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hazelsagego.bsky.social
Making a pinned post to list my completed fics (and standalone vignette type fics) all in one post! I'll add from oldest to newest over the next few days.

I'll still post individual chapter updates for multi-chapter fics, but one-shots will go straight here. Hope y'all have find some to enjoy!
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#IneffableKinktober Prompt 11 - Masturbation + #Kinktober Prompt 11 – Come Licking

Post Job incident, both of our favorite ineffables have some thoughts about eating and temptation and ox ribs.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic
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Chapter 12: 11. Masturbation

Summary: 
Ox ribs awaken a new curiosity in an angel, while stoking an already existing fire in a demon to an inferno.

(Kinktober Day 11 – Come Licking)

Notes: 
Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have penises, masturbation, sexual fantasy, come eating, rimming, remembrance of ox ribs 😉
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A pair. Aziraphale had never really been part of a pair before. Together in their loneliness, unique in their understanding of each other, and sharing secrets about even just this one night that could devastate them, but that they were trusting each other not to share.

An angel and a demon trusting each other?

It was terrifying. It was thrilling. It was…

And here it was, the truly conflicting part of this whole experience. Because he should be a good angel and, regardless of how he’d ‘erred’ today, sinned in his disobedience to God, he should be prostrate on the floor, offering repentance, if only in his own mind. This should be a time to reaffirm his commitment to Heaven and to God while he was on a break between his assignments, get back in touch with the grace within him, guiding him with God’s light.

But all he could think of was Crawley.
hazelsagego.bsky.social
Devil face reveal? Well, technically. Turns out Devil is almost as pretty of a femboy as Angel is.

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 12* – Feminization

*Posted a day early so no double updates

#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...
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Two figures swayed their way into frame, happy hums following them. They were wrapped up together in lingering, tender kisses, bodies aligned, faces glued so close that their hair very nearly overlapped to hide them from view.

One figure was familiar – plump in a tight pink T-shirt and a short white tennis skirt, bright white curls down to his chin, and with the edge of a white mask visible when their faces moved just so.

The other figure was too, but not like this. The thin body was familiar, but viewers had almost always seen it naked already, or at most, clad in black briefs. They’d certainly not seen him in anything skintight like the red T-shirt to match his partner, nor anything typically feminine, like the matching black tennis skirt.

Above mid-chest, it was all new.
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arabellawrites.bsky.social
new fic! i'm so fucking in love with them your honor

Immortality as close as your arms
fandom: IWTV
pairing: Devil's Minion (Armand/Daniel Molloy)
Rating: E
Words: 3631
trans!daniel, breeding kink, 1970s era

archiveofourown.org/works/722289...
hazelsagego.bsky.social
Okay, I might not go here (yet, I'm hoping it's a yet so I can properly appreciate your lovely fics), but those tags are ELITE!!
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lilpy.bsky.social
✏️ Sketchbook preview! 📒

Aziraphale is suffering from the Angel Flu™️ but thankfully he has a doting demon to care for him 💕

sketch 1/6 from December 2024
#GoodOmens #aziracrow
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elkmrlos.bsky.social
very spicy commission!

#goodomens #nsfw
hazelsagego.bsky.social
Fantasy Month 2025 prompt # 2 – Angel’s revenge

After the first video, Angel searches, and finding Devil, he turns the tables on him.

#Kinktober Prompt 10 – Punishment + #IneffableKinktober Prompt 10 – Blasphemy/Priest

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...
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“There you are, foul fiend!” The angel exclaimed, landing on the back of a black-clad demon.

The demon snarled, but the angel had already pulled out a golden rope and was working on subduing him. There was much yelling and much thrashing, but the angel was clearly much stronger than the demon and never once lost control as he wrestled the demon into a hogtie.

There was gnashing of teeth when the angel walked to the front of him and reached out to touch his lips. The demon’s attempt at maiming was met by the voluntary placement of the angel’s fingers into one side of his mouth to prop it open. He tried to bite down, but his eyes widened as his jaw remained stretched.

