Handel
@handelgamer.bsky.social
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Just a gal. Just your layabout gal. Married to @wordybird. Syngigeim Usynlonwyn @ Excalibur and more other places #FFXIV #Splatoon #Sims4
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yo-yo-yoshiko.bsky.social
October 11: Green
#kamenrider #kamenriderblade #fanart #tokutober
A colored illustration mainly in green tones of Hajime and Kenzaki from Kamen Rider Blade sitting back to back.  Kenzaki sits with his arms folded over his knees, head tilted up with eyes closed.  Hajime turns back slightly to look, hand supporting himself on the ground behind him, fingers reaching up slightly.  Green drips from the top of the canvas, separating the two.
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
This is a really good article, and as an inveterate shitposter, I keep asking where the adults are.

I don’t *want* to be protesting! I don’t *want* to be arrested for standing up to oppression!! I want a boring government that works and takes care of everyone and I can go be stupid online!!!
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whothepuck.bsky.social
Logging on and seeing trans folks trying to throw teenagers experimenting with identities and sexualities under the bus
SpongeBob meme "wait you guys actually are still having queer discourse/infighting,  I thought we've already established were all maggots in the eyes of the state"
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nozdraws.art
We all knew it was never about the porn. But if your normie bros wanna keep torrenting their marble and star worms they're gonna have to actually take the gooners seriously for once.
mikestabile.bsky.social
Buried in Michigan's antiporn bill is a provision to effectively outlaw "circumvention tools," such as VPNs.

Mark my words: legislators will increasingly leverage porn panic to restrict or ban VPNs, and to limit internet privacy far beyond adult sites.
Experts raise privacy concerns over Michigan bill targeting pornography and VPNs
Rep. Josh Schriver, the bill’s sponsor, says the law is designed to target only producers and distributors of pornography, not everyday internet users.
www.wilx.com
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housequay.bsky.social
𝙔𝙤𝙟𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚

Xion [sketch] - Kingdom Hearts
#kingdomhearts #fanart
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grasslamb.bsky.social
Make sure to read the whole thread because it's great, but Gen 1 was held together with a hope, prayer, and sht ton of ductape. Only reason why Gold/Sliver is the it is was because Iwata was a literal programming god.
comfybasilisk.bsky.social
what the fuck do you MEAN you can evolve eevee into jolteon in gen 1 by getting into a trainer battle, levelling eevee up, switching to growlithe, and finishing the battle with growlithe, because growlithe's pokemon index is the same as thunder stone's item index. WHAT. WHATTT
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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keeperofthemoon.gay
male viera in the club hitting that /cpose
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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milph.mom
Mom @milph.mom · 1d
Miller: Our agents are battling hand-to-hand with Antifa in the streets every night.

Footage of A Tifa:
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darkonius-mavakar.itch.io
Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:
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maethefinch.bsky.social
There might be worse things than the end of the world. 🗡️ #slaytheprincess #slaytober #fanart #horror #horrorgames #indiegames
Fanart of the video game Slay the Princess, showing the crow like player character reaching toward a broken mirror of the princesses in various forms, with the Happily Ever After Princess reaching through to you from a field of stars beyond the mirror.
handelgamer.bsky.social
I have wanted this boy ever since that sidequest in EW. After a hell of a run in the Altiascope in which the tank dropped and I struggled with a not-great healer and dps until we finally got a tank, I have recieved the karmatic jackpot.

The boy is home.
A screenshot of FFXIV. A tiny troll is being petted by a Red Mage garbbed Roegadyn in front of a building.
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cait.bsky.social
YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
npr.org
NPR @npr.org · 1d
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
n.pr
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galacticidiots.bsky.social
I like the way that people who love each other borrow quirks and habits, mirror smiles and laughter. I like that bodies sync up, pulled by the same heartstrings.
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johnrogers.bsky.social
A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.
liberalcurrents.com
“The problem with billionaires isn’t that they’re hoarding money that would otherwise pay for a Scandinavian social utopia. It’s that their money has become a source of wildly distorted political power that allows a few men with extremist views to wreak havoc on the rest of us.”
Billionaires Are Hoarding Power, Not Money
Billionaire money has become a source of wildly distorted political power that allows a few men with extremist views to wreak havoc on the rest of us.
www.liberalcurrents.com
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yew.etheirys.social
every time i pick up a pomander of steel i think whats heavier. a pomander of steel, or a pomander of feathers
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mads-in-zero.bsky.social
It's kinda beautiful that lowtax has become a sort of malevolent representation of the concept of a moderator ego spiral. Like, the kinda way they canonize Saints.
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diardri.bsky.social
Old work from 2023

"As a support DPS main getting both dance partner and the gross dragoon eyeball in the same raid made me feel like i was in a period drama being courted by two different eligible bachelors"

Remember what they took away from dragoons (again)

#ffxiv #ff14 #finalfantasyxiv