, they were useless & I had to listen to that bloody song New York the whole time’.
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
‘I just spent 30 minutes on hold talking to the lost property office, they were useless & I had to listen to that bloody song New York the whole time’.
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
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"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?
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New to the middle aisle.
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New to the middle aisle.
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and that’s..
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and that’s..