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He/Him. 23 years old. Dozen Inch Dick (formerly referred to as Dissociative Identity Disorder). Trans. Religious Syncretic. Bachelor’s in psych, minor in marketing, master’s in serving cunt. Microbat. Taken by a handsome Megabat who is tall and pretty!!!!
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How my 6’8” husband takes a nap vs. how I take a nap
What if Shrek was named Shriek and spat blood
July 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
What if Shrek was named Shriek and spat blood
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When my dog is getting weighed I make sure to take off his leash, and I know he’d do the same for me
July 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When my dog is getting weighed I make sure to take off his leash, and I know he’d do the same for me
I spent most of today drifting in and out of sleep, allowing memories to fade into dreams. Somatic flashbacks were gently twinkling in and out, on various parts of my body. Like comets in the sky— fleeting yet cherished. It was so cathartic and relaxing. It felt like I was at the spa
Am I going to actually apply this to my life? Hell no! I’m going to continue to operate like the Terminator. But when I do actually experience acute symptoms more than once without them instantly going away, a big part of me is like “thank fucking god. Finally”
This is actually healthy at times. Traumatic events should generally be at least a slight net negative (that is then negated by positive experiences over time). Being expected to constantly optimize the hell out of any traumatic event and reduce non-useful symptoms to zero asap has taught me this
July 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spent most of today drifting in and out of sleep, allowing memories to fade into dreams. Somatic flashbacks were gently twinkling in and out, on various parts of my body. Like comets in the sky— fleeting yet cherished. It was so cathartic and relaxing. It felt like I was at the spa
Am I going to actually apply this to my life? Hell no! I’m going to continue to operate like the Terminator. But when I do actually experience acute symptoms more than once without them instantly going away, a big part of me is like “thank fucking god. Finally”
This is actually healthy at times. Traumatic events should generally be at least a slight net negative (that is then negated by positive experiences over time). Being expected to constantly optimize the hell out of any traumatic event and reduce non-useful symptoms to zero asap has taught me this
July 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Am I going to actually apply this to my life? Hell no! I’m going to continue to operate like the Terminator. But when I do actually experience acute symptoms more than once without them instantly going away, a big part of me is like “thank fucking god. Finally”
This is actually healthy at times. Traumatic events should generally be at least a slight net negative (that is then negated by positive experiences over time). Being expected to constantly optimize the hell out of any traumatic event and reduce non-useful symptoms to zero asap has taught me this
July 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is actually healthy at times. Traumatic events should generally be at least a slight net negative (that is then negated by positive experiences over time). Being expected to constantly optimize the hell out of any traumatic event and reduce non-useful symptoms to zero asap has taught me this
Believe it or not, humans with brain damage that specifically impacts their ability to understand language have an incredible grasp of the tone of verbal messages, making them excellent low detectors. Your dog absolutely understands your sentiment!
July 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Believe it or not, humans with brain damage that specifically impacts their ability to understand language have an incredible grasp of the tone of verbal messages, making them excellent low detectors. Your dog absolutely understands your sentiment!
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omg they even ate the bones
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
omg they even ate the bones
How people in first world countries view the wealth gap vs. how it really is:
June 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How people in first world countries view the wealth gap vs. how it really is:
How my 6’8” husband takes a nap vs. how I take a nap
June 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How my 6’8” husband takes a nap vs. how I take a nap
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People: He’s so beefy. Why do you headcanon him as transfem?
Me:
Me:
June 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
People: He’s so beefy. Why do you headcanon him as transfem?
Me:
Me:
Real footage of me getting one final horrendous flashback to finish off college then instantly banging out three 60+ point assignments and taking my Social Studies grade from an F to a C- in under an hour before 11:59pm on the last day to hand in assignments, thus allowing me to graduate
June 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Real footage of me getting one final horrendous flashback to finish off college then instantly banging out three 60+ point assignments and taking my Social Studies grade from an F to a C- in under an hour before 11:59pm on the last day to hand in assignments, thus allowing me to graduate
Actual image of me when I took four Benadryls not realizing I have an unusual reaction to it that makes it WAY stronger for me than anyone else and started silently BUGGING out in the middle of class
June 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Actual image of me when I took four Benadryls not realizing I have an unusual reaction to it that makes it WAY stronger for me than anyone else and started silently BUGGING out in the middle of class
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Watch for the weather, stay for the sleeping corgi
June 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Watch for the weather, stay for the sleeping corgi
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I feel like I know stuff then I find out more stuff. Does it ever end
June 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I feel like I know stuff then I find out more stuff. Does it ever end
For some reason I have a feeling something really magical will happen soon. Something that will make everything I’ve been experiencing for the past 5-11 years worth it. I know I say that a lot to myself, but now all of my former commitments are severed (save for one, which isn’t all that binding).
June 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
For some reason I have a feeling something really magical will happen soon. Something that will make everything I’ve been experiencing for the past 5-11 years worth it. I know I say that a lot to myself, but now all of my former commitments are severed (save for one, which isn’t all that binding).
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Interesting. This morning in my half-asleep state I realized that the new generations go with the ebb and flow of how words are being used rather than obeying a specific set of documents detailing how they should be used. That is to say, your definition was always recognized, Webster is late!
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Interesting. This morning in my half-asleep state I realized that the new generations go with the ebb and flow of how words are being used rather than obeying a specific set of documents detailing how they should be used. That is to say, your definition was always recognized, Webster is late!
A lot of the stuff of the Bluesky algorithm makes me viscerally cringe. Either Bluesky adds a downvote button or I’m switching back to twt
June 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A lot of the stuff of the Bluesky algorithm makes me viscerally cringe. Either Bluesky adds a downvote button or I’m switching back to twt
Communists fail to realize that Communism would change nothing except instead of having any money of your own you give it all to Trump, making him a Trillionaire.
June 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Communists fail to realize that Communism would change nothing except instead of having any money of your own you give it all to Trump, making him a Trillionaire.
Sadly, I am only kidding. I get a sick, pathological satisfaction from knowing my body has in fact experienced the stupid things my mind shows me at 3am
“Hey did you hear about that book called The Body Keeps The—“ I fucking KNOW the body keeps the score. I want it to stop doing that
June 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sadly, I am only kidding. I get a sick, pathological satisfaction from knowing my body has in fact experienced the stupid things my mind shows me at 3am
“Hey did you hear about that book called The Body Keeps The—“ I fucking KNOW the body keeps the score. I want it to stop doing that
June 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Hey did you hear about that book called The Body Keeps The—“ I fucking KNOW the body keeps the score. I want it to stop doing that
When two people in the polycule are affectionately sniffing the third bc they smell pretty
June 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When two people in the polycule are affectionately sniffing the third bc they smell pretty
“Are you a dim or a sub? Or perhaps a switch?”
Please. When I get a partner we will both be domming each other at the same time. Neither of us will be submitting. It will look scary and incomprehensible to anyone who’s unfortunate enough to witness it.
Please. When I get a partner we will both be domming each other at the same time. Neither of us will be submitting. It will look scary and incomprehensible to anyone who’s unfortunate enough to witness it.
June 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Are you a dim or a sub? Or perhaps a switch?”
Please. When I get a partner we will both be domming each other at the same time. Neither of us will be submitting. It will look scary and incomprehensible to anyone who’s unfortunate enough to witness it.
Please. When I get a partner we will both be domming each other at the same time. Neither of us will be submitting. It will look scary and incomprehensible to anyone who’s unfortunate enough to witness it.
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“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
April 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes