Hasan
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A little bit biryani, a little bit brisket
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
That halftime fucking ruled
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
That halftime fucking ruled
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even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him
I’ve got a conspiracy theory around lines at South Asian restaurants. Call me “Queue a naan”
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I’ve got a conspiracy theory around lines at South Asian restaurants. Call me “Queue a naan”
When I say “nothing from me” at the end of a meeting
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
When I say “nothing from me” at the end of a meeting
Sleet is frozen precipitation with commitment issues
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Sleet is frozen precipitation with commitment issues
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This must be that leftist state-sponsored persecution of christians I've heard so much about
As clergy pray, arrests begin
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This must be that leftist state-sponsored persecution of christians I've heard so much about
Quebec French curse words are hilarious. Wdym “chalice” and “tabernacle” are bad words??
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Quebec French curse words are hilarious. Wdym “chalice” and “tabernacle” are bad words??
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so you should just know, if Indiana can win a national title, there's no reason for you to not have hope about...well, everything and anything
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 AM
so you should just know, if Indiana can win a national title, there's no reason for you to not have hope about...well, everything and anything
Caleb Williams, you mad lad
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Caleb Williams, you mad lad
We need to talk about the fact that Boris Johnson is going to be a guest lecturer at Miami
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
We need to talk about the fact that Boris Johnson is going to be a guest lecturer at Miami
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
I first learned about Aaron Burr from a milk commercial
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I first learned about Aaron Burr from a milk commercial
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Printing out Mapquest directions
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Printing out Mapquest directions
This season was a dream. Wreck ‘em
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This season was a dream. Wreck ‘em
Fun fact, the Miami Hurricanes have won as many playoff games at AT&T Stadium in the past 10 years as the Dallas Cowboys
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Fun fact, the Miami Hurricanes have won as many playoff games at AT&T Stadium in the past 10 years as the Dallas Cowboys
Roc said “fuck slave owners”
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Roc said “fuck slave owners”
I was at the 2011 Texas Tech-Oklahoma state game where we were down by 60 at halftime and the TCU game where TCU ran out of touchdown fireworks. This is all so damn surreal
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I was at the 2011 Texas Tech-Oklahoma state game where we were down by 60 at halftime and the TCU game where TCU ran out of touchdown fireworks. This is all so damn surreal
Welcome to college football Saturday
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Welcome to college football Saturday