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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 20h

I wrote some upsetting and funny horror books!

1. SUMMER IS ENDED: Slasher movies always forget summer camps are filled with children.

asofterworld.com/joey/summer....

2. UNDEAD GRANDMOTHER: Family can forgive, but let's make it gross enough so the reader won't!

asofterworld.com/joey/grandmo...

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · Jun 20

My book of dirty stories is full of math, ghosts, chess and country music. It is sweet and kind and just a bit bewildering. The Girl who Couldn't Come is back in print after almost ten years, and it is perfect for reading out loud to someone who feels too far away.

asofterworld.com/joey/stories...

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 2d

just another day in the murmuring ever

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 4d

My out-of-print Summer Camp horror novel is back! THE SUMMER IS ENDED AND WE ARE NOT YET SAVED is available in time for Halloween.

Bible Camp Bloodbath.

asofterworld.com/joey/summer....

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 6d

October!

This year I wrote a horror novel called UNDEAD HUNGRY GRANDMOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY. It's a demented and unrepentant splatterpunk love story about a girl and her grandmother.

You can find it here:

asofterworld.com/joey/grandmo...

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 4d

"don't be evil"

I'd settle for "Don't be fucking incompetent AI slop"

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 4d

My out-of-print Summer Camp horror novel is back! THE SUMMER IS ENDED AND WE ARE NOT YET SAVED is available in time for Halloween.

Bible Camp Bloodbath.

asofterworld.com/joey/summer....

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 6d

October!

This year I wrote a horror novel called UNDEAD HUNGRY GRANDMOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY. It's a demented and unrepentant splatterpunk love story about a girl and her grandmother.

You can find it here:

asofterworld.com/joey/grandmo...

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 8d

www.patreon.com/posts/140229...

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 8d

I lay in bed and think and think.

I can get detached for a while, for weeks, sometimes. But then it will rain on my stupid head.

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 8d

Sitting inside all day, I forget the rain and the wind, let alone the feeling of a toad hopping around inside my cupped hands. I want to write and create something that is beautiful or touching. I want to express those parts of myself and so I stay inside a lot.

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 8d

Do you remember walking through the woods and finding thumbnail-sized toads hopping in the gravel and dirt? Little, dry, bumpy-skinned creatures. How can something be so small?

Do you remember foxes? Do you remember how bright foxes are, like a flash in a far off field?

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 8d

Today I got rained on. I forgot how alive you feel when out of nowhere it just starts POURING rain. Nature hides in the background a lot of the time, and then suddenly it is so powerful and all around you that it feels like everything. You feel like an idiot for forgetting it at all.

A photo of Joey sitting with friends in front of a firepit in the evening.

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 8d

In 2022 I uploaded almost 100 hours of detailed video reviews of different diecast cars.

I only note this for future historians who need proof that in addition to being a brilliant writer, I'm also autistic AND I have a sexy voice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2XB...

Showcase 15: Gorgeous cars. Hot Wheels, Poprace & Co, Johnny Lightning, Lada Sputnik (Samara),

YouTube video by Joey likes diecast cars

www.youtube.com

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 13d

you see it too!

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 13d

a cartoon man is holding up a book titled what i do in the dark

ALT: a cartoon man is holding up a book titled what i do in the dark

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · Jun 13

it is friday the 13th. maybe it would be relaxing to your heart to read a summer-camp slasher movie in the form of a novel?

my book THE SUMMER IS ENDED AND WE ARE NOT YET SAVED is back in print, and available in various ebook formats.

asofterworld.com/joey/summer....

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · May 10

My new book!

UNDEAD HUNGRY GRANDMOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY

This is a quiet, unhinged, sweet, autistic, deeply insane horror book. At its heart you will find a knife and a message:

You shouldn't be afraid of them seeing the real you,
They should be.

asofterworld.com/joey/grandmo...

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · Aug 7

My patreon has my works in progress, and early short stories and comics and new short stories as I write them. Since february I've written and published a horror novel on there, and brought my dirty stories book back into print.

www.patreon.com/joeycomeau

Get more from Joey Comeau on Patreon

things that are tender, queer, horny, funny, haunted like a sink

www.patreon.com

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 13d

It is my birthday today!

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divine beastmode @gunstreet.bsky.social · 14d

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 14d

it's joey!

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 14d

you will NEVER GUESS whose birthday is tomorrow!

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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 15d

in two days I will be √2025 years old!

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