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Gift article. An excellent read on how the rest of the world is joining Canada

#CanadaStrong #FuckTrump #canpoli

The Globalization of Canadian Rage www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/o...
Opinion | The Globalization of Canadian Rage
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
“trump is over, if you want it.”

—John Lennon, essentially
"No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” ― Edward R. Murrow
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Not all opinions need to be illustrated with inherently shitty AI cartoons.

In fact, none of them do.

Will die on this hill.
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Not all opinions need to be illustrated with inherently shitty AI cartoons.

In fact, none of them do.

Will die on this hill.
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Speedy Gonzales says what about the Libs wanting to "sneak by" a reporter?
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Ugh, that guy who invites himself to the party.
The most ridiculous over reach in international diplomacy since Rudolf Hess crashed his plane in Scotland.
This numptie needs a handler.
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
FFS. We don’t need this bullshit.
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
THANK YOU!

I find all such jokes disheartening, regardless of which side is doing it.
I get that Jesse is on the right side here and is probably joking but it’s astounding how casual we have become about moving borders. How about we all respect everyone’s sovereignty, collaborate where we can and work on our own problems?
Jesse Ventura on Minnesota joining Canada: "We could become 'Minnitoba' ... We're being attacked right now by our own president. And I'm going to tell you this. I call his people the Gestapo."
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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What’s with the recent Harper hard-on from the US-owned National Post? Four articles in the last couple of days.

#cdnpoli
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
What’s with the recent Harper hard-on from the US-owned National Post? Four articles in the last couple of days.

#cdnpoli
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
And despite all those advantages, he barely beat Carney‘s 85% result.

#cdnpoli
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Conservatives: Ehh, we got nothing.
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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🇨🇦"What happened next, she says, was a blur, as she was surrounded by multiple officers with guns drawn shouting instructions at her."

This is horrifying. I hope Canadians have stopped being smug about law enforcement up here.
"I couldn't understand, there were a lot of instructions ... I remember thinking if I made the wrong move, there are so many weapons pointed at me, I could die. I really felt like my life was at risk."

School trustee arrested in case of mistaken identity

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Mistaken identity leads to police drawing weapons and handcuffing school trustee in her own vehicle | CBC News
Prince George, B.C., school trustee says she's shaken and scared after being surrounded by police with their guns drawn and then put in handcuffs, in what RCMP say was a case of mistaken identity.
www.cbc.ca
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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There is an old word to describe going to a foreign power and asking for their assistance in breaking up a sovereign country — it’s treason.

Canadians are standing together in defence of this beautiful land. 🇨🇦
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Good lord, what a waste of time and energy.
Just think about what would be happening in the US right now if Kamala had been elected.
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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The most publicity he’s had in over 30 years, and shucks, suddenly he’s all shy about the spotlight.

#abpoli
#cdnpoli
'Not going to get a yes or no': Paul Brandt refuses to share stance on separation after controversial social media post
Paul Brandt refused to say whether or not he believes Alberta should leave Canada after a controversial social media post.
calgaryherald.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Easy AND peasy! What more could you ask for?
Everyone who is sick and tired of American owned media gaslighting Canadians please sign this petition:
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6879 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Well, someone didn’t read the poem.

MAGAs suddenly worried that Trumppopotamus may start "infringing" their Thought & Prayer devices.

#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
Man who wouldn't wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A man who refused to wear a mask to protect other people in 2020 has declared he has no problem wearing one while shooting them.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The most publicity he’s had in over 30 years, and shucks, suddenly he’s all shy about the spotlight.

#abpoli
#cdnpoli
'Not going to get a yes or no': Paul Brandt refuses to share stance on separation after controversial social media post
Paul Brandt refused to say whether or not he believes Alberta should leave Canada after a controversial social media post.
calgaryherald.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Waiting for midterms that will not be normal midterms is not a strategy.
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Those who are assigned to her security should be fired. Inexcusable at this point in time.
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This was just eight months ago.

I think someone whose heyday was in the 1990’s is just hurtin’ for some attention.

#cdnpoli
“I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold for myself and all mankind.” ~John G. Diefenbaker
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Dude whose heyday was in the 1990’s hasn’t put out a record in 14 years.

How is he relevant?
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM