half/moon
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I encourage you to stop on in to the 'Shale and Well Met' for a pint of.. well, I'm not sure what. But boy is the company great!
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I encourage you to stop on in to the 'Shale and Well Met' for a pint of.. well, I'm not sure what. But boy is the company great!
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evil
He pleaded with them to stop but they just “laughed at me and hit me again.”
“They were very racist people,” he said. “No one insulted them, neither me nor the other person they detained me with. It was their character, their racism toward us, for being immigrants.”
“They were very racist people,” he said. “No one insulted them, neither me nor the other person they detained me with. It was their character, their racism toward us, for being immigrants.”
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
evil
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this came to me in a dream
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
this came to me in a dream
Not to be a Shows Enjoyer on main or something but The Pitt is so good that it kind of haunts me spiritually when I'm not actively watching it
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Not to be a Shows Enjoyer on main or something but The Pitt is so good that it kind of haunts me spiritually when I'm not actively watching it
i give it like 3 months before we see "she wet on my jet till i swiffer" on a brand account and i want them to know they aren't the first to think of it
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
i give it like 3 months before we see "she wet on my jet till i swiffer" on a brand account and i want them to know they aren't the first to think of it
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Your mountainish inhumanity
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Your mountainish inhumanity
*peeling up wallpaper* oh hi mold. you're still there. you look a little bigger now
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
*peeling up wallpaper* oh hi mold. you're still there. you look a little bigger now
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gay sex
Dude! You have a sweet body!
I wanna open a body shop of my own,
but this town's already got one.
I wanna open a body shop of my own,
but this town's already got one.
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
gay sex
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a fieldmouse born in the warm lap of june seeing an autumn leaf fall for the first time:
THAT'S THE END OF THE FIRST SEASON?!?!?!?!??
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
a fieldmouse born in the warm lap of june seeing an autumn leaf fall for the first time:
no pix because I was driving a car (on NASTY roads) but I want everyone to know I saw a FOX and it had a BIG TAIL and watched me from the side of the road and it was so small and looked so soft!!!
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 AM
no pix because I was driving a car (on NASTY roads) but I want everyone to know I saw a FOX and it had a BIG TAIL and watched me from the side of the road and it was so small and looked so soft!!!
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fucking cool man. i love receiving emails. i love having an AI decide to read my emails
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
fucking cool man. i love receiving emails. i love having an AI decide to read my emails
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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take it, and taste it
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
take it, and taste it
so help me, i am going to connect my body to the mycelial network if it kills me
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
so help me, i am going to connect my body to the mycelial network if it kills me
Me: Thank G-d my cat is starting to relax and eat a little of her food. We even got a bit of her pain medicine down today. I think she's getting closer to normal.
My neighbor across the street: Welp, it's a snowy Saturday morning. Time to get some pistol practice
My neighbor across the street: Welp, it's a snowy Saturday morning. Time to get some pistol practice
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Me: Thank G-d my cat is starting to relax and eat a little of her food. We even got a bit of her pain medicine down today. I think she's getting closer to normal.
My neighbor across the street: Welp, it's a snowy Saturday morning. Time to get some pistol practice
My neighbor across the street: Welp, it's a snowy Saturday morning. Time to get some pistol practice
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she stab on my kidney til i die
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
she stab on my kidney til i die
Cats reign undefeated among freaks. Never seen a human get so horny they throw up
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Cats reign undefeated among freaks. Never seen a human get so horny they throw up
im feeding them
January 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
im feeding them
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Can't believe they made a Ram Ranch with actual rams.
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Can't believe they made a Ram Ranch with actual rams.