half/moon
@halfslashmoon.bsky.social
sometimes i do something the Normal amount, decide i like it, and then do it Too Much and make myself more and more miserable until i break. so i've been eating peppercorns.
January 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
sometimes i do something the Normal amount, decide i like it, and then do it Too Much and make myself more and more miserable until i break. so i've been eating peppercorns.
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nobody told me how often i would accidentally sit on my cat
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
nobody told me how often i would accidentally sit on my cat
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to dust this one off again
they are going to steal her balls
January 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
they are going to steal her balls
they're not into milking anymore. now unmilking is all anyone talks about
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
they're not into milking anymore. now unmilking is all anyone talks about
in 2025 my year's compass pointed toward "healing" and that theme held pretty strong. worries me that that compass is now pointing toward "big squid."
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
in 2025 my year's compass pointed toward "healing" and that theme held pretty strong. worries me that that compass is now pointing toward "big squid."
evil emails from evil sources to close the year.
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
evil emails from evil sources to close the year.
he mr on my world til i wide
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
he mr on my world til i wide
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hunking out with the hunkster
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
hunking out with the hunkster
not the biggest problem with their behavior but hurts my heart to watch billionaires strip Tolkien's work down to classy-sounding aesthetics
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
not the biggest problem with their behavior but hurts my heart to watch billionaires strip Tolkien's work down to classy-sounding aesthetics
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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no wonder Cribl is gobbling up Splunk clients
March 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
no wonder Cribl is gobbling up Splunk clients
operating on just such a level of aceness that i am like the joker in the "start pounding, joker" video
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
operating on just such a level of aceness that i am like the joker in the "start pounding, joker" video
why do we, readers and viewers and theatergoers, get to look directly at Medusa
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
why do we, readers and viewers and theatergoers, get to look directly at Medusa
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
when something becomes increasingly commercialized, it is in the process of being captured by the wealthy
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
when something becomes increasingly commercialized, it is in the process of being captured by the wealthy
[building a spreadsheet to compare some possible choices]
what a rush!
what a rush!
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
[building a spreadsheet to compare some possible choices]
what a rush!
what a rush!
it is insane to me how many crises of the present day can be directly blamed on gamers
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
it is insane to me how many crises of the present day can be directly blamed on gamers
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jingle jorts jingle jorts, jingle my reports
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
jingle jorts jingle jorts, jingle my reports
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Like desperadoes they tugged and they strained, till the welcome cry was heard
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Like desperadoes they tugged and they strained, till the welcome cry was heard