The angel smiled triumphantly. “Yes, you won’t be able to fight that, I’m afraid. Evil yields to the strength of Good, and I have plans for you.”
hazelsagego.bsky.social
#IneffableKinktober Prompt 10 – Blasphemy/Priest and #Kinktober Prompt 10 – Oral Sex (+/- Punishment) and Prompt 12 – Kneeling

Aziraphale’s God is Crowley and on Sunday, he WORSHIPS.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic
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Chapter 11: 10. Blasphemy/Priest

Summary: 
On Sundays, Aziraphale worships the only God worthy of his love.

(Kinktober Day 11 – Oral Sex and Day 12 - Kneeling)

Notes: 
Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a vulva, Crowley has a penis, dom Crowley/sub Aziraphale, d/s dynamic, blasphemy kink, feet washing, blow jobs, cock worship, come swallowing, blood play (very briefly and very mild), vaginal sex
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On Sunday morning, Aziraphale approached his God in the temple they’d made together. 

Aziraphale had always been a servant of God, but God had become a bit of a nebulous concept over his existence. She had made him and sent him to do Her bidding in Her world and yet when he reached for Her, She was not there. When he held the faith regardless, proved his loyalty, did his best by everything he knew of Her creations and what She may want for them, She was silent. His belief was in a ghost, in a God he imagined the way he wanted Her to be, not the way She actually existed.

But there was a being who, when offered faith, returned loyalty tenfold. Who, when doubted, would prove themselves to be true. Who, when reached for, would reach back. Who would reach before Aziraphale even knew he needed rescuing.

Crowley was his God, and he would worship at Her altar.
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hazelsagego.bsky.social
I'm on alerts for that tumblr and saw the name of the fic when I woke up and was like Wait 👀👀👀 And when I looked it was!!!!! I'm so happy for you!
hazelsagego.bsky.social
I was obviously too excited! *Hey and *ENTIRELY!!!
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trashboatprince.bsky.social
Hiccup's constant mood
#httyd #howtotrainyourdragon
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bushybritches.bsky.social
I bet spreading his wings out after being hidden away is the same feeling I get when I take off my bra after a long day.
hazelsagego.bsky.social
God DAMN, that is entirely understandable, what an awful, spiteful thing to say. But I'm glad it helped tell you to get that boundary in place so your flowers can grow without her! Your life is no place for her if that is how she is going to act!! We are all here to help you grow that garden ❤️🫂
hazelsagego.bsky.social
#IneffableKinktober Prompt 9 – Praise/Degradation and #Kinktober Prompt 3 – Nipple Clamps

Aziraphale bought some new sweaters and Crowley NEEDS to see how well her big tits can ruin them.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic
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Chapter 10: 9. Praise/Degradation

Summary: 
Aziraphale is wearing big tits and a tight jumper. Crowley has plans to ruin both.

(Kinktober Day 9 – Exhibitionism and Day 3 – Nipple Clamps)

Notes: 
The proper Kinktober Exhibitionism fic is later, but I couldn’t resist making this be just a little bit appropriate for the day with some fantasized exhibitionism, even if the latter prompt is the star :) Fun fact, the idea for this came just from the thought of “A love letter to big titty Aziraphale” and imagining a bodice ripper situation – this is my modern version of it, perhaps mildly inspired in retrospect by some of gingerhaole’s spectacular wives artwork. I have a historical roleplay one in the works along the same bodice ripper lines that will come out eventually :P

Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have penises, dom Crowley/sub Aziraphale, d/s dynamics, bodice-ripper, praise kink, degradation kink, nipple clamps, exhibitionism (extended discussion of), titfucking, come marking, masturbation
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The jumper had a scoop neckline. Actually, it was probably somewhere between a scoop and a crew neck, but to Crowley, who’d only ever seen her in crew, cowl, or turtleneck jumpers, it could have been a plunging V for the effect it had on her. There was extra skin and it was pale and smooth and perfect and it looked so fucking soft, and her tits were right there! So much closer to coming out than normal. And with the way the band of the neckline indented her plush breasts ever so slightly the whole way round… She wouldn’t have had this thought seeing this on pretty much any other woman, but on Aziraphale? It gave the impression that they were just barely contained.

Crowley really wanted to see them uncontained. 

“I have,” she conceded. “It’s been a damn fine view.”

