half/moon
@halfslashmoon.bsky.social
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no wonder Cribl is gobbling up Splunk clients
March 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
no wonder Cribl is gobbling up Splunk clients
operating on just such a level of aceness that i am like the joker in the "start pounding, joker" video
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
operating on just such a level of aceness that i am like the joker in the "start pounding, joker" video
why do we, readers and viewers and theatergoers, get to look directly at Medusa
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
why do we, readers and viewers and theatergoers, get to look directly at Medusa
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
when something becomes increasingly commercialized, it is in the process of being captured by the wealthy
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
when something becomes increasingly commercialized, it is in the process of being captured by the wealthy
[building a spreadsheet to compare some possible choices]
what a rush!
what a rush!
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
[building a spreadsheet to compare some possible choices]
what a rush!
what a rush!
it is insane to me how many crises of the present day can be directly blamed on gamers
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
it is insane to me how many crises of the present day can be directly blamed on gamers
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jingle jorts jingle jorts, jingle my reports
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
jingle jorts jingle jorts, jingle my reports
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Like desperadoes they tugged and they strained, till the welcome cry was heard
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Like desperadoes they tugged and they strained, till the welcome cry was heard
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Mostly I think they have a good demonstrated ethos at Larian and I'm hopeful that they will not fully slide down the AI hole. But even just for ideation - I don't think ChatGPT could ever have imagined a location like Fort Joy. I think it would have pushed a designer to flatten Fort Joy to death
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Mostly I think they have a good demonstrated ethos at Larian and I'm hopeful that they will not fully slide down the AI hole. But even just for ideation - I don't think ChatGPT could ever have imagined a location like Fort Joy. I think it would have pushed a designer to flatten Fort Joy to death
terfs helped to ensure that cis women must be visibly emboobed by law
In addition to this administration trying to kill kids, and they're also coming for our binders? OUR BINDERS.
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
terfs helped to ensure that cis women must be visibly emboobed by law
I can't wait for like literal decades of "well we can't just flip flop on policy, we need to leave all this nightmarish shit on the books"
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I can't wait for like literal decades of "well we can't just flip flop on policy, we need to leave all this nightmarish shit on the books"
me, with a suspiciously cow tools shaped belly:
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
me, with a suspiciously cow tools shaped belly:
[terminator voice] your foster parents suck ass
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[terminator voice] your foster parents suck ass
as of today due to family medical history im old enough to get probed by the doctors
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
as of today due to family medical history im old enough to get probed by the doctors
wearing a shirt with subway surfers on it so people don't get bored staring longingly at my face
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
wearing a shirt with subway surfers on it so people don't get bored staring longingly at my face
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we're back baby
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
we're back baby
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!