E. Perkins 🎃
@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social
Occasional artist, filthy casual WoW player, enjoyer of cute and spooky things. Epers on the other place. Dumbly shy about following back people I don't actually know. Please don't take it personally. 🍉🌈 No AI
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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Oh nothing, just Trump making racist jokes and laughing at himself right after announcing the tragic death of a National Guard who was shot because him.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh nothing, just Trump making racist jokes and laughing at himself right after announcing the tragic death of a National Guard who was shot because him.
HEY, HAPPY.
>> THANKSGIVIN
>> THANKSGIVIN
I feel like a little kid #KPDH #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
HEY, HAPPY.
>> THANKSGIVIN
>> THANKSGIVIN
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What's a seemingly simple nearly pointless skill you learned from a friend that's stuck with you forever?
For me, it's how to tear open fast food sauce packets with my teeth. Super helpful, especially at Taco Bell, don't have to set fragile tacos down to add more sauce.
For me, it's how to tear open fast food sauce packets with my teeth. Super helpful, especially at Taco Bell, don't have to set fragile tacos down to add more sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What's a seemingly simple nearly pointless skill you learned from a friend that's stuck with you forever?
For me, it's how to tear open fast food sauce packets with my teeth. Super helpful, especially at Taco Bell, don't have to set fragile tacos down to add more sauce.
For me, it's how to tear open fast food sauce packets with my teeth. Super helpful, especially at Taco Bell, don't have to set fragile tacos down to add more sauce.
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Coworker at Kinko's said I was an honorary chick.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Coworker at Kinko's said I was an honorary chick.
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I don't think we're going to have a successful Amazon boycott till we break their monopoly on indie books.
They have a clever strategy to build their monopoly, which any functional government would have banned: if you want your indie book listed in Kindle Unlimited, you have to be exclusive. 🧵
They have a clever strategy to build their monopoly, which any functional government would have banned: if you want your indie book listed in Kindle Unlimited, you have to be exclusive. 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I don't think we're going to have a successful Amazon boycott till we break their monopoly on indie books.
They have a clever strategy to build their monopoly, which any functional government would have banned: if you want your indie book listed in Kindle Unlimited, you have to be exclusive. 🧵
They have a clever strategy to build their monopoly, which any functional government would have banned: if you want your indie book listed in Kindle Unlimited, you have to be exclusive. 🧵
Pizza
Money
Pussy
Hey, two out of three ain't bad.
Money
Pussy
Hey, two out of three ain't bad.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Pizza
Money
Pussy
Hey, two out of three ain't bad.
Money
Pussy
Hey, two out of three ain't bad.
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Ugh. I hate doing these, but I gotta fix a jam that I can’t seem to own jam on my own.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rikki...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rikki...
Donate to Help Rikki and Tavisha Fix a Jam and Cover Essential Costs, organized by Rikki Simons
I have several jobs I work at once (voice actor, sound designe… Rikki Simons needs your support for Help Rikki and Tavisha Fix a Jam and Cover Essential Costs
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ugh. I hate doing these, but I gotta fix a jam that I can’t seem to own jam on my own.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rikki...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rikki...
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
Bodega would be a good cat name.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Bodega would be a good cat name.
There's an Imes cat food commercial with Garfield and Jon at the vet, but it ends before Jon drinks the dog cum.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There's an Imes cat food commercial with Garfield and Jon at the vet, but it ends before Jon drinks the dog cum.
I really should buzz my hair off again. It's doing half Wolverine and half Steve Bannon, so yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I really should buzz my hair off again. It's doing half Wolverine and half Steve Bannon, so yeah.
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Medieval peasants would get the equivalent of an office pizza party when their lord required them to do extra work (a boonwork day). They’d get good bread, ale, beef and fish like this 15th century recipe for Barbel Boylled. youtu.be/CFXuZAGEO5c?...
How to Eat Like a Medieval Peasant
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Medieval peasants would get the equivalent of an office pizza party when their lord required them to do extra work (a boonwork day). They’d get good bread, ale, beef and fish like this 15th century recipe for Barbel Boylled. youtu.be/CFXuZAGEO5c?...
All The Tim Traveller videos are fun and interesting, but this one is extra cool, I think.
youtu.be/KxYzZK9c1w0?...
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This Road Goes Straight Through A Major Prehistoric Cave
YouTube video by The Tim Traveller
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
All The Tim Traveller videos are fun and interesting, but this one is extra cool, I think.
youtu.be/KxYzZK9c1w0?...
youtu.be/KxYzZK9c1w0?...
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
So tired but I don't want to go to bed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
So tired but I don't want to go to bed.
We should be able to stick the heel in some dirt and grow more bread.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We should be able to stick the heel in some dirt and grow more bread.
One does not simply walk into Mordor, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
One does not simply walk into Mordor, Charlie Brown
Ordered two double cheese burgers with one of the patties on the side. I got two single cheese burgers with a patty on the side. So one was just a bun. They tried fixing it... Wound up with one double cheese, two more patties on the said, and one more bun.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Ordered two double cheese burgers with one of the patties on the side. I got two single cheese burgers with a patty on the side. So one was just a bun. They tried fixing it... Wound up with one double cheese, two more patties on the said, and one more bun.
Man, I just about solo carried a whole Remix raid finder group against Kil'Jaeden just now. But, being me, I wiped to the enrage at less than 1%. Felt like such an ass for wasting everyone's time. But they seemed cool with it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Man, I just about solo carried a whole Remix raid finder group against Kil'Jaeden just now. But, being me, I wiped to the enrage at less than 1%. Felt like such an ass for wasting everyone's time. But they seemed cool with it.