“But what do you want?” Aziraphale whined and oh, what a perfect opportunity.

“I want you to take your tits out.”
hazelsagego.bsky.social
Fantasy Week 2020 prompt #4 – tentacles

Remember the tentacle video flashback? Now you get the whole thing :)

#Kinktober Prompt 9 - Tentacles

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...
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It was a tentacle, dark navy blue in color on the outside with a slate blue-gray underside, the suckers ringed with a cool blue of a hue somewhere in the middle.

“I-I don’t know why you’ve t-taken me here, creature,” Angel stuttered, “but please, just let me go. You’ve no use for me, I promise. What could you possibly want with me?”

The tentacle crept forward again, directly towards his mouth.

He startled back, sunhat falling to the rock behind him, then glanced down, clear dismay on his face. As he struggled, it became clear that he wasn’t just sitting down of his own volition. Much thinner but similarly colored rope-like tentacles had coiled up all the way up to his knees, preventing him from closing them or from moving away from the still approaching appendage.
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depraveddame.bsky.social
Part three of Disaster Professors is up! ✨ Tabula Rasa features a Sexually Charged Lift Encounter and perhaps the most pathetic Crowley yet!

archiveofourown.org/works/72128821
hazelsagego.bsky.social
There was a test video done before Crowley’s first time on Angel’s stream. A year later, fans get to see an edited version of it.

#Kinktober Prompt 8 – Webcam

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...
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“Yeah, we can try that,” he said, as casually as he could. He sounded a little funny, but at least his voice was steady.

His stomach flipped as Aziraphale’s brow furrowed slightly. “Try... what, exactly?”

Crowley was still hot, but it was all mortification now. Of course, Aziraphale didn’t want him on video, it was Angel’s channel and the people came for Angel. Why would he let a starstruck fanboy into that space, even if they just so happened to be best friends and now officially dating?

“O-Oh,” he stuttered, cursing internally at how quickly the shame had hit him. “I guess you didn’t… I didn’t mean…”

His mouth gaped, lost for words as he tried to save face, but Aziraphale had no such trouble, something sparking in his eyes as he said, “Do you want to try being on video with me?”
hazelsagego.bsky.social
#IneffableKinktober Prompt 8 – The Bentley and #Kinktober Prompt 13 – Dom Bottom/Sub Top

The Bentley has some musical car innuendos. Crowley has more when she shows Aziraphale SHE is a good ride.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic
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Chapter 9: 8. The Bentley

Summary: 
The Bentley plays a suggestive song. Aziraphale thinks that Crowley might have possibly accidentally hit on him, perhaps? Crowley teaches him exactly what those suggestions meant.

(Kinktober Day 13 – Dom Bottom/Sub Top… Kind of)

Notes: 
Okay, the Kinktober prompt isn’t perfect (more of a power bottom and service top situation than actually dom and sub), but this is the prompt of all of them that best fit this ficlet and I’d be damned if I wasn’t writing this stupid ficlet that I’ve been snickering about for months since I found a place where I could. Y’all know my weird concept and bad joke schtick by now, so this should surprise absolutely NO ONE! I’ll write a proper Dom Bottom/Sub Top eventually as payment, promise :P
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Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, service top Aziraphale/power bottom Crowley, terrible puns (and yes, that is a <em>warning</em>!), car sex, blowjobs, vaginal sex, strength kink (brief), creampie
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And every once-in-a-while, she thought with a grin as a song of the Velvet Underground’s that she’d convinced Aziraphale he liked faded away, only to be replaced by low electric guitars, the Bentley chose something fresh and pretty modern and almost guaranteed to piss the angel off. Or provoke some sort of robust reaction at the very least.

God, Crowley loved her.

“Oh, darling, no!” Aziraphale fretted, leaning towards the dashboard as if it might make the car more inclined to listen to him. “It was all so lovely before, why change to… this?” He sniffed haughtily.

“Naw, this is a good one, angel,” Crowley glanced over before stepping on the gas. Even more eager to get to their destination now than she’d been before. And because she couldn’t help wanting to push it when given such a perfect opportunity… “Give it a listen. Might be pertinent.”

I’ve been lookin’ for a driver who is qualified…
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