Hailey. 🍉
@haileyjmos.bsky.social
@samosu_ on twitter. she/her. 405. WPS. Lover of things with paws!! 🐾 🔞MDNI!!
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eat 2 fart . . . fart 2 live
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
eat 2 fart . . . fart 2 live
knuckle tats reading HIMEJOSHI (it’s nine letters idc)
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
knuckle tats reading HIMEJOSHI (it’s nine letters idc)
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as they say, beauty is in the eye of the cuckolder
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
as they say, beauty is in the eye of the cuckolder
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my idea for a tv show is you lock bill maher and ricky gervais up on an island somewhere and thats the whole show
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
my idea for a tv show is you lock bill maher and ricky gervais up on an island somewhere and thats the whole show
‘Groove is in the Heart’ by Dee-Lite is such a unique song, perfectly encapsulating its era. Absolutely adore it and its music video. So just genuinely fun to listen to. Puts a smile on your face. Lady Miss Kier has such a lovely personality she brings to it all
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
‘Groove is in the Heart’ by Dee-Lite is such a unique song, perfectly encapsulating its era. Absolutely adore it and its music video. So just genuinely fun to listen to. Puts a smile on your face. Lady Miss Kier has such a lovely personality she brings to it all
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With Greta and Malala and whoever comes up next, they will be adored in the media until the very moment they comment on deeper issues that connect these problems. Greta was correct to point out that dropping bombs on Gaza is also bad for the environment, but that questions the status quo too much
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
With Greta and Malala and whoever comes up next, they will be adored in the media until the very moment they comment on deeper issues that connect these problems. Greta was correct to point out that dropping bombs on Gaza is also bad for the environment, but that questions the status quo too much
so deep into the good side of the internet that i haven’t seen anyone upset about chappell’s outfit 🥰
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
so deep into the good side of the internet that i haven’t seen anyone upset about chappell’s outfit 🥰
while in Pennsylvania, there is also Glen Campbell, but with no relation to the singer!
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
while in Pennsylvania, there is also Glen Campbell, but with no relation to the singer!
i’ve known about punxsutawney phil my whole life but i only now learned his prophecies are foretold in a place called “gobbler’s knob”
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i’ve known about punxsutawney phil my whole life but i only now learned his prophecies are foretold in a place called “gobbler’s knob”
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ummm... so THAT just happened....
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
ummm... so THAT just happened....
“Joe Barely Cares” for Joe Barry Carroll has gotta be one of my favorite(?) mean nicknames for a player ever
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
“Joe Barely Cares” for Joe Barry Carroll has gotta be one of my favorite(?) mean nicknames for a player ever
y’all wanted the files released so bad and now they is and you turned them into memes and denied the parts about your dear leader. great job
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
y’all wanted the files released so bad and now they is and you turned them into memes and denied the parts about your dear leader. great job
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reactionaries learning they serve capital
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 AM
reactionaries learning they serve capital
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
trading james harden for darius garland
February 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
trading james harden for darius garland
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Clippers fans get a new subplot every 6 weeks man
February 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Clippers fans get a new subplot every 6 weeks man
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Lesbian,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Lesbian,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM