Hazard Hostile
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I used to make a lot of comics. I have two cats! I read a bunch.
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Occurrence! At Owl Creek Bridge
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Occurrence! At Owl Creek Bridge
I'm sure this bold innovation will end up being four AI slop versions of Monopoly for the four houses of Hogwarts or whatever
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'm sure this bold innovation will end up being four AI slop versions of Monopoly for the four houses of Hogwarts or whatever
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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totally secondary to everything else but I don't understand Trump always using the "Panican" thing? it's awkward to say, it's not catchy, totally unclear what it's riffing on, very Trump 2.0 sort of thing
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
totally secondary to everything else but I don't understand Trump always using the "Panican" thing? it's awkward to say, it's not catchy, totally unclear what it's riffing on, very Trump 2.0 sort of thing
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“Collection of Handwritten Letters from Children in Detention Center” sounds like an exhibit in the Holocaust Museum.
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
“Collection of Handwritten Letters from Children in Detention Center” sounds like an exhibit in the Holocaust Museum.
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COOL BOARDERS
UEP SYSTEMS 1997
PLAYSTATION
UEP SYSTEMS 1997
PLAYSTATION
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
COOL BOARDERS
UEP SYSTEMS 1997
PLAYSTATION
UEP SYSTEMS 1997
PLAYSTATION
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No happy ending for Robert Kraft today
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
No happy ending for Robert Kraft today
If Matthew Broderick was going to do an ad for AI you think he'd have picked self-driving car AI
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
If Matthew Broderick was going to do an ad for AI you think he'd have picked self-driving car AI
More like Beer Hall Putz, amirite
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
More like Beer Hall Putz, amirite
When scolding a collective group of people that you've made up it's important to refer to them as 'y'all' so everybody knows you're down home and folksy and real, whereas they, the people you've made up to be mad at, are by contrast a bunch of elitist stuffed-shirts
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
When scolding a collective group of people that you've made up it's important to refer to them as 'y'all' so everybody knows you're down home and folksy and real, whereas they, the people you've made up to be mad at, are by contrast a bunch of elitist stuffed-shirts
My SNL pitch would be Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries trying to buy a secondhand car and getting an increasingly worse deal without the salesman having to push back on them at all
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My SNL pitch would be Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries trying to buy a secondhand car and getting an increasingly worse deal without the salesman having to push back on them at all
For sale:
Baby shoes
(containing feet)
Baby shoes
(containing feet)
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
For sale:
Baby shoes
(containing feet)
Baby shoes
(containing feet)
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WEAPONS (2025)
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
WEAPONS (2025)
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I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
The cynic in me says that the DNC *wants* ICE to carry on the way they have been because they know they'll poll better in November if civilians keep getting murdered and disappeared for the next nine months
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 AM
The cynic in me says that the DNC *wants* ICE to carry on the way they have been because they know they'll poll better in November if civilians keep getting murdered and disappeared for the next nine months
This poses many questions, like "What the fuck?" and "Why doesn't Darren Aronofsky just fuck off into the sun?"
No.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
This poses many questions, like "What the fuck?" and "Why doesn't Darren Aronofsky just fuck off into the sun?"
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Quick iconic comic cover edit to laud Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Quick iconic comic cover edit to laud Ilhan Omar.
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Nancy 1/27/26, Nancy Visits Philadelphia Part 2
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Nancy 1/27/26, Nancy Visits Philadelphia Part 2
Leaving my comfort zone by joining a club for people who shoot heroin but aren't drug addicts
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Leaving my comfort zone by joining a club for people who shoot heroin but aren't drug addicts
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
A few years ago during stressful times at work I desperately wanted a special bag that you could pull over your head and scream without other people being able to hear you at anything above talking volume and I am now reupping my request for science to help me with this
January 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
A few years ago during stressful times at work I desperately wanted a special bag that you could pull over your head and scream without other people being able to hear you at anything above talking volume and I am now reupping my request for science to help me with this
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
okay hear me out
What the absolute fuck
Reminder: If the Supreme Court upholds Trump’s attack on birthright citizenship, some of the ICE officers currently brutalizing Minnesotans may be reassigned to apprehend newborns from the hospital for immediate deportation. Just read the Trump administration’s own memo. slate.com/news-and-pol...
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 AM
What the absolute fuck
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